The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Did you really just say you don't think I can fart nonstop for four hours? And it won't smell horrible when I do? Seriously?


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[bob1852]

Nice looking beef brisket dropped into the brine this morning... fresh corned beef comin' for St. Patty's. BOOM

I keep meaning to do that one of these years...

But, I'm too lazy.

So I just wait until March 18th, buy up all the pre-brined corned beef at 50-75+% off and make enough fauxstrami to last a year.

 

[Melana]

Did you really just say you don't think I can fart nonstop for four hours? And it won't smell horrible when I do? Seriously?


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Don't forget the onion rings. Onion rings make nasty gas... almost nuclear.

 

[Melana]

Nice looking beef brisket dropped into the brine this morning... fresh corned beef comin' for St. Patty's. BOOM

Been there...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

why isint the Bog on this list?

http://newportcraftbeer.com/breweries/

 

[Cape Brewing]

Did you really just say you don't think I can fart nonstop for four hours? And it won't smell horrible when I do? Seriously?
.

I still don't think 1) you'll do it or 2) you could do it for four hours.


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[TheDudeLebowski]

Now, do you mean four hours? or four hours without an incident?

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't think that's true. I think you're just saying that trying to be funny on this thread.

What you said.


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[paulthenurse]

Boston Sea Rovers show this weekend. Come see Mort try to pretend to be a grown up. It's pretty damned funny. I have it on reliable authority that there will be NO Bog Water being served there.


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[ComcastWineRookie]

wow this place is a ghost town. i see tumbleweeds rolling around

 

[yeager1977]

We created a new thread and didn't tell you cause we don't want you around


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[yeager1977]

We created a new thread and didn't tell you cause we don't want you around


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[Melana]

Wow Chris - I agree with you twice in a row!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

im good at finding places I dont belong.

 

[paulthenurse]

Please don't feed the animals.

Started a bathroom remodel project yesterday. Going to enlarge the bathroom by breaking down a walk and moving it back five feet, then rearranging the fixtures. Should end up with a much bigger bathroom and a walk in closet of the bedroom. The trick is going to be doing the whole thing while we live there as we only have the one bathroom. Showering at the gym for a few days won't be a big deal but a functional throne is a daily requirement.


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[paulthenurse]

Here... I'll start.

Gym??? Gym????? Who are you sh!tting, you haven't been to a gym in years,




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[the_bird]

Get yourself a Porta-Potty, a la Masstoberfest. I'm sure your dear wife will love that, especially during this week's snowstorm.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Please don't feed the animals.

Started a bathroom remodel project yesterday. Going to enlarge the bathroom by breaking down a walk and moving it back five feet, then rearranging the fixtures. Should end up with a much bigger bathroom and a walk in closet of the bedroom. The trick is going to be doing the whole thing while we live there as we only have the one bathroom. Showering at the gym for a few days won't be a big deal but a functional throne is a daily requirement.


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it was bound to happen, he can no longer fit in its current configuration.

 

[paulthenurse]

Get yourself a Porta-Potty, a la Masstoberfest. I'm sure your dear wife will love that, especially during this week's snowstorm.

Oh ya, she'd LOVE that idea. I'd catch a fish before I got laid again.


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[Melana]

I'd catch a fish before I got laid again.

wait... stop... Did you HAVE to go there?

 

[the_bird]

There are incredibly rude jokes to be made there that I will refrain from making because your wife is such a sweetheart.

Just go over to Cape's place; doesn't he have a pot you can drop a brisket into?

 

[nhwrecker]

Mondays suck. Even this thread can't make me laugh today. Maybe cause I picked up that rare Chinese disease over the weekend, Dragon Ass. Got a real bad case of it too. Wonder if PTN has any instant cures over in ER. Shouldha put on the oxygen mask for half an hour this morning.

 

[Melana]

There are incredibly rude jokes to be made there that I will refrain from making because your wife is such a sweetheart.

Mrs. TheNurse is a wonderful woman.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

she has to be, there cant be 2 idiots in 1 household

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Anyone else have a use for the Ignore List? I have one person on the Ignore List because at 7 posts, he sent a vulgar worded, extremely rude PM in response to a post I made about CO2 tanks.

I have an idea for the next one on that list.

 

[paulthenurse]

Didn't know there was an Ignore function. If the majority of people on a particular thread agree to do so can it be an across the entire thread function?


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[bigjohnmilford]

There are incredibly rude jokes to be made there that I will refrain from making because your wife is such a sweetheart.

Alice is awesome.

 

[paulthenurse]

I married WAY out of my league.


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[Cape Brewing]

greatest... invention... EVER.

Rick... you sir, are the King of Homebrewtalk for today.

and sorry, I know I owe you an email on bottling. I'll try to get my azz in gear.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

go ahead, ignore me. its all good