The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[DakotaRules]

Speaking of, my oaked cherry mead took 1st place in the first round of NHC.

I care AZ. What kind of yeast schedule do you use? Staggered or traditional?

 

[yeager1977]

Yeah what was the recipe if you don't mind sharing? I have a bunch of wildflower honey to use. Really interested int THIS.

 

[bob1852]

All info here....

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f80/oaked-cherry-melomel-339957/

I'm sure it would be good with wildflower honey as well.

The owner of Moonlight Meadery in NH wanted to chat about this recipe after he tasted it at Mazer Cup last year, but ye never emailed me back.

Maybe the BogWater can put their own spin on it?

 

[yeager1977]

All info here....

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f80/oaked-cherry-melomel-339957/

I'm sure it would be good with wildflower honey as well.

The owner of Moonlight Meadery in NH wanted to chat about this recipe after he tasted it at Mazer Cup last year, but ye never emailed me back.

Maybe the BogWater can put their own spin on it?

Isn't that the same thing as their "IPA"?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Mead sucks

 

[paulthenurse]

Summonsed to court to give evidence against some ******* who ran amok in our ER. It's farkin gorgeous out, I should be out on the boat, instead I'm in a suit. God help the accused!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

they make suits in fatass sized?

 

[Cape Brewing]

they make suits in fatass sized?

They do but they're hide to find so i think he just grabbed one of yours an had it taken in a foot

 

[paulthenurse]

They gave him a good stern talking to. "Not funny! Don't do that again! Now go to your room and I don't want to see you for two years, or you'll be in BIG trouble!"

Myself, a doc, two of our security guards and three cops sat in court for three hours for that?

At the very least they should have flogged him.

 

[j1laskey]

Was he homeless or just an ass?

 

[paulthenurse]

He had a DBQ that pegged the meter.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Dbq?

 

[paulthenurse]

You should know that, seeing a yours is on a par with his. ****** Bag Quotient.

 

[DakotaRules]

They do but they're hide to find so i think he just grabbed one of yours an had it taken in a foot

I laughed so hard!

 

[paulthenurse]

Almost as funny as Yeager comparing The Bog Water to AZ's mead.

"It's orgasmic!"

 

[paulthenurse]

If I had a gun

For every ace I have drawn

I could arm a town

The size of Abelene.

 

[yeager1977]

Boy this thread died like one of the meth addicted prostitutes stored in PTNs shed for his sour beer bacteria strains.

 

[paulthenurse]

You were raving about how much you loved the Chlamidia Sour Cherry Ale last week. Don't go talking trash now or I won't give you any more.

 

[paulthenurse]

Sox swept in Arlington TX. Despite which, my disdain for the team is lessening. Go figure.

 

[the_bird]

I've really missed having this nice weather, it's so wonderful to finally see the ******* coming out for the season.

 

[yeager1977]

Paul's out in your area?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Paul's out in your area?

no, but your wife is

 

[yeager1977]

Wow!!!!! Comcast came up with a joke worthy of a second grader!!!! Congrats for maturing so much in the last five years!!

 

[the_bird]

Well, when you spend ten years in elementary school, something's bound to rub off.

 

[yeager1977]

When all you can say is "have you seen my baseball have you seen my baseball?" It should be a bit longer. Like I said he graduated a bit...

edit: Proper quote...

 

[yeager1977]

deleted TXT

 

[Cape Brewing]

A joke is dramatically less funny when you have to explain it

 

[yeager1977]

.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... Now you're just making it worse.

 

[the_bird]

Well, he better ****ing explain it because I have no clue what the hell he's talking about...