The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

That is a pretty bold statement. I've been meaning to visit as they're not too far. I definitely have seen them on tap and a good selection at The Beer Store in Nashua. I'll keep an eye out

Lot of StarkBier fests going on:

https://www.instagram.com/stories/notchbrewing/3576490737928870894?igsh=ZW1nOGg0ejlod2xj

https://www.instagram.com/share/p/_wEIrMdAU


https://www.instagram.com/share/p/BBHw74fEBG

 

[balrog]

How do you know you're in New England?
Duh, lobstah claw bike racks.

 

[purplehaze]

If you are up for a bit of travel I just picked up a couple of bags of grain from Independent fermentation supply in Plymouth. While the grain was not at group buy prices it is better than paying shipping. Nice little brewery with a small Home brewing store. They even have a tasting room with a nice selection.

 

[BeerNsteadofH2O]

Beer,wine and hobby moved to Peabody, I liked it when they were in woburn, I could walk across the street when I was at work at lunch, I still do most of my buisness with Jaspers..

 

[balrog]

Happy Vernal Equinox, 3hrs late, all youz yahoos.

 

[balrog]

Not fact checked but I hope it's true.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey kids. Long time no.
Have been crazy busy, around the end of January my basement walls started collapsing. Talk about a world of suck.
Many, many, many thousands of bucks later it's all fixed, upgraded and painted and the house isn't caked in dust anymore. So there's that

And now I'm sitting in the waiting room for my colonoscopy.

Sometimes the world just wants to stick you up the you know what.

 

[balrog]

Good gravy @paulthenurse , sorry to hear about the personal Big Dig. Hope Life gets a little less colonoscopic soon.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey kids. Long time no.
Have been crazy busy, around the end of January my basement walls started collapsing. Talk about a world of suck.
Many, many, many thousands of bucks later it's all fixed, upgraded and painted and the house isn't caked in dust anymore. So there's that

And now I'm sitting in the waiting room for my colonoscopy.

Sometimes the world just wants to stick you up the you know what

 

[paulthenurse]

Apparently. I'm a perfect *******.

Go figure.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Apparently. I'm a perfect *******.

Go figure.

Glad you have a spectacular colon! Geez, the house issue sounds awful, would insurance cover that?

 

[balrog]

You guys are allowing the Celtics to be sold? What the bloody heck is going on over there in the East?

https://www.wwlp.com/news/massachus...gest-amount-ever-in-sports-franchise-history/

 

[day_trippr]

I think I read some time ago that the principal family wanted to cash out for inheritance reasons.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Daddy put in all the money and son,Wyk, went crazy with spending and getting championships. Word is siblings are worried about inheritance since the dad is like 90.

There's big bills coming soon and they didn't own where they play. A lot of interesting things at play. It would be nice if they just burned money like the Warriors.

 

[paulthenurse]

One of the joys of the night before your colonoscopy is when you're crabwalking to the toilet and you whack the bedpost and rip off your toenail

Miraculously I didn't spray paint the bedroom with the three gallons of diarrhea that were pushing against my sphincter like the lake behind the Hoover Dam

 

[paulthenurse]

The current owners bought the team for something like 350 million bucks. Now selling it for 6 billion with a B. That's a no brainer

 

[balrog]

That's a no brainer

Also with a B. And we’re sorry about the toe and glad you only shared a picture of the stubbed digits and not that other Hoover dam thing you mentioned.

 

[paulthenurse]

You know you wanna look.

 

[balrog]

Only if it comes out of the High Holy Masstoberfest Most Sacred Forge And Pizza Oven.

 

[paulthenurse]

view as you're set in a bowl. Nice landscaping tho. It had the usual sound issue for being so open on the inside

Only if it comes out of the High Holy Masstoberfest Most Sacred Forge And Pizza Oven.

An extravaganza like no other. I should be walking better by then.

 

[balrog]

I have to step away from some places that make me crazy; yes, perhaps sorta kinda self induced. I wanna try to do Masstoberfest but I'm not sure my beer is good enough. And now I've gotten a place in RI, and I'm not worried about hurricanes, I'm not worried about finding good BBQ, I'm not worried about the danged kitchen renno I have to do now, I'm not worried about seemingly being the only person living in the immediate surroundings that aren't students or snowbirds.

I'm worried about...





The water. For brewing.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Well if you're looking to find an unlimited source of misinformation and unwarranted advice, Masstoberfest should be high on your agenda to make things better.

 

[balrog]

...as long as I bring socks, I'm sure it'll be grand.

 

[Melana]

...as long as I bring socks, I'm sure it'll be grand.

lots of socks. and snacks.

 

[day_trippr]

I haven't vetted this

https://www.theinfatuation.com/boston/guides/best-breweries-boston

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Makes me think of its one of those "What about X brewery?" articles.

I hope Vitamin Sea does their Boston pop again this year. They did open their 2nd place in Plymouth which is amazing. Maybe Boston won't happen

Plus. What about LongLive?

Boy have we come a long way.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Love this

https://www.instagram.com/share/reel/BARhoK52hq

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Drink till you kick? I couldn’t put the volume up so just guessing.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

For Whom the Bells Toll by Metallia. Everytime a cask kicks the Grim reaper comes to take it off the board.

 

[balrog]

Everytime a cask kicks the Grim reaper comes to take it off the board.

@Hoppy2bmerry , I thought EVERYONE did this.

No?