The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[DakotaRules]

Well, I'm on shift. Plant starts in the morning. Warming it up tonight.

I spent my weekend doing this: Yes that is me shooting the left station with my partner.

http://www.pyrobin.com/files/NHPASept2012.wmv

That's a long fireworks display.

 

[barneygumble]

That's a long fireworks display.

It would have been about 3 mins longer but there were a few issues. Still the crowd loved it. And it cost them and their town nothing. We shoot these shows for free for allowing us to shoot for two days and nites. This town raises money for their FD selling food, drink and entertainment while we shoot pyro for two days.

Its a win-win.

Oh and did you like the last shell? A 16"er shot from a half mile away....

 

[paulthenurse]

The USS Missouri fires 16" shells. You're lighting them off in your back yard? WTF!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I went down and paid for the piggie today, along with a case of back ribs and a huge brisket. Then I kegged up 20 gallons of brew. Then I wrote a paper for school. Then I went to work. Six hours down, six hours till I can tell my pillow how much I've missed it.

 

[DakotaRules]

I went down and paid for the piggie today, along with a case of back ribs and a huge brisket. Then I kegged up 20 gallons of brew. Then I wrote a paper for school. Then I went to work. Six hours down, six hours till I can tell my pillow how much I've missed it.

Very cool. I hope I can make it. Have you started a new thread?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I went down and paid for the piggie today, along with a case of back ribs and a huge brisket. Then I kegged up 20 gallons of brew. Then I wrote a paper for school. Then I went to work. Six hours down, six hours till I can tell my pillow how much I've missed it.

Jesus... doesn't that seem like way too much for you, Mort and Melena??

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't forget the_bird. That dude puts away his own weight in pork fat .

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, it looks like there is the possibility of showers on Saturday. Does anyone else have one of those shelter awnings?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

we can just all hunker down under your stomach, that should begood for 30-40

 

[the_bird]

Hey, it looks like there is the possibility of showers on Saturday. Does anyone else have one of those shelter awnings?

I do not, but I seem to remember someone saying they got one cheap at Big Lots once. I may take a look around there this weekend and see, I'd like to have one anyway.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just talked to Babalu on the phone, he'll be making an appearance in the afternoon! Yay!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just talked to Babalu on the phone, he'll be making an appearance in the afternoon! Yay!

Dammmmmn. Well exxxxcuse me. I stand corrected and I apologize. I didn't think you would get more than a half dozen people there. What's it at now? Seven?

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't you have socks to iron?

 

[nhwrecker]

I don't understand how it can be raining and sunny and 80 degrees at the same time. Is this party going to be in New England? Why didn't anyone tell me that ahead of time?

I'll see if I can track down any of the tents/shelters.

Hey Cape, can't wait to meet Malena - whoever TF she/he is. Isn't there a song about her/him/it? Hope it not's like Ray Davies Lola........but with 20 gallons of beer maybe it won't matter - just hope it's not all of that sour sheeeeet that PTN likes.

I'm trying to buy a bog iron (or is it iron bog?) t shirt before the weekend but not sure how fast I can get the internet virtual company to respond. I think it'd be cool to wear a shirt from a brewery that has more swag for sale than beer.

Looks like we'll be bringing a big pan of lobster mac n cheese, and maybe some apps to throw on the smoker. If we can come up with some recipes for waterproof apps that is.

 

[Schecter]

God, although I know none of you, after reading pages of this thread you're all hilarious. So proud to be a Masshole.

Cheers from the hud

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Oh, come on. Some of these guys are hilarious, but PTN isn't. Don't give him credit for other's work.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh, come on. Some of these guys are hilarious, but PTN isn't. Don't give him credit for other's work.

Hey D'bag,
It's 11:30 at night, isn't it time for you to get off the computer and start drunk dialing people?

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape, I think it'd be cool to wear a shirt from a brewery that has more swag for sale than beer.

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Now THAT is some funny ****.

 

[Melana]

Don't forget that the Smurf will be attending!

 

[the_bird]

I'm trying to buy a bog iron (or is it iron bog?) t shirt before the weekend but not sure how fast I can get the internet virtual company to respond. I think it'd be cool to wear a shirt from a brewery that has more swag for sale than beer.

How to Open a Brewery,
By Cape Brewing
Copyright © 2012.

Step 1. Get a CafePress account.
Step 2. Profit!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Laugh it up fcuktards.

Final electrical is being done Friday and then final inspections start.

We already have two accounts that have ordered more beer than we can produce.

But hey... Maybe you can wear one of our t-shirts while you're brewing in Paul's driveway, in the rain, eating pork jerky.

Man.. You guys showed ME!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't forget that the Smurf will be attending!

That's EIGHT!!

Its'a pahhhhhh-tay!!!!

 

[bob1852]

How to Open a Brewery,
By Cape Brewing
Copyright © 2012.

Step 1. Get a CafePress account.
Step 2. Profit!

Don't forget:

Step 3: Take a tried-and-true style and somehow make it our own

 

[Cape Brewing]

God, although I know none of you, after reading pages of this thread you're all hilarious. So proud to be a Masshole.

Cheers from the hud

Fcking HUDSON?? Jeeeeeeeesus. When is someone from freakin QUINCY or NEWTON gonna join this thread. Why is always some hill billy from the sticks who joins.

Hey... At least The Bird now has someone to share sheep-bangin notes with. "yeah, if you're gonna shear em for wool, you wanna leave a tuft of hair on each hip... As handles."

(I don't care who ya ah... Thah's funny right there".

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't forget:

Step 3: Take a tried-and-true style and somehow make it our own

Hey!!! Go fckin post is the Disfunctional ButtPirate Arizona Thread!!!! You ain't welcome round these pahts wannabe!!!

 

[bob1852]

Hey!!! Go fckin post is the Disfunctional ButtPirate Arizona Thread!!!! You ain't welcome round these pahts wannabe!!!

I'd rather post here - otherwise I have to "talk" to ollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo and soper.

 

[DakotaRules]

Someone's feisty tonight. Bad pub for lunch today?

 

[Cape Brewing]

In New York last night and today. Trying to get home so I can wash the effin stank off.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'd rather post here - otherwise I have to "talk" to ollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo and soper.

Ok. That is a "relevant fact".

 

[DakotaRules]

Don't want to start bashing but I was in NY 2 weeks ago and I still hate that dirty stink hole. It's just gross.