The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

Incidentally, Paul, that was one hell of a "I'm sorry that the dog ate my homework" non-apology in the other thread. A-Rod and Ryan Braun would be proud.

Seriously, everyone should read this thing. It starts with an "apology," but then he literally makes seven excuses (along with one "it's your fault!" declaration) within two hundred words. It's one of the best things I've ever read.

1. I wasn't subscribed to this thread on my phone
2. I've been working two jobs
3. going to school for the past two years
4. I've brewed twice(extract) since last Masstoberfest
5. I've been spending all my fre time on the boat
6. But it's not like I'm that hard to find. You all should have my number and/or could have PM'd me if you thought I was ignoring you.(IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!)
7. It's hidden behind a pike of junk in the cellar
8. working 7pm to 7 am all weekend

Epic.

 

[paulthenurse]

Thank you. Thank you very much. I've stiil got some work to do on my creative writing skills. I want to be able to creatively say 'FY' 10 different ways in 200 words. Then I'll be able to reply appropriately.

 

[Melana]

Thank you. Thank you very much. I've stiil got some work to do on my creative writing skills. I want to be able to creatively say 'FY' 10 different ways in 200 words. Then I'll be able to reply appropriately.

Hey, we have new phones and your number got lost....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

^ Outstanding writing skills right there.

 

[DakotaRules]

And there proves he really is a ******.

 

[the_bird]

Thank you. Thank you very much. I've stiil got some work to do on my creative writing skills. I want to be able to creatively say 'FY' 10 different ways in 200 words. Then I'll be able to reply appropriately.

 

[paulthenurse]

I understand that the rest of the country finds that sort of talk amusing but we're from Boston and we actually talk like that so I don't get the humor.

 

[paulthenurse]

"Sanchez goes down hard!"


Maybe we should loan them Tebow.

 

[day_trippr]

Uh, looks like we've flat lined. This thread needs the paddles, stat!

Awesome fireworks show at Fenway tonite, with Victorino totally going off (7 RBIs). Birdies plowed through their bullpen, which can't hurt the Sox changes to take this series.

29 games to go, hoping the Sox can hold on to first...

Cheers!

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Uh, looks like we've flat lined. This thread needs the paddles, stat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fSNjW4jLCQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=198

It's not looking good Jim.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya know, some of us (me) have to engage in that stuff every day and come here to the land of Dysfunctional Massholes for escape. Thanks for screwing up my coffee break, D-bag.

Ok, times up. Off to retrieve a strategically misplaced MagLite from a love connection gone wild.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Ya know, some of us (me) have to engage in that stuff every day and come here to the land of Dysfunctional Massholes for escape. Thanks for screwing up my coffee break, D-bag.

Hey, he was clearly disfunctional. And he might even have been a Masshole.

Ok, times up. Off to retrieve a strategically misplaced MagLite from a love connection gone wild.

Well, his proctologist should have plenty of light to work with.

 

[Melana]

Ya know, some of us (me) have to engage in that stuff every day and come here to the land of Dysfunctional Massholes for escape. Thanks for screwing up my coffee break, D-bag.

Ok, times up. Off to retrieve a strategically misplaced MagLite from a love connection gone wild.

WOW. no pictures please!

 

[the_bird]

You sure it wasn't a light saber, not a Mag Light?

 

[Melana]

you HAD to go there...

 

[bob1852]

So the BongWater is dumping beers now? Trying to be as cool as DogFishHead?

 

[the_bird]

What happened? Did they forget to dump the Star-San from their conicals?

 

[the_bird]

Hey Paulie, are you still mad at me and Melana?

 

[bob1852]

What happened? Did they forget to dump the Star-San from their conicals?

Saw on the book of faces that they dumped some of the Stinger IPA because they weren't happy with it.

Maybe they forgot the honey.

 

[HawksBrewer]

Saw on the book of faces that they dumped some of the Stinger IPA because they weren't happy with it.

Maybe they forgot the honey.

Or maybe they forgot the water?

 

[the_bird]

I'm guessing that the peat didn't flocculate.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus. You guys need to find a hobby or something.


Fckin butter bomb... Totally outta left field. No idea where the hell it came from but we had to deep six the whole batch... Only the second batch we've lost since opening (dumped one of the very early batches as well)


It happens.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Jesus. You guys need to find a hobby or something.


Fckin butter bomb... Totally outta left field. No idea where the hell it came from but we had to deep six the whole batch... Only the second batch we've lost since opening (dumped one of the very early batches as well)


It happens.

So...this week isn't the week to stop by and try your brews?

 

[the_bird]

Sounds like Buttermaker's all dry; he's going to have to start drinking Budweiser again.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I call shenanigans. This wreaks of a promotional scam:

 

[bob1852]

Jesus. You guys need to find a hobby or something.


Fckin butter bomb... Totally outta left field. No idea where the hell it came from but we had to deep six the whole batch... Only the second batch we've lost since opening (dumped one of the very early batches as well)


It happens.

Here ya go...

http://morebeer.com/brewingtechniques/library/backissues/issue1.2/fix.html

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

I don't think Bog Iron Brewing exists, and I live in the same town. I call bull**** beer.

 

[day_trippr]

That - plus

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

That - plus

Somebody who knows the deal, not a freakin' BMW totin' tourist.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Here ya go...

http://morebeer.com/brewingtechniques/library/backissues/issue1.2/fix.html

I never liked you.