The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[revelation]

Pouring grain during milling is also a good use.

 

[Melana]

Back to the Utopias brew day... Yeager, do we have a date from L yet?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

.... the only green thing Paul has seen is the fungus growing on his "toe" from all the years of neglect.

It's been years since Paul has been able to see his toes. Just sayin..

 

[paulthenurse]

The definition of an "Awwwwww sh!t!" moment...
That moment when you realize that you're going to be on a plane midway across the Atlantic while The Great Big Forehead gets schooled, yet again, this Sunday.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The definition of an "Awwwwww sh!t!" moment... That moment when you realize that you're going to be on a plane midway across the Atlantic while The Great Big Forehead gets schooled, yet again, this Sunday.

Yet AGAIN you aren't appreciating the silver lining here... I'LL be able to watch it. See? That's good right?? You're constantly looking at the negatives in every situation. You're a real glass-is-half-empty kinda guy.

 

[the_bird]

I think Paulie's overestimating the likelihood of the plane getting off the ground with him aboard.

 

[the_bird]

... and again, yes, I'll GFM.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think Paulie's overestimating the likelihood of the plane getting off the ground with him aboard.

CHT. "Uhhhhh ladies and gentlmen ... This is uhhhhhhhhh you captain speaking. We're gonna have to pull around to the gate and uhhhhhhhhhhh. Unload some passengers and luggage as uhhhhhhhh we're getting some alerts up here in the uhhhhhhhhhh cockpit saying that we are over the FAA's weight limit fir this aircraft."

 

[Melana]

Do you think they made him buy an extra seat?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Do you think they made him buy an extra seat?

I don't think they have seats in the cargo area.

 

[Melana]

I think he booked on an A400M

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can't wait for this weekend. I am planning on flopping on the couch down at The Cape, my two sons with me, a few Stingers, piles of wings and other assorted heart clogging plates.... and I'm going to be glued to the game. Nothing better than relaxing and watching the match-up of the century.... Manning/Brady .... Probably for the last time.

What's everyone else doing?? I bet cool stuff around the game.

 

[bluemoose]

I can't wait for this weekend. I am planning on flopping on the couch down at The Cape, my two sons with me, a few Stingers, piles of wings and other assorted heart clogging plates.... and I'm going to be glued to the game. Nothing better than relaxing and watching the match-up of the century.... Manning/Brady .... Probably for the last time.

What's everyone else doing?? I bet cool stuff around the game.

Huh, I'll be doing the same, except I'll be drinking good beer.

 

[the_bird]

It's kind of creepy that you're going to be hanging out with Cape's kids.

 

[nhwrecker]

What could possibly be better than watching Brady kick ass, and Manning implode and completely choke, all at the same time? These are definitely "two of my favorite things".

Now PTN twirls around the top of the mountain in a skirt.........

 

[Melana]

Mort you're a funny man.

 

[paulthenurse]

You can call him funny because you've never seen him in Lederhosen, holding a bouquet of Edelweiss and leading a cow around by the nose as he sings show tunes. You wouldn't think he was so funny then, trust me.

 

[paulthenurse]

And since no one picked up on it, I'll explain Cape's effusive gushings from earlier,
He was only going on about how he's going to be on the couch watching the game because he knows that I will be sitting in an airplane over the Atlantic Ocean for the entire duration of the game.

F U Cape.

Ill see the rest of you when we get home. Toodleoo.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

And since no one picked up on it, I'll explain Cape's effusive gushings from earlier,
He was only going on about how he's going to be on the couch watching the game because he knows that I will be sitting in an airplane over the Atlantic Ocean for the entire duration of the game.

F U Cape.

Ill see the rest of you when we get home. Toodleoo.

so ur not flying jetblue? no tv to watch it on? oh well

 

[revelation]

You can call him funny because you've never seen him in Lederhosen, holding a bouquet of Edelweiss and leading a cow around by the nose as he sings show tunes. You wouldn't think he was so funny then, trust me.

That sounds a bit funny. Creepy and scary funny but funny nonetheless.

 

[revelation]

And since no one picked up on it, I'll explain Cape's effusive gushings from earlier,
He was only going on about how he's going to be on the couch watching the game because he knows that I will be sitting in an airplane over the Atlantic Ocean for the entire duration of the game.

F U Cape.

Ill see the rest of you when we get home. Toodleoo.

So you apparently had no faith in your team if you scheduled a trip out of the country during the playoffs.

 

[Melana]

I bet our tides will be super low when he is across the pond...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I bet our tides will be super low when he is across the pond...

LOL! Cold-blooded..... but funny

 

[jrgtr42]

You can call him funny because you've never seen him in Lederhosen, holding a bouquet of Edelweiss and leading a cow around by the nose as he sings show tunes. You wouldn't think he was so funny then, trust me.

I'm just wondering where all those brewers get their Lederhosen. I mean, all the Hendler Brothers from Jack's Abby have them...Is it part of the brewer initiation, where they get issued their 'hosen and directed to grow beards?

 

[nhwrecker]

I'm just wondering where all those brewers get their Lederhosen.

Mine came with the cow and flowers. The shipping from Switzerland was a killer though.

 

[Melana]

Was it a chocolate cow?

 

[revelation]

The Swiss do not allow export of the Chocolate Cows. Everyone has automatic weapons at home to protect the chocolate cows. However, they do encourage the export of those giant horns, they shoot people that try to use them in Switzerland.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

did you guys hear about the guy in dorchester that shot and killed a man that was robbing him, they are gonna charge him for killing the guy. WTF, cant even protect yourself in your own home.

 

[Melana]

Because in this state the criminal is always the victim.