The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bob1852]

Sorry I didn't PKU. I'm javelina hunting...

That's right. Trying to find a fat smelly pig. And no, I haven't found PTN yet.

 

[paulthenurse]

That was very unkind.

I'm sorry but I need a little time.

After I defend AZ with all my heart and soul he cuts my to the quick. See? This is why we don't allow feelings in here. So that no one else has to go through the heartbreak that I'm experiencing right now.

Damn you AZ!! Damn you to a dry county!!!!!!

 

[bob1852]

I apologize PTN. Javelina actually aren't fat. I mean, wait, what?

 

[paulthenurse]

If I were sober I voukd figure out how to type my sobbing tears. But I'm nit. FU AZ!

Add tears(here) bastard!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Oh Canada! Can you say Gold! Us dosent even win a medal is priceless

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Pku

Edit: not sure why im autocorrecting to lowercase

 

[Yooper]

That was very unkind.

I'm sorry but I need a little time.

After I defend AZ with all my heart and soul he cuts my to the quick. See? This is why we don't allow feelings in here. So that no one else has to go through the heartbreak that I'm experiencing right now.

Damn you AZ!! Damn you to a dry county!!!!!!

Now I have to step in here to ask you to behave.

Condemning someone to a dry county is incredibly cruel. I'd just call him an ass or something, and not be so mean.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

wow, its weird, its my birthday today but I dont feel any older, instead I actually feel younger. Maybe its the fact that I havent been in the presence of PTN in well over a year now. Ya that has to be it.

 

[yeager1977]

No one cares.


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[ComcastWineRookie]

No one cares.


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if you truly didnt care you wouldnt waste the time typing it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I need two used white wine barrels. Anyone have any suggestions?

As brutally painful as it is to admit, Mr. TheNurse was nice enough to provide an excellent lead on this situation. I am just trying to avoid the long drive that would entail.


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[ComcastWineRookie]

newport vineyards in newport, ri?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm guessing PTN suggested Upper NY. Ping Westport Winery. They're fairly large and down by your way.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm guessing PTN suggested Upper NY. Ping Westport Winery. They're fairly large and down by your way.

He did... And even called the guy and he was willing to help.... which was awesome... I just don't want to drive to upper NY of I can help it.


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[TheDudeLebowski]

Planes, trains and automobiles. Invite PTN up for the ride. Have him call Westport and charm them. Use the MassLocal slant.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

nashoba valley winery

http://www.nashobawinery.com/faq/used-barrels/

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Aaaah. Good one Rookie. Forgot they did whites. I live just a town over if you want me to check it out. Plus it's getting to that time of the season when I travel south your way to hit unfrozen golf courses. I could bring a couple down.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Aaaah. Good one Rookie. Forgot they did whites. I live just a town over if you want me to check it out. Plus it's getting to that time of the season when I travel south your way to hit unfrozen golf courses. I could bring a couple down.

"Unsuitable for further use"..., just emailed them and got that response.


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[bluemoose]

Send the_bird out to NY. Doesn't he live in eastern NY anyway?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Send the_bird out to NY. Doesn't he live in eastern NY anyway?

Not a bad plan actually.

Bird... Chop chop. Make with the barrels. I need two.


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[the_bird]

You're way too much of a dink for me to offer any assistance. Not going out until April anyway, and no room in the new car. But mostly, you're too much of a dink.

You can't get someone to put UPS labels on two wine barrels for you? It's going to cost you two hundred bucks in gas just to drive out there. Might as well buy a couple new ones, slosh around a couple bottles of Two Buck Chuck in them and let 'em soak for a couple weeks, and call it good.

 

[nhwrecker]

Oh Canada! Can you say Gold! Us dosent even win a medal is priceless

Hello world. It's two days later. Some state called Canada just won two gold medals in hockey. Just thought you'd like to know. Heaven knows I could give a phuuuck.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, no Bird... I need em before April. Somewhere about mid-March would be ideal. Thanks buddy.


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[paulthenurse]

White barrels are going to be tough to get. Whites aged in barrels are generally Chardonnay's. they get their fermentation and aging done in the barrel, maybe a vintage or two to tske the sharp wood bite out of the new barrels, then they get transferred to the red side of the room where they are still good to go for many years. Barrels used only for whites have a lot of life left in them, they'll be dear.

Look into Gibbs Brothers Barrels in Arkansas . American oak, charred how you want it. Prices are good, shippings not bad and it's brand new.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can't use brand new... I need white wine specifically.


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[ComcastWineRookie]

he said he didnt wanna drive to upstate NY, what makes you think arkansas is within reach.

 

[Cape Brewing]

White barrels are going to be tough to get. Whites aged in barrels are generally Chardonnay's. they get their fermentation and aging done in the barrel, maybe a vintage or two to tske the sharp wood bite out of the new barrels, then they get transferred to the red side of the room where they are still good to go for many years. Barrels used only for whites have a lot of life left in them, they'll be dear.

Look into Gibbs Brothers Barrels in Arkansas . American oak, charred how you want it. Prices are good, shippings not bad and it's brand new.

We want to finally get a Babalu started and in order to do so, we need the white wine barrels lined up. Straight oak wouldn't work for that beer and the tannins it picks up from the wine soaked barrels makes a big difference.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

this place might be able to ship them.

http://www.barrelbroker.com/index.php

and 1 more

http://www.winebusiness.com/classifieds/usedbarrels/

 

[paulthenurse]

Does it make me a total whack job to change the toilet paper around so that it rolls from the front in my parents bathroom?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Not at all. Just don't start reading Glamour magazine in there.