The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

I wanna see PTN "lunge" in person... I'm sure there are all sorts of human-powered land speed records being broken there.

I got six bucks that says you couldn't have saved this guy from four feet away.




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[paulthenurse]

When I first read your post I thought you had said you wanted to see me luge in person.

Al and I went down the bobsled run at Lake Placid a few years ago. I built up a fair turn of speed, as you might imagine. Physics 101. Too bad you weren't there then, you could have stood on the sidelines and cheered for me.

Not that you don't spend a fair amount of your pitiful little life already doing so.

 

[paulthenurse]

So a friend recently came to my house from the far reaches of Massachusetts and he brought along a 4 pack of the Spencer Abby beer. $18.50 for a freakin' 4 pack. Farkin' A!!!!! Them monks ain't afraid to gouge the sheet out of the beer snobs out there.

So how was it? Not bad. In fact, it was pretty damned good. Not $4.60/12 oz bottle consumed in my kitchen worth of good but it was good. Them monks are going places. Before you know it they'll be working a hostile take over down at the Bog.

 

[the_bird]

You can bitch and moan all you want about the $18 for a four-pack, but if they were charging $8-$10 for a bomber would anybody think twice?

Couldn't hold a candle to the Westy 12, though.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Uhhh. It's 11.2 oz's. You can find it for $16/4pk if you look around. Then again what do you pay for avg cr*p in the bar? Have you tried Benno yet? Intersting stuff.

Still you made out in the deal. All _bird got in return was a funny pair of pants.

 

[Joos]

No, it was a charter, run by a group of semi-functioning alcoholics.

They're called sailors.

 

[Joos]

I'm pissed I missed the fishing trip! Could'nt get a sitter, and my daughter is a little too young to be out in those conditions. I personally LOVE being in heavy seas!

 

[paulthenurse]

Me too. I love it when it gets snotty out there. But tha is because I learned my seamanship in the Coast Guard and thats when we went out to play, when it was snotty. And it was VERY snotty out there yesterday. One seriously bumpy road. Of the 30 + passengers there were only a few of us who looked like we were enjoying ourselves.

 

[Yooper]

We did some fishing today, and yesterday.

Here's what Yooper/Texan fishing looks like:


All that sun and watching the dolphins wore me out, so I spend the rest of the afternoon today drinking homebrew and reading, while the rod was out just in case.

 

[the_bird]

Hey, we saw dolphins! Tough-ass dolphins, not those punks that hang out in warm, sunny climates.

 

[paulthenurse]

Thats right, I forgot about the dolphins. I was worried about the dolphins swimming down and trying to grab a free meal and perhaps getting a mouthful of hook but we were in 180 feet of water and they were playing on the surface in the waves. Still, I'd feel bad if we accidently hooked up with Flipper.

 

[Melana]

Yoop you were hanging out with your rod out?

 

[Yooper]

Yoop you were hanging out with your rod out?

Yep, Bob and I do that all the time. Sometimes, I squeal with delight when I get the big one.

 

[Cape Brewing]

At least you didn't need a flash for that pic.

#holywhitebatman


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[Cape Brewing]

DEH GLARE!!!! IT BURNIN MEH RETNA'S!!!!


Hehe


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[Yooper]

At least you didn't need a flash for that pic.

#holywhitebatman


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I prefer to think of myself as "Aryan" rather than bizarrely pasty white.

 

[paulthenurse]

Aryan? Great! Now the AHA can have a skinhead presence at gatherings. Wicked pissah

 

[paulthenurse]

Btw, you only have a little over a week to shop for my birthday present. Fortunately cash never goes out of style.

 

[Yooper]

Btw, you only have a little over a week to shop for my birthday present. Fortunately cash never goes out of style.

Thanks for the heads up. I've been losing sleep over this.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Btw, you only have a little over a week to shop for my birthday present. Fortunately cash never goes out of style.

Oh good, I have a big bag of stuff my dog dropped. I know who to give it to now.

 

[paulthenurse]

Puppies?????

Score!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nhwrecker]

wow. just got caught up on this thread. There's 30 minutes of my life gone forever. I can't believe that winter fishing wasn't awesome though. Who'd have thought that? And Bird, you probably weren't even seasick -but had food poisoning from eating something at PTN's the night before.

I just signed up for the opportunity to be able to pay $220/person to go to the AHC and get yet another super major life altering 4 day hang over. Hope I "win the lottery" so I can go hang in the Big Mitten of the Midwest. Kinda weird way they're running ticket sales this year, but we'll see how things shake down.

And, before it is required, GFY.

 

[nhwrecker]

wow. just got caught up on this thread. There's 30 minutes of my life gone forever. I can't believe that winter fishing wasn't awesome though. Who'd have thought that? And Bird, you probably weren't even seasick -but had food poisoning from eating something at PTN's the night before.

I just signed up for the opportunity to be able to pay $220/person to go to the AHC and get yet another super major life altering 4 day hang over. Hope I "win the lottery" so I can go hang in the Big Mitten of the Midwest. Kinda weird way they're running ticket sales this year, but we'll see how things shake down.

And, before it is required, GFY.

 

[nhwrecker]

Don't know why that posted double, but if it bothers any of you.........GFY.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Don't know why that posted double, but if it bothers any of you.........GFY.

its cause ur a mental midget

 

[bob1852]

I really want to go to NHC this year, but it would be spending yet another $1000-1500 I don't have...

 

[Melana]

its cause ur a mental midget

Wow... Pot, I think that Kettle is pointing fingers again!

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh the irony of Mort whining about wasting 30 minutes of his uber exciting life while he double posts drivel.

Sh!t like that makes me smile.

 

[paulthenurse]

I really want to go to NHC this year, but it would be spending yet another $1000-1500 I don't have...

Ask Cape to sponsor you. He's loaded, he can use it as a tax write off.

He doesn't talk about it much but he owns a wicked successful brewery and he's got bars clamering for his beer. He's rolling-in-the-dough.

 

[bob1852]

Ask Cape to sponsor you. He's loaded, he can use it as a tax write off.

He doesn't talk about it much but he owns a wicked successful brewery and he's got bars clamering for his beer. He's rolling-in-the-dough.

Cape has a brewery? Since when?