The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Hallelujah!!!!! Can I get an 'Ame........



Oh, I mean, Gee that's too bad, Rookie. We'll really miss you. Ya. Ya. That's it.

 

[Melana]

BigJohn and I will be there tomorrow afternoon. Does anyone want some (very active) sourdough starter? I've got a good one rocking and rolling on my counter.

 

[DakotaRules]

sorry, im not making it. home inspection saturday, someone accepted an offer we put in...

I think all these houses are a ploy.

www.vtsheepandwoolfest.org

I bet rookie is stoping through NH and picking up a few friends.

 

[the_bird]

So, is SmurfMeat doing a steinbier again? Those are always fun.

 

[paulthenurse]

BigJohn and I will be there tomorrow afternoon. Does anyone want some (very active) sourdough starter? I've got a good one rocking and rolling on my counter.

(In my best Arnold Horshack voice...)

Ohhhh. Ohhhhh. Me me me!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

So, is SmurfMeat doing a steinbier again? Those are always fun.

Don't know. Might be tough to do if its moist weather.

 

[the_bird]

Hey Mort (whoever you are), it looks like I've been drafted to help you brew on Paulie's system. That means we can make a massive mess and it's Paulie's problem, not ours.

 

[the_bird]

I may still bring my crap anyway and do my own batch, too.

 

[paulthenurse]

I like the way you roll.

 

[paulthenurse]

So it looks like Mort will get his first all grain brew done on someone else's rig while being coached by two people who's attention is elsewhere. Sounds like a recipe for an unrepeatable award winning beer.

 

[DakotaRules]

I looked at morts set up and my god that thing is impressive! It's tough to travel with an E system.

I want to go but don't think it's going to happen. Stripping wallpaper and updating electrical instead.

 

[Cape Brewing]

At least come up with an excuse that sounds reasonable... like my folding socks one..

 

[DakotaRules]

I do have to iron my jeans and count ceiling tiles.

 

[the_bird]

I looked at morts set up and my god that thing is impressive! It's tough to travel with an E system.

I want to go but don't think it's going to happen. Stripping wallpaper and updating electrical instead.

C'mon, you ****ing *****. Let me give you a little secret about home ownership... you're going to be doing that **** every weekend for the rest of your ****ing life. Which is fine, I like doing stuff around the house (I took a personal day yesterday to build a garden for next spring), but those projects are still going to be there for you on Sunday... and even if you get them done, there's something else that will need your attention.

You can't fight it, so **** it - come drink and be gluttonous.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Damn.... When a "party" starts begging Dakota to show up... it's in trouble.

Just sayin'

 

[the_bird]

I do have to iron my jeans and count ceiling tiles.

Those skinny jeans really aren't a good look for you.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

C'mon, you ****ing *****. Let me give you a little secret about home ownership... you're going to be doing that **** every weekend for the rest of your ****ing life. Which is fine, I like doing stuff around the house (I took a personal day yesterday to build a garden for next spring), but those projects are still going to be there for you on Sunday... and even if you get them done, there's something else that will need your attention.

You can't fight it, so **** it - come drink and be gluttonous.

Blatant buttering up of Paulie in a ploy to keep the cup for two years in a row.

 

[paulthenurse]

The cup is a "People's Choice" award.

(Even if I did put in the fix for bird.)

 

[DakotaRules]

Damn.... When a "party" starts begging Dakota to show up... it's in trouble.

Just sayin'

Hey at least they know who the cool people are! There's a reason they aren't asking you.

 

[DakotaRules]

C'mon, you ****ing *****. Let me give you a little secret about home ownership... you're going to be doing that **** every weekend for the rest of your ****ing life. Which is fine, I like doing stuff around the house (I took a personal day yesterday to build a garden for next spring), but those projects are still going to be there for you on Sunday... and even if you get them done, there's something else that will need your attention.

You can't fight it, so **** it - come drink and be gluttonous.

You don't understand. I need to get a few things done so I can move in. Electrical I'd needed so I can occupy the house. I may show up, but I won't be brewing.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Blatant buttering up of Paulie in a ploy to keep the cup for two years in a row.

LOL!!! Who's his competition?!?!

What's Paul gonna do?? Give it to himself!?!?


Hey Paul... where the EFF is that picture of me taunting the FCK out of you at the Masstoberfest a few years ago when you rig sprung about 41 leaks?? I know it's on here somewhere.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You don't understand. I need to get a few things done so I can move in. Electrical I'd needed so I can occupy the house. I may show up, but I won't be brewing.

You've got a captive audience. Go to the brewfest first. After a long day of drinking invite everyone over for free beer and give everyone tools to help you renovate the house.

 

[the_bird]

Wallpaper, mother****er! You was talking about strippin' wallpaper! You don't need to strip no mother****in' wallpaper to move in.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Poor Bird... Slowwwwwwwwly coming to the realization that he's going to be standing in a tent, in the rain, with Paul and Mort all day... and is gonna drive 4 hours to do so.

DESPARATELY trying to get someone... anyone else to show.

I feel for ya Bird.

 

[the_bird]

Poor Bird... Slowwwwwwwwly coming to the realization that he's going to be standing in a tent, in the rain, with Paul and Mort all day... and is gonna drive 4 hours to do so.

DESPARATELY trying to get someone... anyone else to show.

I feel for ya Bird.

That's fine by me. I can eat fifty pounds of pig.

 

[Cape Brewing]

50 lbs of the pig cooked by Paulie?!?

I'm skeptical... I don't see the durability of the human tooth being that massive.

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't know about that picture but I'm quite fond if this one.

That would be you, Mr Cape, passed out on my front seat as I drive your ass home

 

[Cape Brewing]

That was a NAP!!!!!!


(LOL!!!!!!)

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL... if memory serves me right, I think I wore half a beer on that dress shirt that day too.

Yay dry cleaners!!!

 

[homebeerbrewer]

That's fine by me. I can eat fifty pounds of pig.

You mean pork jerky, don't you?