The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

So I'm trying to talk Yeager into doing a repeat of the U1. No screwing around, like Col. Saunders we'll do the original recipe without farking around with a thing.

But Nancy, I mean Yeager, is so PW'd that he's afraid to ask her if he can have friends over because he got a little tight two weeks ago at the Pats game and herself has her panties in a bunch.

What a f'ing Nancy.

We can do it in my shed but it can probably only hold a half dozen guys with the pots. Lets schedule a day in mid Feb and hope Yeager grows a pair in the meantime.

 

[yeager1977]

I hate you with the heat of a thousand suns

 

[bigjohnmilford]

I hate you with the heat of a thousand suns

Just a thousand?

 

[yeager1977]

That's just for this transgression....

 

[Melana]

They built a 40,000 bbl facility, those aren't footsteps, that is a 20 ton weight landing.

Congrats Paul on your weight loss!

 

[paulthenurse]

I hate you with the heat of a thousand suns

Yeager with the rare funny line. You go, girl!

 

[paulthenurse]

I keep telling Alice... Round IS a shape.

 

[Melana]

More to love?

 

[bob1852]

We can do it in my shed but it can probably only hold a half dozen guys

Um, okay.

 

[Melana]

Um, okay.

I was trying to overlook that post!

 

[Melana]

So I'm trying to talk Yeager into doing a repeat of the U1. No screwing around, like Col. Saunders we'll do the original recipe without farking around with a thing.

But Nancy, I mean Yeager, is so PW'd that he's afraid to ask her if he can have friends over because he got a little tight two weeks ago at the Pats game and herself has her panties in a bunch.

What a f'ing Nancy.

We can do it in my shed but it can probably only hold a half dozen guys with the pots. Lets schedule a day in mid Feb and hope Yeager grows a pair in the meantime.

Can we bottle the vinegar then too?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

id like to like that melana, but then I might not be invited to the brew day

 

[Melana]

Did Paul say you were?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can we bottle the vinegar then too?

That's funny right there. I don't care who ya are.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just in time for summer and summer salads.

 

[Melana]

Just in time for summer and summer salads.

Salad... The perfect PTN repellant

 

[the_bird]

Just in time for summer and summer salads.

I believe all good wines deserve a good name. Do you think "Summer's Eve" is already taken?

 

[Melana]

I believe all good wines deserve a good name. Do you think "Summer's Eve" is already taken?

Awesome!

 

[paulthenurse]

Laugh it up all you want, Chuckles. That sh!ts gonna make us all rich.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Clear the field, PTN is breaking out the wine!

 

[DakotaRules]

Brian-Cape, missed you at the Christmas party. Need to catch a beer at some point. Your presence was missed but at least we had a great time.

Vinegar is sure funny!!!! Salad dressing is funny, but the only green thing Paul has seen is the fungus growing on his "toe" from all the years of neglect.

 

[Melana]

Hey Dakota! Nice to 'see' you! How's the little one?

 

[paulthenurse]

Why is Melana asking after Dakota's willy?

 

[Melana]

Get your mind out of the gutter Paulie. I was asking about the baby.

 

[paulthenurse]

If I took it out of the gutter I wouldn't know where to find it.

 

[Melana]

Try using your powers for good Paul!

 

[Oginme]

Why is Melana asking after Dakota's willy?

Jealousy does not become you, Paul.... or is it envy???

 

[DakotaRules]

Things are good, I've been reading the posts, just don't participate in all the debauchery. The kid started swimming lessons this weekend which was fun. He loves the water.

 

[Melana]

That's awesome. Kids can be a ton of fun!

 

[paulthenurse]

That's awesome. Kids can be a ton of fun!

They're also handy to have around in case you ever need to have your kidneys replaced.