The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[day_trippr]

Woof.
Top of the 19th now, no end in sight.
What time does the Green Line stop running?
Even if Sox win the bullpen will be crispy fried

Fortunately the Orioles beat the Yankees for a touch of breathing room...

[edit] Thank goodness it's ovah in 19. Mookie and Hanley saved the night.

 

[paulthenurse]

I called it a night at midnight. Wimp

 

[nhwrecker]

Holy crap. Bill is wearing nurse scrubs tonight. WTF PTN? Nice job.

 

[nhwrecker]

and I love Tommie, but for Chrice Sake, give that sonofabitch a F'ing cheeseburger.

 

[paulthenurse]

Holy crap. Bill is wearing nurse scrubs tonight. WTF PTN? Nice job.

Might as well, he's going to be giving the league proctology exams all season. Dress the part.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm a dick. I'm never NOT going to be a dick. But whenever I see some public official giving a PSA with some earnest young woman doing the sign language boogie on the side of the stage I just laugh my ass off.
What is the sign for "You're going to f'ing die?"

 

[Cape Brewing]

... a print out of your cardiogram?

 

[paulthenurse]

Guess I'm going to have to buy bigger pens. Going to use up a lot of ink signing FNP-BC after my name.. Passed my boards today. Yea me!

 

[smurfjuice]

Congratz Sire ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Today in local news, a sharp upward spike in the state's death rate has medical professionals baffled. State officials are scrambling to determine if there is any correlation to a specific event. Officials are optimistic they will find a common cause given that the epicenter of the epidemic appears to be geographically centered around Stoughton"

 

[smurfjuice]

Film at 11:00

 

[paulthenurse]

Suck it up, Buttercup. Everybody dies.

Some just die in terrible pain and complete agony.

Oh BTW, I called that script into CVS for you. Before you know it you won't be thinking twice about your little "ED" sit-chee-ation.

 

[Melana]

Suck it up, Buttercup. Everybody dies.

Some just die in terrible pain and complete agony.

Oh BTW, I called that script into CVS for you. Before you know it you won't be thinking twice about your little "ED" sit-chee-ation.

That's hitting below the belt

 

[paulthenurse]

One needs to be an expert marksman to hit that minuscule target.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Threatening. Ban him!

 

[paulthenurse]

LOL!!!


Hey remember that time...?

 

[Melana]

I remember NotCapeBrewing

 

[smurfjuice]

I remember stuck sparge ...

 

[day_trippr]

 

[paulthenurse]

I remember NotCapeBrewing

Wasn't she the flannel wearin', shotgun totin', critter shootin', carpet munchin' lesbian who rolled her own tampons? Didn't she open up a Nanobrewery?

 

[paulthenurse]

I remember stuck sparge ...

Did it suddenly get warm in here?

 

[Melana]

I'm looking forward to both of you getting Alzheimer's

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice.

 

[smurfjuice]

Awww, where's the love ...

 

[paulthenurse]

300 K's in one year!!!!! That's 100 times more than Yeager has gotten laid in 10 years.

 

[day_trippr]

That was awesome - it looked like Sale's stint would end at 299 tonight but the Orioles came through in the clutch ("SuhWING batter!")

I'm just happy they won in 9 innings. The multitude of overtime games this year are wearing me out...

 

[the_bird]

300 K's in one year!!!!! That's 100 times more than Yeager has gotten laid in 10 years.

But alas, it's only 2x the number of cheeseburgers that Paulie ate over Labor Day weekend.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're supposed to eat cheeseburgers on Labor Day. I'm pretty sure it's a law.

 

[smurfjuice]

I do, but what do i know.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

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