The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

I think we should all just kiss on the lips and sing kumbaya in pauls driveway

No way! I would never want to have my invitation revoked!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

No way! I would never want to have my invitation revoked!

ok....guess we can come up with some other plan

 

[paulthenurse]

Unless someone shows up with a VW Microbus full of temporarily live strippers with ten toes apiece there ain't gonna be no spit swapping ' on my farkin' driveway,

Listen up Rook, just cause I loosened my death grip on your throat doesn't mean I want to hear anything coming out of your yap besides gasping for air. A stay of execution doesn't come with an invite to date the Governor's daughter. I'm already getting death threats for rescinding the ban.

(No. I'm nor kidding.)

 

[Melana]

Hey! Hookers don't kiss!

 

[Melana]

Wait you said strippers.... Do they kiss on the lips?

 

[paulthenurse]

Wait you said strippers.... Do they kiss on the lips?

No exchanging of bodily fluids until rigor mortus sets in. My crypt. My rules

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I'm already getting death threats for rescinding the ban.

(No. I'm nor kidding.)

tell yeager i am not coming, like I said I made other plans

 

[yeager1977]

tell yeager i am not coming, like I said I made other plans

Wasn't me. I've been on a plane

 

[Melana]

Wasn't me. I've been on a plane

I hear that there is Internet service on those now....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

All right. Look. I feel bad. Not for 86ing you from Masstoberfest. It's my party and I'll kick out any arsehole I wanna

And not because a ton of people have come to me and said, "Hey Paul, don't you think you we're a little hard on the Rookie last night?" Because that didn't happen. Once. Melana left you a bowl of milk out by the trash cans but that's as far as it went.

And it CERTAINLY isn't because I'm buying the new touchy-feely, geeky Christmas-sweater wearing act of yours. You know it's all an act and you really, deep down in your heart of hearts hate having to pretend to not be a dbag. We know it too and no one is buying it,

And it ABSOLUTELY isnt because the whole thing ended up here on the board, out in the open. I 86'd you in a PM. I didn't eviserate you in public. The fact that you didn't just accept it and STFU proved my point. That was apparently lost on you. Go figure.

But it's been bugging the sh!t out of me that ...

1. I let you piss me off as much as you do.

2. I let my emotion get the best of my reason and I 86'd you. That goes against the spirit of Masstoberfest.

3. See part 2 of Section 3. I violated my own concept of Masstoberfest. Masstoberfest is a gathering of Massachusetts home brewers, coming together in friendship to brew, drink and eat. Put the petty bull**** aside and brew beer.


So....

Gulp.

I take it back.

You're welcome to come to my home and to Masstoberfest. I'm not going to kiss you on the farking lips or hold your hand and sing Kumbaya when you arrive but if you're around you are welcome to come.

PTN is correct. Rookie should show up. He's been too hesitant in how he presents himself. Kind sweet Rookie? or dbag Rookie? Show up and crank up ComcastRookie to 11 and let everyone see the real Rookie. What could go wrong?

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Yes, once and a while some one leaves the gate open and the riff raff wander into our sandbox.

Hi guys! What did I miss?

 

[Melana]

Nothing. The beatings haven't begun yet.

Yet...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

PTN is correct. Rookie should show up. He's been too hesitant in how he presents himself. Kind sweet Rookie? or dbag Rookie? Show up and crank up ComcastRookie to 11 and let everyone see the real Rookie. What could go wrong?

if I were to show up, I would be respectful and act like an adult.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Nothing. The beatings haven't begun yet.

Yet...

Cool...I'll get some beer and popcorn and get ready for the show.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

this is a list I dont agree with.

http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2013/09/a-guide-to-the-best-and-worst-pumpkin-beers.html

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

I agree - pumpkin has no place in beer.

 

[DakotaRules]

All right. Look. I feel bad. Not for 86ing you from Masstoberfest. It's my party and I'll kick out any arsehole I wanna And not because a ton of people have come to me and said, "Hey Paul, don't you think you we're a little hard on the Rookie last night?" Because that didn't happen. Once. Melana left you a bowl of milk out by the trash cans but that's as far as it went. And it CERTAINLY isn't because I'm buying the new touchy-feely, geeky Christmas-sweater wearing act of yours. You know it's all an act and you really, deep down in your heart of hearts hate having to pretend to not be a dbag. We know it too and no one is buying it, And it ABSOLUTELY isnt because the whole thing ended up here on the board, out in the open. I 86'd you in a PM. I didn't eviserate you in public. The fact that you didn't just accept it and STFU proved my point. That was apparently lost on you. Go figure. But it's been bugging the sh!t out of me that ... 1. I let you piss me off as much as you do. 2. I let my emotion get the best of my reason and I 86'd you. That goes against the spirit of Masstoberfest. 3. See part 2 of Section 3. I violated my own concept of Masstoberfest. Masstoberfest is a gathering of Massachusetts home brewers, coming together in friendship to brew, drink and eat. Put the petty bull**** aside and brew beer. So.... Gulp. I take it back. You're welcome to come to my home and to Masstoberfest. I'm not going to kiss you on the farking lips or hold your hand and sing Kumbaya when you arrive but if you're around you are welcome to come. All the rest of you STFU.

Late to the game...Wow did you lose your balls on your boat or Yeager mouth?!

It is your party and you can cry if you want to.

I don't think brewing is in my cards Saturday, but beer and cigars are. I have put beers in the fridge to bring.

I'm still due for the trophy even thou I'm not brewing, just my pure awesomeness.

 

[DakotaRules]

if I were to show up, I would be respectful and act like an adult.

Really, act like an adult!?! At masstoberfest!?! If you pretend to be an adult and are respectful, you will be sited and asked to leave.

Toga, toga, toga, toga...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Really, act like an adult!?! At masstoberfest!?! If you pretend to be an adult and are respectful, you will be sited and asked to leave.

Toga, toga, toga, toga...

come on, an adult for me is normal behavior at masstoberfest for the rest of you

 

[Melana]

There is nothing normal about the behavior at Masstoberfest. Nothing.

 

[Melana]

Cool...I'll get some beer and popcorn and get ready for the show.

Nice! Are you going to join us on Saturday?

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice! Are you going to join us on Saturday?

We should get a pool going. Which of Brian's multitude of screen personae is going to show? Five bucks to get in. I say none.

 

[Melana]

As we've observed before... Brian wouldn't think of hanging around where there are witnesses. That's OK... I've got a few delish bottles of Bog to share...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't bet him... he has insider info.



Oh.. and Melana... I hand sliced up another 8 lbs of bacon last night. I'll keep a couple samples in the freezer at The Bog.

 

[Melana]

Mmmmm bacon. Thanks. You'll have to remind Matt that some of it is for BigJohn...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh... Matt will keep his dirty little mitts off of it!!!

 

[Melana]

When's Bog pouring? When is Bog putting something dark on tap?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Oh... Matt will keep his dirty little mitts off of it!!!

any new beers in the pipeline?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pouring tonight 6-8 and all five beers are on.
Pouring tomorrow 10-2 but it's never 10-2... it's more like 8-3:00 usually... if the flag is out, we're there and if we're there, we're pouring.

The Black Steam is on... that's a dark beer.

We have three beers in the pipeline... we just need to find the damn time to continue making test batches. Matt's gotta pretty solid Session IPA. Matt and I are both working on a Hoppy Rye Amber... and I've got a Cherry Smoked Baltic Bolter in secondary.

 

[bob1852]

and I've got a Cherry Smoked Baltic Bolter in secondary.

Nice collaboration with a mazer in AZ. :hs: