The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

I'm sure the honey IPA is quite lovely. But, it's a ******-move to deliberately say "**** you" to your fellow Massholes who'd like a taste.

Whoa whoa... Time the fck out... It's a "****** move" that I will be working that day as well as trying to juggle a few things for my kids instead of fcking hand delivering fcking beer to a cookout I havent been to in years so you can try it???

Really?? Is that what you meant to fcking say??

 

[the_bird]

When have you ever said that you were going to be working that day? All you have said through this whole thread is "hell with you guys, I'm not bringing any, you can buy a keg if you want!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh.... You mean in the Masshole Bust Everyone's Balls thread??

I am working that day. I work every Saturday at the brewery. I also have a soccer game for the boys and they are doing a kids run... All while the SWMBO is running a road race herself.... and then we have plans as a family down in Newport.

..., so no... I won't be hand delivering any beer to Paul's driveway.

 

[bluemoose]

Could you deliver some to my driveway?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Could you deliver some to my driveway?

Abbbbbbsolutely. Head out to your driveway now. I'll meet you.

 

[yeager1977]

Butter me up all you want....

Apparently you can use stinger IPA for that

 

[bob1852]

Apparently you can use stinger IPA for that

Ka-Boom!!!!!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Solid work Yeager. Way to make that joke for the 7,841st time.

Whatta ya got next? A solid chicken-crossed-the-road joke for us?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ka-Boom!!!!!!!!

Jesus.... Really?

 

[bob1852]

Jesus.... Really?

How 'bout this one.

Hey, rather than using butter to deep fry your pig, you can just use Stinger from the Bog Inn!

 

[paulthenurse]

Relax Francis. You don't need to hand deliver the keg.


I'll pick it up.

 

[paulthenurse]

Jesus.... Really?

Ya. It was pretty funny. Good timing by Yeager. Lighten up Feancis.

 

[Melana]

How 'bout this one.

Hey, rather than using butter to deep fry your pig, you can just use Stinger from the Bog Inn!

Wow!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ya. It was pretty funny. Good timing by Yeager. Lighten up Feancis.

Ahhh... Yeah.... I'LL lighten up. You got it Captain Uninvite.

I'M the one who needs to lighten up. Got it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Relax Francis. You don't need to hand deliver the keg.


I'll pick it up.

Sure... Swing by the Bog and ask Matt and Frank for a keg. Good luck with that.

Actually.... Please do... Watching you trying to get up into your truck with an empty 1/6th keg crammed up your azz would be priceless.

 

[Melana]

Sure... Swing by the Bog and ask Matt and Frank for a keg. Good luck with that.

Actually.... Please do... Watching you trying to ge up into your truck with an empty 1/6th keg crammed up your azz would be priceless.

I will have bigjohnmilford ask.

 

[paulthenurse]

WatchingMatt standing on a ladder so he could even reach Big Jon's ass would be priceless.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I will have bigjohnmilford ask.

I'm still skeptical free kegs will be passed out... although if your point was to avoid the azz-cramming of a keg... point taken.

We don't sell kegs privately either. 1) we aren't 100% positive we can legally (we think we can though). 2) we have so few kegs (relatively speaking) that if we were going to start selling kegs privately, we would have to charge something crazy like a $150 deposit on the keg. 3) the LAST thing we want to do is start chasing individual kegs all over 4) if we sell kegs privately, there is a decent chance they are going to push the beer with a basic pony tap and not CO2... Which will turn the keg moldy and all nasty if it sits for any real amount of time... And we don't feel like dealing with that.

I couldn't get a keg for MY pig roast.... Paul's not getting one for his.

Again... For "Bog water" that is apparently all full of butter, folks seem awfully lathered up over getting their hands on some.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Sure... Swing by the Bog and ask Matt and Frank for a keg. Good luck with that.

Actually.... Please do... Watching you trying to get up into your truck with an empty 1/6th keg crammed up your azz would be priceless.

you should have saved him a keg of the butter beer. that would have been priceless

 

[bob1852]

Again... For "Bog water" that is apparently all full of butter, folks seem awfully lathered up over getting their hands on some.

Wait, so Kramer was using Stinger to shave and tan?

 

[bigjohnmilford]

I'm still skeptical free kegs will be passed out... although if your point was to avoid the azz-cramming of a keg... point taken.

We don't sell kegs privately either. 1) we aren't 100% positive we can legally (we think we can though). 2) we have so few kegs (relatively speaking) that if we were going to start selling kegs privately, we would have to charge something crazy like a $150 deposit on the keg. 3) the LAST thing we want to do is start chasing individual kegs all over 4) if we sell kegs privately, there is a decent chance they are going to push the beer with a basic pony tap and not CO2... Which will turn the keg moldy and all nasty if it sits for any real amount of time... And we don't feel like dealing with that.

I couldn't get a keg for MY pig roast.... Paul's not getting one for his.

Again... For "Bog water" that is apparently all full of butter, folks seem awfully lathered up over getting their hands on some.

Melana and I will be more than happy to have our liter bottles filled and delivered to the party. Sorry I'm not up on the butter jokes and I'm certainly not looking for a free keg or anything else for that matter. I never have a problem paying for good beer.

 

[Melana]

I'm still skeptical free kegs will be passed out... although if your point was to avoid the azz-cramming of a keg... point taken.

We don't sell kegs privately either. 1) we aren't 100% positive we can legally (we think we can though). 2) we have so few kegs (relatively speaking) that if we were going to start selling kegs privately, we would have to charge something crazy like a $150 deposit on the keg. 3) the LAST thing we want to do is start chasing individual kegs all over 4) if we sell kegs privately, there is a decent chance they are going to push the beer with a basic pony tap and not CO2... Which will turn the keg moldy and all nasty if it sits for any real amount of time... And we don't feel like dealing with that.

I couldn't get a keg for MY pig roast.... Paul's not getting one for his.

Again... For "Bog water" that is apparently all full of butter, folks seem awfully lathered up over getting their hands on some.

Nope my comment was for the cramming. As Big John said, we don't take what is not offered.

 

[DakotaRules]

If I lived anywhere close I'd buy one or two bottles. That being said if you had some weekly hours I'd swing by and get some...private hours?

 

[bigjohnmilford]

If I lived anywhere close I'd buy one or two bottles. That being said if you had some weekly hours I'd swing by and get some...private hours?

Friday afternoon and Saturday. If you really want some pm me and we can work it out.

 

[DakotaRules]

Friday afternoon and Saturday. If you really want some pm me and we can work it out.

Deal! I need to fill co2 so I may swing by Friday...

 

[bigjohnmilford]

I will have bigjohnmilford ask.

To have our liter bottles filled.

 

[Cape Brewing]

We're open Weds nights... Usually 5:00 until about 9:00ish and then 10-2 on Saturdays and that usually means 9ish until 4ish.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Deal! I need to fill co2 so I may swing by Friday...

I can swing by Bog tomorrow and pick one up for You and meet you on Friday if that works. I'm going to be just outside of Boston on Friday afternoon.

 

[Melana]

I can swing by Bog tomorrow and pick one up for You and meet you on Friday if that works. I'm going to be just outside of Boston on Friday afternoon.

Get two for me!

 

[the_bird]

Friday afternoon and Saturday. If you really want some pm me and we can work it out.

... make sure he pays you in advance...