The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

The 55 year old guy in me immediately thought, "That's a 2:30AM trip to the toilet."

 

[Melana]

I just drank a growler of Hill Farmstead's Susan.

How was it?

 

[bluemoose]

Well worth the trip.

 

[paulthenurse]

To the toilet?

 

[Melana]

Well worth the trip.

Oh, I've been there... I was hoping for a really good reason to get John to take the trip up the dirt road to the brewery.

 

[bluemoose]

Susan is pretty good. I got that, the simcoe single IPA, which was not that great, and the double citra. I think I like the Susan the best of the three. I went to get Abner, but is sold out before I got to the front of the line.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's gotta be pretty f'ing great to justify getting out of bed at 2 f'ing 30.

 

[Melana]

It's gotta be pretty f'ing great to justify getting out of bed at 2 f'ing 30.

Pfft. Not a stretch for me!

 

[bluemoose]

I meant well worth the trip at 2:30 am.
The road was still frozen which was a pleasant surprise. Mud season is going to be brutal this year.

 

[paulthenurse]

Johns 8 feet tall. His bladder is the size of a camels hump.

 

[bluemoose]

Melana, let me know if you come up. You will drive past my house. You are welcome to pit stop,for a beer or two.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're a female. You were designed by the great engineer in the sky with a bladder that men can not hope to compete agaist

 

[Melana]

Melana, let me know if you come up. You will drive past my house. You are welcome to pit stop,for a beer or two.

We come up to Stowe every August.

 

[bluemoose]

Is that for the car show?

 

[Melana]

Is that for the car show?

Sure is. I'm pretty easy to spot if you look for the car that is my avatar.

 

[bluemoose]

Never been to it. I don't take my car to any shows. Just drive in parades.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok. I'll bite. Parades?

 

[bluemoose]

You know, where cars and fire trucks and bands drive through the streets. They do it on holidays? Where the hell are you from anyway?

 

[paulthenurse]

I know what a f'ing parade is Douchenozzle. My question was more along the lines of "Why are you in a parade?"

Local Moose Lodge march in the annual My Brother Darryl Day?

 

[Melana]

My question was more along the lines of "Why are you in a parade?"

Why not?
Because he can?

 

[bluemoose]

Antique car, small town. What do you expect.
I do small fairs, town parades. Throw candy to the fat kids that salivate on the road side.

 

[paulthenurse]

Let me see if I have this correct... You troll for fat kids by giving them candy. In most locales that's called being a pedophile. Oh boy!! Small-town America sure ain't what it used to be.

 

[paulthenurse]

"Hey little boy want some candy? I've got a Mr. Goodbar!"

 

[Melana]

"Hey little boy want some candy? I've got a Mr. Goodbar!"

Spoken like a true pedophile!

 

[bluemoose]

Nothing sweeter than an antique white panel van.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Nothing sweeter than an antique white panel van.

with limo tinted windows

 

[Melana]

Nothing sweeter than an antique white panel van.

Except for the big bad Caddy...

 

[day_trippr]

Play Ball!

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

Sizemore's two-fer-two with a dinger! Jacoby who?

 

[bluemoose]

Pitch count differential is huge. Lot of warning track power for the sox.


Sent from the kingdom of beer.