The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

'Non-home brewers only' afraid that guys line us might show up. But then again, she probably recognizes that Chis is nothing au all like most of us.

Lucky for her he isn't

 

[yeager1977]

Lucky for her he isn't

This is why I like you. John is a lucky guy.

 

[yeager1977]

(Deleted double post)

 

[Melana]

This is why I like you.

OMG someone likes me!

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya. Yeager and Rookie.

(Big John and the Spawn don't count, they're family,they have to out up with your sh!t)

Yeager and Rookie? Those two are the people who like you? I'd rather be sitting on an ice burg in Reykjavik waiting for a polar bear to eat me alive than have to admit that those two morons were my friends.

( get a grip Chris, you know I threw you under the bus just to prove the point that Rook is a ******.)

 

[Melana]

Hey, I didn't think anyone did so one is better than nothing.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, I didn't think anyone did so one is better than nothing.

Uhhhhhhh..

No really.

 

[day_trippr]

Big game by Rask tonight.
Bruins should be in first place come morning...

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Huge night for Tuukka. Outshot 44-22.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Dysfunctional Massholes! Arise!

<crickets chirping...>

You guys are sad.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Nice job, Deliverance on the Charles river:

 

[DakotaRules]

Lame&hellip;

 

[the_bird]

Ugh. Spent the morning shopping for cars, the old one's pretty much dead.

Here's a quiz for you; what does Yeager have in common with my wife? The answer; they've both blown a tranny.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Whats popular out in the sticks? Amish or Pennsylvania dutch buggies.

 

[the_bird]

Nah, we got gasoline engines nowadays.

 

[Melana]

Ugh. Spent the morning shopping for cars, the old one's pretty much dead.

Here's a quiz for you; what does Yeager have in common with my wife? The answer; they've both blown a tranny.

Too funny.... about Yeager... not the transmission.

 

[paulthenurse]

Tell the car salesman it's your birthday. He'll give you a MUCH better deal on the new wheels.

HB

 

[Melana]

Tell the car salesman it's your birthday. He'll give you a MUCH better deal on the new wheels.

HB

Oh yeah... That works.

 

[DakotaRules]

Ugh. Spent the morning shopping for cars, the old one's pretty much dead. Here's a quiz for you; what does Yeager have in common with my wife? The answer; they've both blown a tranny.

Now that's funny!

 

[Melana]

Anyone going to the witches tonight?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

nope

 

[paulthenurse]

Opened up this thread with much trepidation this morning. So glad to find that I didn't come on here and post a drunken rant as I apparently did elsewhere. Having a few on top of being up for 30+ hours = bad idea. Oh well. the White House switchboard hadn't heard from me in a while....

 

[nhwrecker]

Morning Ptn. Not quite sure how to tell the difference.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't worry. I am about to post an image of Paul's fashion sense.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I had no idea they made khaki spandex

 

[paulthenurse]

Nothing says " I want my prostate massaged by a 300# linebacker" more than wearing cuff links...

Just sayin'.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I could share a pic of our beloved PTN but I'm going to wait until most folks' lunches have digested

 

[Melana]

I had no idea they made khaki spandex

WHY??? Why would they do that?

 

[Cape Brewing]

WHY??? Why would they do that?

Cuz guys like Paul apparently enjoy wearing them.

 

[paulthenurse]

He gets frequent flier miles at a bar! The man is my f'ing hero. (Except for the gay cuff links. Even Yeager knows better than to wear cuff links.)