The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

I need a breath-alizer on my keyboard. You know, one of those things that guys who've been bagged drunk driving have to blow into before their car will start.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Paul, please don't tell us about your fetishes.

 

[Melana]

Paul, please don't tell us about your fetishes.

The gerbils have already been mentioned.

 

[the_bird]

The odd thing is that he's posted that picture of himself in the rubber suit, but I'm not sure he uses it for diving.

 

[yeager1977]

It kinda looked like this I would guess.




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[paulthenurse]

It kinda looked like this I would guess.




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Well seeing as how you've never actually had sex I'm sure you do have to imagine what it looks like.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Hmm.. Cape is making crackers now?

 

[paulthenurse]

There's a cup of Starsan in every batch.


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[bigjohnmilford]

Observations of the week.
1. The 99 restaurant sucks more than it ever has. (If that we're possible)
2. The Bruins are playing awesome.
3. The ignore function makes this thread a little less entertaining.

That is all.

 

[paulthenurse]

An observation...

1. You need to look up entertaining and aggravating in the dictionary.

2. St Patty's Day on a full moon makes the staff at the two ER"s closest to Southie think about a career change.

3. Bog Irons Green Stinger was a bad idea. A mint flavored. green IPA? What are they thinking?


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[Cape Brewing]

We were apparently distracted by the funny story you were telling me about your shift the other night.... what was that patient's name you were telling me about? That was a hilarious story.

Hold on... Let me type it all out in detail.


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[yeager1977]

Here we go again. Cape trying to bring up old old sh!t again where Paul got really p!ssed. That was some funny stuff.


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[Cape Brewing]

I have no idea what you're talking about


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[yeager1977]

Seriously don't remember that one? Where Paul got worried about HIPA?


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[paulthenurse]

Yeager, please stop talking! The day I have to rely on you to defend me is the day I take a Chinese meat cleaver and five pounds of ginger root to my nut sack and start chipping like an Oregon woodsman with past due rent.


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[revelation]

PTN, who is St. Patricia? When is her St's day? And why does it make ERs near Southie nervous?

 

[Melana]

Yeager, please stop talking! The day I have to rely on you to defend me is the day I take a Chinese meat cleaver and five pounds of ginger root to my nut sack and start chipping like an Oregon woodsman with past due rent.
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[paulthenurse]

Dear God
Please help me get through today without losing it and punching some drunken farktard in the kak, Remind me to keep repeating, I don't care if someone takes a leak on the floor or pukes on them self. Not my problem.
Thank you God. Amen


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[paulthenurse]

Oh and God?
If I don't care if one drunk does that then I don't care if twentyfive or thirty do either, ok? Keep whispering that in my ear. Thank you. Amen.


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[paulthenurse]

We've laid up 9200 posts on this incredibly boring and mind numbing time waste of a thread. Why did it take me till this week to find out about the "Ignore" function? Thanks to RickR for making my life so much nicer.

 

[Melana]

You started it.

 

[paulthenurse]

And in a way I can't quite explain I'm almost proud of this. It's like the smart mouthed son I never had. Wierd.


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[Melana]

And in a way I can't quite explain I'm almost proud of this. It's like the smart mouthed son I never had. Wierd.


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You could adopt one!


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[ComcastWineRookie]

im avail

 

[paulthenurse]

Is 9:15 am on a Monday too early to have a shot of Jameson's IF...

A. It's Paddy's Day.
B. It's your only day off out of the past 9.
C. It's Paddy's Day.
D. Herself is working.
E. It's Paddy's Day.
F. The other option to start the day is tearing down drywall.
G. It's Paddy's Day.
H. I'll only have one. For now.


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[Melana]

Go for it!

 

[paulthenurse]

I held out till 1:00. I've got world class will powah.


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[Cape Brewing]

Celebrating with a Stinger at Kinsale. Psyched with that beer lately.... we've been able to kick the nose up even more on it. It's pouring nicely.

I might have another.


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[bob1852]

Cape finally figured out how to dry hop?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape finally figured out how to dry hop?

No... finally figured out how to get your mom to agree to the tenth and eleventh guy.... it was getting boring just the nine of us and her after a while.