The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

Get two for me!

Any chance a growler could make its way up to Bennington this weekend?

 

[Melana]

Any chance a growler could make its way up to Bennington this weekend?

You'd have to ask Big John.

 

[the_bird]

You'll probably see him before I do.

Big John, can you snag a growler for me? I'll pay Melana on Friday.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

You guys picking up growlers? If you snag one for me, I'll pay you on Friday.

Liters, Consider it done. Melana will bring it with her. Do you want Stinger or another of there offerings?

 

[Melana]

Great, now I'm a beer wench!

 

[the_bird]

Awesome. Gotta try the Stinger, not sure what else he's got available; if there's a Black Steam available, I'd give that a shot as well.

 

[Melana]

Any new breweries out that way we could trade beer for beer?

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Awesome. Gotta try the Stinger, not sure what else he's got available; if there's a Black Steam available, I'd give that a shot as well.

Ok, if nothing else a liter of Stinger will be headed your way.

 

[Melana]

Ok, if nothing else a liter of Stinger will be headed your way.

Is that like liter--cola?

 

[the_bird]

Any new breweries out that way we could trade beer for beer?

Big Elm, down in Sheffield, is one. I'm going down there on Sunday to hang out with the brewers and help out on the canning line. It's the folks who used to run the brewpub in Pittsfield, formerly of Victory Brewing back maybe 10 years ago. They've got a real nice Farmhouse ale (a little on the sweet side), a nice English ale, I need to stop by the packie tomorrow and pick up a few more of their things. Gotta give their IPA a shot. We can trade or I'll pay cash, whatever seems fair.

 

[Melana]

Big Elm, down in Sheffield, is one. I'm going down there on Sunday to hang out with the brewers and help out on the canning line. It's the folks who used to run the brewpub in Pittsfield, formerly of Victory Brewing back maybe 10 years ago. They've got a real nice Farmhouse ale (a little on the sweet side), a nice English ale, I need to stop by the packie tomorrow and pick up a few more of their things. Gotta give their IPA a shot. We can trade or I'll pay cash, whatever seems fair.

We can take it offline for further discussion.... There's new stuff out this way too. Had any heady lately?

 

[the_bird]

No, my connection (brewtroll) hasn't been able to hook me up yet.

 

[Melana]

No, my connection (brewtroll) hasn't been able to hook me up yet.

Got you covered there bird...

 

[bluemoose]

Drinking a heady topper right now. Got a lawsons chinooked for Thursday nights game.

If you are going to Bennington you might as well drive two hours north an hit Hill.

 

[the_bird]

Got you covered there bird...

Oh. Nice! I'm going to owe you something fierce for that!

 

[the_bird]

Drinking a heady topper right now. Got a lawsons chinooked for Thursday nights game.

If you are going to Bennington you might as well drive two hours north an hit Hill.

'Troll was telling me that they've basically stopped distributing Heady Topper away from the brewery - that cases were being sold while they were still on the packaging line.

 

[Melana]

Drinking a heady topper right now. Got a lawsons chinooked for Thursday nights game.

If you are going to Bennington you might as well drive two hours north an hit Hill.

I go there once a year. And in a 55 ford the drive would be another 3 hours.

 

[bluemoose]

They have increased production. You can get it as far away as Barre (20 miles) now!

 

[Melana]

They have increased production. You can get it as far away as Barre (20 miles) now!

Used to get it in Manchester not anymore.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

'Troll was telling me that they've basically stopped distributing Heady Topper away from the brewery - that cases were being sold while they were still on the packaging line.

They don't need any distribution. The line of people at the brewery throwing down 75 bucks a case is pretty impressive.

 

[bluemoose]

Used to get it in Manchester not anymore.

Vt or nh?

 

[the_bird]

They don't need any distribution. The line of people at the brewery throwing down 75 bucks a case is pretty impressive.

Hell, people are re-selling it for $15+ a can. ****, someone's selling a four-pack of EMPTIES on eBay for $12.99!

 

[DakotaRules]

I just got back from CO and brought back a couple cans of Dry Dock.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

I'm thinking ThunderChicken is one of your other aliases, Cape. I'm thinking that maybe all the stress of trying to make enough beer on a half-barrel system is finally getting to you and you've become a little schitzo. "notcapebrewing" was just a pure expression of your own narcissim. "Thunder Chicken" is just your dickheadedness, concentrated into one personality. And that "noob" character was just you getting in touch with your feminine side (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Only TXBrew and the NSA know for sure. I'll never tell. Right Cape?

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Wink)

 

[Melana]

Vt or nh?

Vermont

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Vt or nh?

She didn't say Manchvegas

 

[paulthenurse]

(Subtle hint follows...)

I sure hope somebody brings one of them there Heady Toppers to MTF. I would dearly like to take a sip of that. I'll even pony up the scratch.

 

[Melana]

(Subtle hint follows...)

I sure hope somebody brings one of them there Heady Toppers to MTF. I would dearly like to take a sip of that. I'll even pony up the scratch.

For you MrTheNurse? Anything.

 

[paulthenurse]

For you MrTheNurse? Anything.

(Subtle hint follows...)


I sure hope somebody brings with the Swedish Bikini Happy Ending Massage Team. I would dearly like to take a sip of that. I'll even supply the condoms.