The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

If Gisele told YOU that wearing a little ponytail would get her panties moist, would YOU wear one?

 

[cuinrearview]

We have the china doll Stafford, you have the "frilly dress wearin' princess named Lucy". Either way, that vid turned my stomach. He's a keeper in one of my leagues, but DAMN that isn't block M football.

 

[cuinrearview]

If Gisele told YOU that wearing a little ponytail would get her panties moist, would YOU wear one?

Tall and anorexic don't ring my bell so no. If she offered me some of her $$ to look and dance like that in public it would be a different story. But if I had Tom's money I'd pay SOMEONE off to not let that **** go public.

 

[DakotaRules]

If Gisele told YOU that wearing a little ponytail would get her panties moist, would YOU wear one?

+1 Amen to that, now imagine if she told you that while shes wearing a bikini or lingerie.

 

[DakotaRules]

Tall and anorexic don't ring my bell so no. If she offered me some of her $$ to look and dance like that in public it would be a different story. But if I had Tom's money I'd pay SOMEONE off to not let that **** go public.

This seems right up your alley.

 

[cuinrearview]

A vid of "touchdown Tommy" is countered with female pics. I'm kinda new here but should I have planted that in the boneyard for you guys? I mean, he could be considered "pretty" and all if that's your thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[paulthenurse]

If I may be so presumptuous as to speak for white guys everywhere, I think he's got some pretty good moves there.

You're just jealous cause you can't shake it like that.

 

[RMitch]

All good athletes are at least a LITTLE weird.

They spend so much time training/practicing that they become as socially awkward as a Warcraft kid.

 

[cuinrearview]

You mean weird like posting in an obscure waste of time thread like this? Working it back..... Does this make us athletes? 'Cuz if I have athlete money the first thing I'm buyin' is dancing lessons before I cut a rug in public like that,

 

[paulthenurse]

I bet Tom stays up at night worrying about what some goober in East Bartfark, Michigan thinks about his dancing.

Except for the nights when he's banging his supermodel wife like a storm door in a hurricane, while they are in Rio for Carnival.

I bet the poor bastard hardly slept at all that night. Poor Tom.

 

[DakotaRules]

I bet Tom stays up at night worrying about what some goober in East Bartfark, Michigan thinks about his dancing.

Except for the nights when he's banging his supermodel wife like a storm door in a hurricane, while they are in Rio for Carnival.

I bet the poor bastard hardly slept at all that night. Poor Tom.

Props to that! Haha...storm door!!!

 

[Melana]

Paul you're a funny man...

 

[cuinrearview]

You're diverting from my point that your superhero, mancrush, whatever he is to you guys can't/shouldn't dance in public.... but he did. All the while looking like Jennifer Garner.

And it's West Bartfark. Get a map

 

[paulthenurse]

Paul you're a funny man...

I'll assume you left out how incredibly handsome I am just because you didn't want to embarrass me. How thoughtful.

 

[paulthenurse]

And it's West Bartfark. Get a map

Would anyone out there please raise your hand if you give two sheets about the difference?

(Looking around...)

Ya, that's what I thought.

 

[cuinrearview]

My location is not important in a thread with words like "dysfuntional, obnoxious, and BS" in the title? I'm flattered. Thanks PTN for putting me in my place!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jeeeeeeesus Chriiiiiist. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

 

[Cape Brewing]

"oh Paul!!! You're so super fabulous!! Mwua! Mwua! Mwua!!"

Pleeeeeease...

1) he's chubby
2) he's a total ****** (see my sig)
3) he's chubby
4) he's probably prancing around in his tighty whities (as much as he can actually "prance") saying, "they like meeee! Someone likes meeee!! Yeeeeeaaaaaa!!!"
5) he makes a sh!tty pig
6) he enjoys running over small animals in his hoverround

This is not a man that deserves any praise of any sort.

 

[cuinrearview]

Damn I forgot the sarcasm symbol at the beginning of that post Cape. I'm VERY well aware of what kind of person I'm dealing with here and I've seen the effect that praising him has on his peers. That's right, I said peers meaning YOU. Good luck. Maybe I'll make a point to praise him every day just to kinda help all of you out.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Could we please not be distracted and stick to the subject:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ws-super-lean-figure-bikini-Rio-Carnival.html

 

[the_bird]

I have to admit one thing.

She kinda looks like a younger Steven Tyler in this picture.

 

[RMitch]

^Dude looks like a lady

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

There's a younger Steven Tyler?

 

[paulthenurse]

Beautiful spring skiing at Wawa

 

[RMitch]

^Hows the spring drinking up there?

 

[paulthenurse]

^Hows the spring drinking up there?

The couple pints of Guinness I had were great! The snow was mashed potatoes after lunch but it was still fun.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Date for Consecretion brew looking more and more like it may get written in pen on the calendar.

Only thing is we're gonna need a ton of crystal 60. I wish I knew where I could get some at a decent price.

Nahhhhh. I'm effin with ya. We dont need any 60

 

[DakotaRules]

Really crystal 60!!!! I have a ton!!! Oh wait your just being cape.

I still want in on consecration too. (still need a job to help pay for it but I think ill be good to go)

I plan on making a sweet stout with the some of the 60 and I'm still willing to trade pound for pound for other grains.

If other people are willing to trade (locally) I'll be down. Just pm me.

 

[paulthenurse]

I've decided to name the Mega Tun. Now that its been christened it should have a proper name. I'm thinking I like the sound of Baby Brian. What do the rest of you guys say?

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

(forgetting for a moment that I did...)

"Hey Arsehole, who f'ing asked you?"

(Thereby establishing my own bonefides as a Masshole.)

PTN