The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

I could watch this all day. In fact, I might.

 

[Bulls Beers]

I could watch this all day. In fact, I might.

Sounds good to me.

 

[day_trippr]

"I could watch this all day. In fact, I might."

Gotta take time out from that to watch da Brunes!

Cheers!

 

[jrgtr42]

I could watch this all day. In fact, I might.

Those will never get old... both the grand salami and the single to win may go down in Sox history alongside Dave Roberts' stolen base in 2004.
and both of Papi's game winners in games 4 and 5.

 

[the_bird]

Depends on what happens from here on out. I've got a good feeling about the rest of the series, though....

 

[Melana]

Where is the monster lobster pic Paul?

 

[HawksBrewer]

Well I stand corrected. Chris Berman just told me the Chargers have the best uniform in all of sports. I'll be damned.

I think powder blue would look good on PTN.

 

[Melana]

Powder blue toga perhaps.

 

[paulthenurse]

I've got wicked sexy legs.

 

[Melana]

I've got wicked sexy legs.

there's a thread for that.

 

[paulthenurse]

Not f'ing likely.


(And the crowd lets out a collective sigh of relief.)

 

[Melana]

*sigh*

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

:d

 

[Melana]

:d

What, do you have a thing for Paul's legs?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

unless they are sticking out from under a house, no

 

[Melana]

Does he have ruby slippers?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

lol, prob not but maybe 1 of the dead hookers???

 

[Melana]

We know he has those

 

[paulthenurse]

Could you please go back to being an irritating *******? This saccharine sweet personality you've adopte

 

[Melana]

Omg PTNCalled me a *******... I'm SO offended!

 

[paulthenurse]

Damn it


Please go back to being irritating. This syrupy sweet act is nauseating.

 

[Melana]

Damn it now I'm irritating....

 

[paulthenurse]

Not you, you *******.

 

[Melana]

See! Now you really are carrying me a *******.

Next thing you know I will be banned from the nurse house.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't worry about it. I have the misfortune to have a conscious and would get all mad at myself for 86ing you and rescind the ban.

I aggravated the hell out of myself the last time that happened but since I've established a precedent I guess ii have to go with it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Napoli!!!!!!!

 

[Melana]

Can I redeem myself with jam and scones?

 

[paulthenurse]

You don't need to redeem yourself. You're not a real *******.

Thank goodness. We have entirely too many of those around here already.

 

[HawksBrewer]

Are you affectionately referring to AZ?

 

[Melana]

Sure, turn down my scones and home made jam.