The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[DakotaRules]

When the **** did you turn into Yoda?

When wasn't I, young padawan, much to learn.

 

[paulthenurse]

I pity the fool who don't have a Merry Christmas.


(I've been working on my Mr T too.)

 

[DakotaRules]

Merry Christmas to all! Even you cape.

 

[PaulTheOriginal]

(I've been working on my Mr T too.)

Pretty good given that you're 2 feet too short, 2 feet too wide and a Whiter Shade of Pale to be Mr. T.

Merry Christmas though, Paul.

 

[yeager1977]

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good drunken night.

 

[paulthenurse]

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good drunken night.

She laughed at you again when you gave her the Victoria's Secret bag, didnt she?

 

[the_bird]

I'm getting so pissed off.

Nobody's ****ing working with me. Trying to coordinate the move, I'm getting absolutely zero flexibility from either the buyers or the sellers. This *should* be a lot easier than people are making it. Getting bad info from Jamie Moyer now. Feeling like people are pissing all over me; Dakota, I know that's something you enjoy, but really it's no fun.

Not helped by the fact that NO ONE else is in the office (hardly), so I can't bust out and start getting some **** done.

Really getting pissed off.

 

[yeager1977]

Bird, does it ever amaze you at how little we actually give a sh-/?

Just kidding. Been in your shoes before and it sucks. Good luck

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bird... Bird... Once again I'll remind you of the bright side... at least I'm not dealing with that headache.

 

[the_bird]

They'll be lucky if I don't take a big dump in the living room right before closing, that's how pissed off I am. Would that still qualify as "broom clean"?

 

[DakotaRules]

Upper decker dude!

 

[the_bird]

Heh. That's not a bad idea....

 

[DakotaRules]

I never have bad ideas! Just failed attempts.

 

[paulthenurse]

How do you fail an upper decker? Let go after you 'let go' and land in it?

 

[the_bird]

"Here I sit, to do upper decker,
Tried to sh!t, but got cold pecker."

 

[DakotaRules]

"here i sit, to do upper decker,
tried to sh!t, but got cold pecker."

+1

 

[DakotaRules]

I think there is a thread on these poems!

 

[paulthenurse]

No sense in us going over there and corrupting ANOTHER thread.

 

[bob1852]

No sense in us going over there and corrupting ANOTHER thread.

Please stay out of the Tap Room.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya, like THAT bucket of blood is a classy joint!

 

[bob1852]

Ya, like THAT bucket of blood is a classy joint!

Come on, now; TR is full of class. Well, at least it's full of dick jokes - you and Cape would fit right in.

 

[DakotaRules]

Come on, now; TR is full of class. Well, at least it's full of dick jokes - you and Cape would fit right in.

Yep, they do like the dick!

 

[paulthenurse]

I tried keeping up with TTR a few years ago but couldn't do it. I occasionally do walk away from the computer and it (TTR) requires paying attention. I'd be 25 pages behind every time I looked. Couldn't devote the time. I already have one full time job and one part time job. You guys would wear me out. Actually, what would happen, what DID happen, is I would get home in the morning, pour a beer and start reading. By the time I caught up I was trashed, late to bed and would have to get up hungover in 6 hours. Couldn't keep up the pace, as my boys are quick to point out, I'm getting old and have been beating up my liver for a lot longer than you guys. No need to send for the cirrhosis by Fed Ex, it will arrive soon enough.

 

[paulthenurse]

SSBC Brewoff is open for registration.


Send us your beer. We'll drink it and tell you if we liked it.

Honest.

 

[nhwrecker]

Hi guys,
just wanted to take a minute to wish all of you a Happy New year - I met several of you at Paul's Masstoberfest - Paul, Bird and Dakota were all very informative and patient with my noobie questions, and watching at least four different beers being brewed outdoors at the same time was quite inspirational - We made two batches of beer over the past few months, and I'm about 1/2 done building an electric setup in my basement, and hope to be operational by early February.

I'm diving down in Bonaire right now, and plan on hoisting a few Hoegarten's to all of you this evening, as we watch fireworks over the Caribbean sea at midnight.

And Cape, we haven't met yet, but when I get back to NH next week, I think I have a lead of at least 2-3 1/6 kegs that you were asking about. They were in a scrap yard, and would be available very cheap. If they're there, and not buried under snow and ice, I'll pick them up for you.

Again, Happy New Beer (and hopefully, since I'm sending this from the Caribbean getting ready to go diving, it qualifies for Masshole-postability).

Mort

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm diving down in Bonaire right now, and plan on hoisting a few Hoegarten's to all of you this evening, as we watch fireworks over the Caribbean sea at midnight.


(and hopefully, since I'm sending this from the Caribbean getting ready to go diving, it qualifies for Masshole-postability).

Mort

Mort,

I'm celebrating the New Year in Jersey. You suck.

Paul

 

[DakotaRules]

Happy New Years all!

 

[paulthenurse]

Happy New Years all!

What he said.

PTN

 

[DakotaRules]

Happy New Years! Again!

 

[cgenebrewer]

I feel like this thread gives the wrong impression to people living in the ****ty non MA states about us. There is no way to throw down and bash people in the mouth on the internet. Since when do we talk this much without beer bottles to the dome?


Just saying guys, we have a culture to protect.