The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

The other thing you guys don't have to worry about are the groupies. It sucks. We are all married guys and now that I am on television... It's brutal. My young sons are always asking, "Daddy, why did that lady try to put her hands in your pants? Is it because you're on TV?"

How do you explain it to a 7 year old???

You tell me.

http://vimeopro.com/nctv/nortoncommunitytelevision/video/69249528

 

[Cape Brewing]

What they say is apparently true... The camera DOES add ten pounds... Although in my case its ten pounds of sexy.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

bueller....ferris bueller

 

[bob1852]

Oh... You care. Deep down in places you don't talk about at parties... YOU CARE

You want me on that Bog; you NEED me on that Bog!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Nodding in confident agreement)

 

[DakotaRules]

What they say is apparently true... The camera DOES add ten pounds... Although in my case its ten pounds of sexy.

I'm not sure about sexy but the beer definitely! Still need to get down there but your always sold out!

Congrats bud.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

god mike, if his head wasnt big enough already there ya go blowing his ego off the charts

 

[Cape Brewing]

god mike, if his head wasnt big enough already there ya go blowing his ego off the charts

Blah blah blah.... Anyone who knows me in person knows I don't have a big head at all. And if I did... it would be totally justified.

 

[paulthenurse]

No one cares.

Now THAT was perfect. Honest to God laugh out loud funny.

 

[paulthenurse]

What they say is apparently true... The camera DOES add ten pound.

So they were filming with... What? Five or six cameras?

 

[yeager1977]

Sh!t, even I've met Cape.

I'm sorry

 

[yeager1977]

Finally shaved the da"n beared. Could you have said "uh" or "uhm" more in that video? Hell that was enough to turn bog water videos into a drinking game for college kids...

 

[paulthenurse]

Ignore him, Brian. Its destined to become a cult classic. The geeeks at Lambda Lambda Lambda need to have a drinking game of their own.


Anybody else find it odd that he never once mentoned 'Putting their own spin' on things? Weird.

 

[bob1852]

Ignore him, Brian. Its destined to become a cult classic. The geeeks at Lambda Lambda Lambda need to have a drinking game of their own.


Anybody else find it odd that he never once mentoned 'Putting their own spin' on things? Weird.

Even the President makes beer with honey. It's hardly original.

 

[yeager1977]

Wow comparing Brian and Obama. Wow. That's just wrong

 

[bob1852]

Wow comparing Brian and Obama. Wow. That's just wrong

Considering I thought Cape was black until Soper introduced me to a scrawny, balding whitey, I think it is appropriate.

 

[yeager1977]

Scrawny? Did you watch that video??????

 

[bob1852]

Scrawny? Did you watch that video??????

This was two years ago. His new life must be pretty stressful.

 

[yeager1977]

True. He is having trouble finding enough honey for his "IPA"......

 

[paulthenurse]

Bears eat honey and look at the size of them.



Maybe the National Geographic uses more than one camera to take pics of the bears?

 

[paulthenurse]

So Brian, how come you never talk about your partners over at the Bog ? It's always 'Me Me Me.' We want to hear about the other lads, Goddats Bad, Bud S. Better, and Chappy Levin. How come they're not on the vid?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

because they are probably embarassed with the amount of stuff he does. I know the feeling, my wife gets really embarrased when I insert my foot where it dosent belong

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice... Go with the classic "wow they must have used multiple cameras" joke not once.... but twice.

Solid work. That used to kill on the Jack Benny show. It's solid that you were able 1) rekindle such a classic line and 2) go with TWICE.

Bravo sir.... Bravo. Well done.

 

[paulthenurse]

The classics are always funny. That's why they're the classics.

Here pull my finger...


Hahhhaaaaaaaaaaaa. Got ya!!!!

See what I mean? Classic!.

But new is good too. Like Chappy Levin. Funny cheet, mon.

 

[Melana]

The other thing you guys don't have to worry about are the groupies. It sucks. We are all married guys and now that I am on television... It's brutal. My young sons are always asking, "Daddy, why did that lady try to put her hands in your pants? Is it because you're on TV?"

How do you explain it to a 7 year old???

You tell me.

http://vimeopro.com/nctv/nortoncommunitytelevision/video/69249528

Cool Vid... Why is your name so large on your shirt?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Well the previous tenant did have all that video equipment and hand sanitizer dispensers installed in every back room. It's good you let the high school AV team use professional equipment.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cool Vid... Why is your name so large on your shirt?

No idea.... I didn't have the shirts made up. That was Spilly's dept.

 

[Melana]

BTW Cape - BigJohn said cool vid also... and he wants to try your beer!

 

[shecky]

Why does AZ pop his nose in here? Wanna be Masshole?


Oh, and hi.

 

[HawksBrewer]

Why does AZ pop his nose in here? Wanna be Masshole?


Oh, and hi.

AZ is usually where he doesn't belong. Hai!