The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Thunder_Chicken]

Cape - when do you think you'll have ready product for the taproom?

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Cougar-Girl is on the prowl, get ready...

 

[Melana]

Cougar-Girl is on the prowl, get ready...

Pfft.

No one quite measures up after BigJohn....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape - when do you think you'll have ready product for the taproom?

We should have a couple beers on by Weds.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape

I just saw a Groupon for Mr Beer kits for 50% off! You can fix your production bottleneck, save some bucks and increases quality all in one swoop. You can thank me later.

 

[Melana]

Paul you're brilliant!

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya know what? You're right.

 

[Melana]

It happens sometimes...

 

[the_bird]

Alright, ****ers. I've been deathly afraid of one day waking up and realizing I'd become Paul-shaped, so I started the couch-to-5K program in late September.

Well, this morning was the "5k" part.

So, now when the friggin' cops are chasing me, I *might* be able to get away!

Time was 26:37, which I'm stoked about. Now I'm ****ing thirsty, but it's 11:30 AM and the markets are open so I'm at work. ****in' a.

 

[Melana]

Try coffee or water? Or were you thirsty for a beer type beverage?

 

[the_bird]

*ding ding*

 

[paulthenurse]

Paul shaped??? Listen up dip sh!t. Round Is a shape.

 

[Melana]

Maybe he just wants to be like you in other ways...?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

short and round is definitely a shape

 

[Melana]

short and round is definitely a shape

Are you looking in the mirror again? I thought we talked about that!

 

[the_bird]

You know what's excellent about 5Ks? Athletic women in their 20's/early 30's wearing running pants. "I think I'll just run right behind her for the next two miles".

 

[Melana]

motivation at it's finest...

 

[paulthenurse]

"I think I'll just run right behind her for the next two miles".

You say that as though passing them is an option but you opt to hang back for the view. Please. You ain't fooling nobody.

 

[paulthenurse]

Run Forrest! Run!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

WTF are you wearing in that picture? It looks like you're trying to dress like one of the 30 year old MILF's that are passing you every step of the way, only instead of looking hot like them you look like some Granny with support hose to minimize the kankles. Have you no shame at all? I'm embarrassed for you. Christ, even Jared from Subway doesn't go out running looking like such a fudge packer.

 

[the_bird]

Presented, without comment:

 

[the_bird]

You say that as though passing them is an option but you opt to hang back for the view. Please. You ain't fooling nobody.

63 out of 162, ****er! I passed more than I was passed!

Although, by about mile 2, I was starting to wonder how much a Segway would set me back.

 

[bob1852]

Bird - 1
PTN - 0

 

[bluemoose]

Bird - 1
PTN - 0

Huh, PTN's score same as his shape.

 

[jrgtr42]

You know what's excellent about 5Ks? Athletic women in their 20's/early 30's wearing running pants. "I think I'll just run right behind her for the next two miles".

Agreed, though I'm a bicyclist.
Best part of bike clubs? Girls in spandex (well, lycra.)
Worst part? Guys in lycra.

 

[Melana]

Agreed, though I'm a bicyclist.
Best part of bike clubs? Girls in spandex (well, lycra.)
Worst part? Guys in lycra.

I hear PTN wears bike shorts.

 

[DakotaRules]

Alright, ****ers. I've been deathly afraid of one day waking up and realizing I'd become Paul-shaped, so I started the couch-to-5K program in late September. Well, this morning was the "5k" part. So, now when the friggin' cops are chasing me, I *might* be able to get away! Time was 26:37, which I'm stoked about. Now I'm ****ing thirsty, but it's 11:30 AM and the markets are open so I'm at work. ****in' a.

Congrats dude! Starting is the hardest part ,glad your back in the saddle.

Just leave the Velcro gloves at home when you go out and give yourself a challenge when chasing the sheep for a little more exercise.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

You know what's excellent about 5Ks? Athletic women in their 20's/early 30's wearing running pants. "I think I'll just run right behind her for the next two miles".

You should run in the Ras na hEireann in Slummerville in April. 2000 college girls in tights already half tanked at 11AM.

 

[Bulls Beers]

I'm heading to Atlanta on business. Any good places to go for a pint?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm heading to Atlanta on business. Any good places to go for a pint?

I don't know of a place but will give a glowing endorsement to the greatest 99cents I've ever spent... and that is on the "Find Craft Beer" app I have for my phone.

Whenever I travel anywhere, I use it and I'm always psyched with the results.

Basically, you can chose any combination of breweries, brewpubs, craft beer bars, homebrewshops, etc. etc.... select how many miles radius you want to search and then hit a button... and it lists the closest ones to you along with "star ratings".

Tremendous app and the best 99 cents ever spent by anyone in the history of ever.