The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[yeager1977]

Trinity just kicked a keg of stinger and have no more. Who would have guessed

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey girls, I'm back. Didn't get to see the Aurora Borealis, weather and solar flare activities didn't cooperate. Next time maybe.
What a sad shadow of itself this thread has been while I was away. I tried to check in occasionally but my connection was spotty at best. Damn, you Nancy's are a pitiful bunch without me to hold your hands.
Anyone seen or heard from Cape after yesterday or has he slit his wrists in a warm bathtub?
(We should be so lucky...)

 

[Melana]

Paul, we're not that lucky.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

well, the good news is, you didnt miss much being in a plane for the game, cause the pats never showed up

 

[Joos]

Haven't posted here in a LONG time! Hows it going ladies?

 

[Melana]

Joos! How have you been???

 

[Joos]

Very well thanks! I haven't talked to you or John in years now! How are things with you?

The "ladies" part was supposed to be an insult to most people here. Wasn't expecting a response from an actual lady haha

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

she isint a lady

 

[Joos]

Should I have said females?

 

[paulthenurse]

Jooooooooos! You old sheep molesting son ora ******! How you been, Lad? We've missed you. I was honest to the devil thinking of you just the other day. And no not because my computer was farmed up..

 

[Joos]

Great! Had a pretty ****ed up year or so there, Divorce and such. But I'm back in full swing! How have you been Paul?
Drove by your house a few times working in your town. Nice boat! Are we going fishing this spring?!?!? haha I'll bring the beer!

 

[Melana]

Again Comcast... GFY!

Joos... Sorry to hear of the divorce and all. The big guy and I are still around. I've been brewing a lot. Stop in sometime!

 

[paulthenurse]

All well here Joos. If you drive by again and don't stop I'll smack ya. If there is a red truck in the driveway I'm there. We can definately go fishing this year. (I should warn you that I went 0 for '13 though, so if you want to bring home fish you should plan on stopping at a store on the way home.) Plius I'm working days like the rest of the world so days off aren't spent 1/2 in bed.

 

[the_bird]

Sorry to hear about the divorce, Joos.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jeeeeez... talk about hopping back into a thread and milking the sympathy card. Wowwwwwwww.

 

[Melana]

That's cold Cape!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just sayin'... I mean... I'm waiting for everyone to offer backrubs and start rubbing his feet or somethin'. "Awwwwwwwwwwwww... pooor widdle baby. Let's all have a big group hug!"

Please... I'm dealing with running OUT of IPA. Does anyone care? No. No one does. We'll just skip right over that but when Mr. I'vebeengoneforayear pops back in... oh... the love-fest is ON.

weak

You all suck.

 

[Cape Brewing]

By the way... just so folks don't panic... more IPA being kegged tonight so it should be all set.

 

[Melana]

Cape, I sincerely hope that nothing bad happens to you.... We would never hear the end of it!

 

[Melana]

By the way... just so folks don't panic... more IPA being kegged tonight so it should be all set.

Don't worry, no panic!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape, I sincerely hope that nothing bad happens to you.... We would never hear the end of it!

Oh relax... unbunch the panties. I've seen Joos a few times recently. He knows that the above are freakin' jokes. I wouldn't actually say crap like that unless I knew... he knew I was freakin' jokin'. I also would never say anything like that seriously to Joos.... I like him way more than the rest of you guys.

quick edit/add... I would also never make jokes about it if, over the few times I've seen Joos... he actually seemed upset about the situation.

 

[Joos]

Hahaha not upset at all. Life is way better now! Cape I have a growler I need to return to the brewery. Just filled it with Oud Bruin.

 

[Cape Brewing]

We'll be there tomorrow night... Maybe we can do a little bartering... Da Honey Stank (an all brett pale) is pourin'. That is assuming there is any Stank left. Freakin' Matt is all touchin'-himself over it and "samples" it by the full pint.

 

[Cape Brewing]

... oh... I mean...

Ohhhhhhh Joos... mwua mwua mwua... sooooo awesome to have to you back. This thread was soooooooooo lame while you were away... mwua mwua... we all missed you soooo much.

 

[Joos]

I know, I know. I actually tried the honey stank out of the fermenter. Matt had a full pint glass of it all yeasty and everything. It was good then!

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya Brian. Sure. You would NEVER say anything remotely mean or obnoxious to ANYONE. You wouldn't give a guy sh!t about getting divorced or going through some other personal difficulties. You wouldn't ever be as mean and heard hearted as that! Why that would be like telling an unfortunate little bald girl to put on a hat and stop the snivelling. And we all know you'd NEVER do anything like that.

 

[Melana]

We all know that Brian is a really nice person!

 

[Cape Brewing]

We all know that Brian is a really nice person!

True story...

I never say sht on this thread I don't 100% believe will either get a giggle or a "oh that bastard... I'm going to get that bastard" reaction (and 99% of those are directed at Paul) from whoever it is I'm taking a shot at. Except Comcast. I'm mean to him on purpose.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ya Brian. Sure. You would NEVER say anything remotely mean or obnoxious to ANYONE. You wouldn't give a guy sh!t about getting divorced or going through some other personal difficulties. You wouldn't ever be as mean and heard hearted as that! Why that would be like telling an unfortunate little bald girl to put on a hat and stop the snivelling. And we all know you'd NEVER do anything like that.

Whatever... she wasn't totally bald. Get over it

 

[Joos]

Feelings are overrated.