The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bob1852]

Why does AZ pop his nose in here? Wanna be Masshole?


Oh, and hi.

To give PTN sh!t like everyone else...

 

[Melana]

To give PTN sh!t like everyone else...

Most of the time he deserves it... especially when he flaunts the lobsters and scallops.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Melana when is the birthday party? I have it written down somewhere by don't remember where.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Hey Melana when is the birthday party? I have it written down somewhere by don't remember where.

probably sometime near the birthday

 

[paulthenurse]

Once again, the problem with the Internet becomes apparent. Any farrktard anywhere can pick up a keyboard and bring their own special brand of irritation to the table.

 

[Melana]

Hey Melana when is the birthday party? I have it written down somewhere by don't remember where.

One week from Saturday.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Once again, the problem with the Internet becomes apparent. Any farrktard anywhere can pick up a keyboard and bring their own special brand of irritation to the table.

Senility. It's a b!tch!

 

[paulthenurse]

So's your momma but I put the spurs to her anyways.

 

[paulthenurse]

One week from Saturday.

Thank you. We'll try to make it. Imworking but somebody owes me a switch. PM me your address, it's been ages.

 

[the_bird]

I'd love to make it out but I'm not sure yet; I'm starting to run out of weekends this summer already.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'd love to make it out but I'm not sure yet; I'm starting to run out of weekends this summer already.

I'm almost 10,000% sure you weren't invited. It's a party for respectable people. Just sayin'.

 

[the_bird]

Maybe she just invited the_Wife and the_Kids, not me. That's what I would have done.

 

[paulthenurse]

Maybe she just invited the_Wife and the_Kids, not me. That's what I would have done.

That's all I ever do when I send out the invites for Masstoberfest but you keep showing up anyways. Myabe she learned from my mistakes.

 

[j1laskey]

My wife went last year...she came home unimpressed

 

[paulthenurse]

You should probably have her stay home thus year. And you wouldn't want her to be lonely, you should probably stay with her to keep her company.

 

[Melana]

Begs the question... is Masstoberfest happening again this year?

 

[paulthenurse]

Absolutely. Date TBD

And I feel safe in announcing here and now that we'll have a corney of the Bog Water there, generously donated by our friend Cape. So all of you folks who haven't been able to enjoy a cool sip of the Bog can belly up to The Cup and quaff a pint.

Hey Mort, have you given any thought to the Cups's new refinements?

 

[yeager1977]

You should probably have her stay home thus year. And you wouldn't want her to be lonely, you should probably stay with her to keep her company.

If he stayed home with her shed still be unimpressed

 

[Cape Brewing]

Absolutely. Date TBD

And I feel safe in announcing here and now that we'll have a corney of the Bog Water there, generously donated by our friend Cape. So all of you folks who haven't been able to enjoy a cool sip of the Bog can belly up to The Cup and quaff a pint.

Hey Mort, have you given any thought to the Cups's new refinements?

To categorize that as delusional jibberish would be a gross understatement

 

[DakotaRules]

Absolutely. Date TBD

And I feel safe in announcing here and now that we'll have a corney of the Bog Water there, generously donated by our friend Cape. So all of you folks who haven't been able to enjoy a cool sip of the Bog can belly up to The Cup and quaff a pint.

Hey Mort, have you given any thought to the Cups's new refinements?

Maybe ill actually get to try it, I CAN'T WAIT!!!

Keep us posted on the Masstoberfest date so we know to book other plans.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

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[nhwrecker]

Absolutely. Date TBD
Hey Mort, have you given any thought to the Cups's new refinements?

The art department is working on the design options now. After a thorough review process, the decision department will forward final ideas off to the prototyping and machine department for initial 3-D renderings before sending the options up to the final decision department.

 

[DakotaRules]

The art department is working on the design options now. After a thorough review process, the decision department will forward final ideas off to the prototyping and machine department for initial 3-D renderings before sending the options up to the final decision department.

Or in simpler terms I right on top of that Rose

 

[paulthenurse]

So you be adding a farkin' smiley face?

 

[paulthenurse]

To categorize that as delusional jibberish would be a gross understatement

You cheap barstid. Here I am, as your friend, trying to help you out and get you some exposure. And not just exposure with the inbred goobers who go to that dive in Norton that buys the Bog Water. Nor to the homeless population that spends the money they collect panhandling in Gubment Centah at the only other gin mill the offers up your best.

Nope! I was offering to serve some of your finest at a party attended by us, your friends, the people you spend your days talking with instead of working. The good folk of HBT.

But you don't want to do that. We all know why.

1. It might cost you a few shekels. I get it... Lets face it, when you're losing money every day, giving away your inventory has to smart. Never mind that it would be smart. Like the dealer on the street corner giving a dime bag of the product to the teenaged girl and creating a customer for an admittedly shortened life, you develop a customer.

2. You're afraid to serve the Bog Water to people who know good beer. We ALL understand why you're afraid to do that. You brew and serve the Bog Water. And you'll be serving it to some home brewers who are pretty darned accomplished, including not just one but TWO brewers whom have won the most acclaimed and sought after prize in home brewing, The Masstoberfest Cup. AND a couple of guys who placed third overall in a nationwide brewing competition with thousands of entries a few years ago. And you'll be pouring the Bog Water. We get it.

But here's the thing, Brian. I occasionally work across the street from your office. You know where. At that homeless shelter. One of the things we do there is a foot clinic. You can imagine how tough it is on a homeless persons feet. Never taking their shoes off, only having one pair of socks to wear day after day with no second pair to wear while you wash the first pair. The smells could gag a maggot. We wash their feet and give them new socks and send them back out to Gubment Centah to panhandle for more Bog Water funding. I could save the water we wash those feet in and pour it into a corney. It's foamy, it's got ALL KINDS of chemicals floating around in there. It will foam up. And it most assuredly has some degree of Lovivond. Crash cool it, skim off the dead insects, slap a sign on the corney saying Bog Water and Bobs your Uncle.

See, I knew you would come around.

 

[paulthenurse]

BRW, if anyone wants to buy a few packs of plain white tube socks

 

[paulthenurse]

I can put then to use a a vets homeless shelter . Bring them to Masstoberfest. Thanks

 

[DakotaRules]

I can put then to use a a vets homeless shelter . Bring them to Masstoberfest. Thanks

If your serious ill buy socks.

 

[yeager1977]

Me too

 

[j1laskey]

Winter socks or regular sweat socks?