The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Feelings are overrated.

True... except they ARE essential... without them we would have nothing to slowly drown and kill with beeeeeer.

You could slowly drown and kill small animals like mice and such... but that's too young-Jeffrey-Dahmer for me.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Drowning small mice? Has someone begun the Utopia X starter? There should be a new thread to record the results from Day 1. Just sayin'

 

[Joos]

but that's too young-Jeffrey-Dahmer for me.

I was going to make a lobotomy joke.....lets just leave it at that

 

[paulthenurse]

I never say sht on this thread I don't 100% believe will either get a giggle or a "oh that bastard... I'm going to get that bastard" reaction (and 99% of those are directed at Paul) from whoever it is I'm taking a shot at. Except Comcast. I'm mean to him on purpose.

Damn. You're starting to sound like him. "I'm a nice guy. Really. No, I mean it. I'm nice. I just ACT like an arsehole, I'm really not one. It's all an act."

Christ, the next thing you know you'll be telling us you're going away for a while and we'll all be seeing you standing outside, looking in through the window, hoping someone invites you to come back,
Pitiful.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Damn. You're starting to sound like him. "I'm a nice guy. Really. No, I mean it. I'm nice. I just ACT like an arsehole, I'm really not one. It's all an act."

Christ, the next thing you know you'll be telling us you're going away for a while and we'll all be seeing you standing outside, looking in through the window, hoping someone invites you to come back,
Pitiful.

oh rly?

 

[Melana]

Feelings are overrated.

Agreed!

 

[Cape Brewing]

(sigh)... can someone please explain my last post to poor Paul? I keep forgetting he's about 121 years old and doesn't get any pop culture references that are any more recent then when the "talkies" started playing in theaters.

 

[paulthenurse]

Gfy

 

[Melana]

(sigh)... can someone please explain my last post to poor Paul? I keep forgetting he's about 121 years old and doesn't get any pop culture references that are any more recent then when the "talkies" started playing in theaters.

That's a generous estimation.

 

[paulthenurse]

What explaination? You say you're really a genuine, sweater wearing, Mr Rodgers. Mr F'ing Nice Guy. A regular 'Neophyte' wannabe. I get slightly nauseated reading that and call you on it. You post a picture of some farktard with an expression that says "I just spray painted my shorts with what I was pretty sure was a fart " Thus proving my point. You and 'He who shall henceforth be ignored.'

Twin sons. Different muttahs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What explaination? You say you're really a genuine, sweater wearing, Mr Rodgers. Mr F'ing Nice Guy. A regular 'Neophyte' wannabe. I get slightly nauseated reading that and call you on it. You post a picture of some farktard with an expression that says "I just spray painted my shorts with what I was pretty sure was a fart " Thus proving my point. You and 'He who shall henceforth be ignored.'

Twin sons. Different muttahs.

It's funny when you don't get cultural references. It's cracks me up.

"Damn kids!!! With the Northpark cartoon characters!! Back in MYYYYY Day we didn't have these fancy Carrrr TOOONs. We made puppets out of thorn-covered sticks and roadkill... callllled it the Smelly and Gutsy Show.... annnnnnd weeeee LOVED IT"

 

[paulthenurse]

Thats great Cape. Say it again. Pretty please.

That was funny the first 100 times you used it. Gettimg kind of stale.

But for you its not bad.

"Aaaannnnd we loved it."

Say it again Cape. It never gets old.

Really.

 

[Joos]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thats great Cape. Say it again. Pretty please.

That was funny the first 100 times you used it. Gettimg kind of stale.

But for you its not bad.

"Aaaannnnd we loved it."

Say it again Cape. It never gets old.

Really.

awwwwwwww.. did someone poop in your Farina Oatmeal and prunes this morning Pauly??

 

[Joos]

Ain't nothin wrong with stayin regular!

 

[paulthenurse]

Regularity has it all over being 'bound up.' Like SOMEONE we all know.

Annnd we loved it!

 

[Joos]

Haha

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's snowin

 

[bigjohnmilford]

It's snowin

And Trinity is out of Stinger. The obvious doesn't always need to be stated.

 

[Melana]

And Trinity is out of Stinger. The obvious doesn't always need to be stated.

I was thinking the same thing when Capes lobotomy came up. It's not nice to poke fun at the intellectually challenged.

 

[DakotaRules]

Welcome back Joos!

 

[Cape Brewing]

And Trinity is out of Stinger. The obvious doesn't always need to be stated.

Four kegs of IPA were just delivered.

 

[Melana]

Mmmm popcorn....

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hope nothing bad happens to you... You'll never hear the end of it!!

 

[DakotaRules]

Mmmm popcorn....

Wow someone is feisty tonight! Big john better look out!

 

[Melana]

Nah. He's on the good list tonight.

 

[Melana]

I hope nothing bad happens to you... You'll never hear the end of it!!

Something bad happens to me all the farkin time. And no one knows about it, except me.

 

[Melana]

Wait, forgot to add... No one cares. I get it!

 

[paulthenurse]

Something bad happens to me all the farkin time. And no one knows about it, except me.

Everyone knows, we're just too smart to say anything. Anything that can bleed for a week and not die has a pact with the devil.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Ah sheet, PTN is back. This thread was almost out of the Petri dish and developing culture and science while you were gone. Back to the dark ages.