The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[day_trippr]

LOL! It's gotta suck that your boss knows all your moves before you can even use them...

Cheers! :cross:

 

[paulthenurse]

"I can't go fishing! Are you kidding me? What if Matt finds out?"

 

[Cape Brewing]

I do not think that means what you think it means


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[paulthenurse]

I'm ok with it

 

[paulthenurse]

Home from work. Fed and watered. Hauled the old, decrepit AC up from the cellar. Did I ever tell you guys how much I prefer winter to summer? If youre cold you move your ass and you warm up. Heat is inescappable. I don't know how you do it, AZ. And spare us the story about it being dry heat. My oven, both the pending oven in the yard and the existing oven in the kitchen have dry heat. I wouldnt want to live in either of them.

 

[bob1852]

It's 63*F right now where I live.

Don't lump all of AZ in with that sh!thole/hellhole Phoenix. That's like saying all of MA is like Norton.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I see what you did there.


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[paulthenurse]

Phoenix must be some kind of bad to get compared to Norton. I shudder at the thought.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

thought u outsmarted me huh?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Phoenix must be some kind of bad to get compared to Norton. I shudder at the thought.

Which is crap because Norton has dramatically more tremendously awesome breweries


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[paulthenurse]

Yours and Yeager's?

Norton isn't just Massachusetts dirty little secret anymore. Even the guy from the cold part of Arizona has heard of the place. Being the place with the most pedophiles per square mile in the nation ain't a big selling point for most people.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i know I was the true 10,000 post, all you guys deleting comments so I dont appear to be its ok, I know I was it.

 

[bluemoose]

What does the weather look like in Phoenix next week, AZ? I am headed there on Tuesday.
What should I drink out there. I will be staying at the biltmore.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm going out on a limb here and guessing that it will be hot as the surface of the sun.

But it's a dry heat so it's not that bad.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'd drink water out there and lots of it. Unless you find a brewery that puts a spin on a popular style.

 

[the_bird]

What does the weather look like in Phoenix next week, AZ? I am headed there on Tuesday.

Let me Google that for you.

 

[the_bird]

Also, go talk to ollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo. He's like, the executive director of the Arizona Craft Brewers' Guild.

 

[the_bird]

Also again:

Hot as balls.

 

[nhwrecker]

An obnoxious beer thread that primarily focuses on Massholes passes 10,000 entries.

That's more than PTN's mother!!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't know what that's supposed to mean but I'm going to punch you in the khahck the next time I see you just on general principles.

Smooches!

 

[paulthenurse]

Edited to remove a rant.

 

[Melana]

Edited to remove a rant.

Why? Your rants are usually epic!

 

[nhwrecker]

Edited to remove a rant.

Jeesh. If I caused that.........well, suddenly I feel quite proud.

 

[paulthenurse]

Da two a yous can go F yous selfs.

It had nothing to do with you Mort, you've got nuttin' to be proud of.

 

[nhwrecker]

Nothing be proud of? Apparently you haven't seen me naked.


Try to get that image out of your head for the rest of the day.


and, of course, GFY...............

 

[paulthenurse]

As a matter of fact, I have seen you naked changing out of your wetsuit on the boat.


I stand by my earlier statement

 

[paulthenurse]

RIP Tommy Ramone

 

[paulthenurse]

Keep your heads down today Ladies. Tornados headed thus way. It would be a shame if Mort got picked up by the wind and ended up in Oz.

 

[paulthenurse]

Point of interest...

Creedence released their first album this date in 1968. I was married with 7 kids at the time.


Memories... Light the corners of my mind,
Misty water colored memories,"......

What were we talking about?

 

[the_bird]

About 72 hours from my first proper vacation in years; let's see how much work I actually get done between now and the end of the week. My money's on "not very much!"