The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Cape has a brewery? Since when?

He bought a bunch of big pots a few years ago, trying to be in on the ground floor of the impending Deep Fried Pig boom. When that didn't go off as he expected he shifted gears, brought in investors and rented space in a former brothel.

He tries to keep it all pretty hush hush.

 

[Melana]

Former brothel?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Chinese "massage"

 

[Melana]

Happy endings?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

FROM WHAT i HEAR THATS WHY THEY CLOSED IT DOWN.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh ya. But no cherry on top. The only cherry in that joint occurred the day Yeager visited.

 

[bob1852]

Oh ya. But no cherry on top. The only cherry in that joint occurred the day Yeager visited.

Don't you mean blueberry?

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't you mean blueberry?

Yeager just texted me a GFY. Asked me to forward it to you. There ya go.

 

[Melana]

Yeah... Yeager has blueberries... it's his silent cry for help...

 

[yeager1977]

FYA


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[TheDudeLebowski]

Yeager just texted me a GFY. Asked me to forward it to you. There ya go.

You forgot to include the kitten and laughing panda emoticon at the end of the txt.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

lets go canada

 

[Melana]

lets go canada

Makes me wonder why you're still here?

 

[paulthenurse]

It's Yeager. The kittens etc. are a given.

 

[paulthenurse]

Makes me wonder why you're still here?

Believe me, you're not alone in wondering that.

 

[yeager1977]

I don't wonder why. It's not worth it. I just wish he would leave. He should be deported to Canada.


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[paulthenurse]

You cant do that, it would piss off the canadians.That might spark a border war. They might stop the flow of Labatts. Personally I'm willing to take that chance.

 

[Melana]

yes! I agree - deportation!

 

[yeager1977]

You cant do that, it would piss off the canadians.That might spark a border war. They might stop the flow of Labatts. Personally I'm willing to take that chance.

Did you just have an argument in your head and totally reverse your opinion in two sentences? Impressive. Let's use that brain to find a way to get him deported.

Better yet let's send him to Mexico! Mexico City to be exact. Anyone know some coyotes that are willing to take a drugged guy back over the border?


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[Melana]

he is PTN... totally full of surprises!

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't care if he stays on this country, we've got a zillion other irritating arseholes in this country, Congress for exampje. What's one more? I just wish he's stop hanging here. I work with mentally ill people daily and I'll tell you, I just can't understand the pathogy behind insisting on pushing yourself into a group of people who tell you on a regular basis they wish you would leave. Bizarre stuff right there.

 

[Melana]

Maybe he thinks you really don't mean the insults?

 

[yeager1977]

Look who is on the bottom of the list



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[Melana]

Cool. One would have thought that Cape would have lobbied for better name placement than 'bottom of the list'. Perhaps it's 'save the best for last' mentality?

 

[paulthenurse]

Just typed five paragraphs about why there is a difference between Cape, etc. busting balls and that other guy busting balls and in the end I just erased the whole thing. I don't care what his problem is, I just wish he would go away. He knows without a doubt that I mean it when I say that. Whatever. I'm going back to ignoring him and am aggravated at myself for interacting with him again.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Send the message this way. I'd be honored.

 

[paulthenurse]

On the other hand, the Boys from the Bog are on a list with some impressive brews. I'd be pretty happy if any of my Dirty Water Brews ended up anywhere near that list.


(Christ, if that wasn't a world class case of ball washing I've never seen one. I'm frankly a little sick to my stomach right now.)

 

[yeager1977]

It's ok Paul. We know.

Btw drinking a stinger. Hoping it takes the sting out of the us loss


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[Melana]

Chris - you are actually allowed out of the house? Do you have a GPS tracker on?

 

[yeager1977]

It's Friday afternoon. Every Friday at 1:30-2:00 you can find me at bbc Walpole. Me and my colleagues work from here



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