The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bluemoose]

Oh, paul, which picture was the lostah-saw-us?

 

[Cape Brewing]

oh, paul, which picture was the lostah-saw-us?

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[paulthenurse]

Hey, stop rowing for a second and hand me a beer.

 

[day_trippr]

You had great seats for the parade. I got chills just watching it on the tube...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

This has got WIN written all over it (In letters that look like they say "Bad Idea" to the casual observer)

https://www.facebook.com/TheGoNet/videos/1518041464944870/

 

[paulthenurse]

Earned my pay today. Scariest day of the year in the health care world, the day the new interns and residents show up.

Despite their best efforts, we kept everyone alive today. Yea us!

 

[paulthenurse]

New fire pit in backyard. Should be all broken in for Masstoberfest.
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[TheDudeLebowski]

Well 19 years was a good run for that dumb left thumb. Paulie you know a good reattachment center on the North shore? I thought I was going to see a thumb fly out the window. I don't know to give him points for not wearing a glove or take away points for not wearing a glove.

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[Cape Brewing]

Wait.... what?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Wait.... what?

The n00b shucking the oysters. I thought I was going to see something bad. All his force is aimed at taking out his left hand. I pulled out the camera when he had all the weight one leg and his right elbow about his head and slipping with the knife. I missed getting a picture of that move but this one still makes me cringe. It was funny and scary at the same time.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh gotcha! Sorry. Not sure how I missed all that.

 

[smurfjuice]

New fire pit in backyard. Should be all broken in for Masstoberfest.
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Stein beer?? wait. thats right. i'm not invited ...

 

[paulthenurse]

You're always invited

 

[paulthenurse]

Oysters are like women. Applying brute force is always a mistake, they respond quite unfavorably to that. A little bit of finesse, some manual dexterity, maybe a glass of the good stuff and a touch of experience gets them to open up every time.

 

[HoppyDaze]

or money...

 

[Melana]

Oysters are like women. Applying brute force is always a mistake, they respond quite unfavorably to that. A little bit of finesse, some manual dexterity, maybe a glass of the good stuff and a touch of experience gets them to open up every time.

What?

 

[bluemoose]

Sexism reported.

 

[paulthenurse]

You can't be sexist to a friggin' oyster, they're hermaphrodites. Do I have to tell you people everything?

 

[Melana]

You can't be sexist to a friggin' oyster, they're hermaphrodites. Do I have to tell you people everything?

They are not hermaphrodites they are protandric.

 

[day_trippr]

It's not weird at all that you folks are so interested in the sex lives of oysters...

 

[bluemoose]

Why, its more exciting than Paul's and Melana's.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

It's not weird at all that you folks are so interested in the sex lives of oysters...

I've been to an oyster hatchery, is was very interesting...👀

 

[Melana]

Why, its more exciting than Paul's and Melana's.

Sad but true.....

 

[paulthenurse]

Paul and Melana don't have a sex life, st least not together. I just wanted to clarify that in case Big John happens to drop into this thread.

 

[Melana]

Paul and Melana don't have a sex life, st least not together. I just wanted to clarify that in case Big John happens to drop into this thread.

Agreed. Sad but true. Big John doesn't visit HBT anymore.

 

[Stealthcruiser]

Big John doesn't visit HBT anymore.

Has he gotten too big for it?

 

[paulthenurse]

So, you mean I could get away with saying I banged you like a storm door in a hurricane?

Oh ya. I'm afraid you could whoop my azz with one hand tied behind your back too.

But I might like that...

 

[bluemoose]

Day drinking, Paul?

 

[day_trippr]

[...]Big John doesn't visit HBT anymore.

Watch it Paul - This has "It's a trap!" written all over it...

 

[the_bird]

Has he gotten too big for it?

If that hasn't happened to Paulie, that's not happening to *anyone*.