The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[day_trippr]

Ugly win for the Sox tonite. Pitching staff melted down in the sixth, blowing a 5 run lead. Almost have to thank Soriano for running around the bases like a moron in the 9th inning - and running into an out. Could easily have been the difference.

On the up side, they stuck another Blown Save on Rivera (nice guy but he's still a Yankee!) and Koji is up to 24 straight without a runner reaching base. And it had to be better viewing than the football game

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

It's September and they have a lead in the standings. There are no ugly wins.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Ugly win for the Sox tonite. Pitching staff melted down in the sixth, blowing a 5 run lead. Almost have to thank Soriano for running around the bases like a moron in the 9th inning - and running into an out. Could easily have been the difference.

On the up side, they stuck another Blown Save on Rivera (nice guy but he's still a Yankee!) and Koji is up to 24 straight without a runner reaching base. And it had to be better viewing than the football game

Cheers!

the football game was great if you like no defence and a sheet load of offense

 

[Melana]

football... baseball.... meh

is it Hockey season yet?

 

[the_bird]

It's September and they have a lead in the standings. There are no ugly wins.

Great win, guys! Great win!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

football... baseball.... meh

is it Hockey season yet?

I love you

 

[Bulls Beers]

Great win, guys! Great win!

There's no way they would come back to win that game last year...Great group of guys. Looks like Koji is having a blast.

 

[Melana]

I love you

Thanks. Might have to run that one by the big guy though...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

lol

 

[day_trippr]

Oh...my...goodness...

If you made the mistake of giving up on the Sox tonight, know that the score is tied in the 7th, courtesy of a grand slammo by Napoli.

After some truly gawdawful pitching by Dubront and Company, if they somehow manage to win this basket-case of a game it will be amazing...

Cheers!

[edit3] Sox win 12-8! And Koji still has his "Can't Touch This" streak going. Lovin' this! 42 runs by the Sox in 3 games!

 

[the_bird]

Doubront's hitting the wall, a little later in the season than last year but he's hitting it. Let's hope Buch is back and ready to go; that'll put either Dempster or Doubront in the pen (and both in there, once the playoffs begin).

 

[paulthenurse]

Just dug the old trumpet out of the attic and had the pleasure of calling a friend in NY and leaving a slow, mournful Taps on his voicemail.

 

[the_bird]

 

[day_trippr]

Ahahahaha! Those two have been doing that a lot the last three games.

Finally Lackey gets some major run support - and then tries to give it all back. Weird how things work. But a win's a win, and we'll both take it

Tomorrow's gonna be a workout with the remote control to toggle back and forth between Pats and Sox...

Cheers!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Tonight was a good night in Lovell Maine.

 

[paulthenurse]

I've left this running on my laptop here at work tonight. Every time some one walks by they stop, watch and chuckle.

 

[the_bird]

Most depressing headline, EVER, on ESPNNewYork this morning (well, if you were a NY sports fan):

"Morning Briefing: Watch Dice-K or Jets?"

 

[day_trippr]

Ugh. Between the Pats and the Sox today I have shpilkes in my genektagazoyk. And I'm not even Jewish.

I blame the Pats fiasco on McDaniels for a ridiculous game plan. Even more than the stupid rookie mistakes. This is the friggin' NFL, and no matter who you play against, you can't come to a game with a two-receiver plan.

As for the Sox...meh, they had a game to burn. At least Lester didn't get hung with a loss...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Ugh. I have shpilkes in my genektagazoyk.!

One of my "girl friends" gave me that a long time ago. It took two weeks of doxycycline and a shot of rocephin in the ass to get the pain and dripping to stop..

Her toes are already in Alaska.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

wouldnt suprise me

 

[the_bird]

Congratulations to Jim Koch, for officially becoming a billionaire by selling craft beer. He seems like the most down-to-earth guy to ever have a billion of anything. I'd like to think I've made a few contributions to his Billion-Dollar Fund over the years, as I'm sure most of us have. I know there's a lot of stuff out there that's gone beyond Sam Adams, but gotta give the guy mad props for all that he did to support the craft beer industry (and homebrewing).

 

[bob1852]

gotta give the guy mad props for all that he did to support the craft beer industry (and homebrewing).

Especially his support in changing the definition of "craft beer" as Boston Beer Co. keeps outproducing the "craft" defintion!

 

[Bulls Beers]

Congratulations to Jim Koch, for officially becoming a billionaire by selling craft beer. He seems like the most down-to-earth guy to ever have a billion of anything. I'd like to think I've made a few contributions to his Billion-Dollar Fund over the years, as I'm sure most of us have. I know there's a lot of stuff out there that's gone beyond Sam Adams, but gotta give the guy mad props for all that he did to support the craft beer industry (and homebrewing).

And also helping to fund small business. Seems like a good guy..

 

[paulthenurse]

So wait a minute.........


Does that mean that Cape is going to be absurdly wealthy too? Damn, I might want to rethink my approach to him and the Bog.

 

[bob1852]

So wait a minute.........


Does that mean that Cape is going to be absurdly wealthy too? Damn, I might want to rethink my approach to him and the Bog.

I thought Cape was already a billionaire; you know, from his insider trading deals?

 

[paulthenurse]

True, but I've never pimped penny stocks for him. I poured 5,00 one ounce samples of the Bog Water at a brew feat two weeks ago and all I got was a stupid tee shirt.

 

[the_bird]

True, but I've never pimped penny stocks for him. I poured 5,00 one ounce samples of the Bog Water at a brew feat two weeks ago and all I got was a stupid tee shirt.

Well, be fair. It took $50 worth of cotton to make a T-shirt that big.

 

[Randar]

Well, be fair. It took $50 worth of cotton to make a T-shirt that big.

you're just jealous of us cotton-pickin' textile magnates!

 

[paulthenurse]

I didn't know you picked cotton with a magnet.


Do you think I should put the shirt in a draw in anticipation of an eBay windfall?

 

[the_bird]

... given Mr. Cape's attitude towards sharing a few Bog Water libations at Masstoberfest, I'm surprised he didn't charge you $16.99 for the shirt.