The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[smurfjuice]

You suck.

And so do you

And you.

ipe:

 

[Melana]

You suck.

And so do you

And you.

Drinking already?

 

[smurfjuice]

Might just be making pizza ... :beard:

 

[paulthenurse]

How much does it suck?

It sucks like an elephant that walked 20 miles just to get to the watering hole and is nearly dying of dehydration.

I think we have a new leader for "the lamest post of all time" in the Masshole thread.

 

[paulthenurse]

Drinking already?

Not even close. I'm in the midst of preparing a riveting Power Point presentation on the "Treatment of Otitis Media in Children under the age of Ten and a Review of the Current Evidence Based Literature."



Drinking sounds like a much better use of my time.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Why do you hate America??

Cheers!

He's probably one of those PNW hipsters. I bet he likes soccer too.

 

[Melana]

Not even close. I'm in the midst of preparing a riveting Power Point presentation on the "Treatment of Otitis Media in Children under the age of Ten and a Review of the Current Evidence Based Literature."



Drinking sounds like a much better use of my time.

What are you doing trolling the forum when you have homework to do?

 

[paulthenurse]

Why do you hate America??



Cheers!

Hates baseball. Don't eat apple pie. Probably lactose intolerant, vegan and gluten free.

Seriously... This is America, dammit. Ya can't love 'the amber waves of grain' and be gluten free. Ya know who's gluten free? ISIS. ISIS jehadistas, running around making bombs, being all gluten free and praying to die a martyr so they get a bunch of virgins. Who wants to hang around a bunch of virgins?

Not me. Gimme a baseball watchin', apple pie makin', meat eatin', America lovin' woman any day of the week.

If you don't have the attention span to watch baseball, not smart enough to love baseball and can't lay your hand on your glove within 5 minutes of deciding to go play catch with the neighborhood kids, do us all a favor and go become a jehadist. Just move to Syria when you do. And stay there. We'll be here watching baseball.

 

[paulthenurse]

What are you doing trolling the forum when you have homework to do?

I'm bored half to death.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Come drink. I know a place and I finally have a slow afternoon

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ooooo. We can blend some sours

 

[paulthenurse]

Open up the back door and I'll be there in a hour or so.

 

[Melana]

Open up the back door and I'll be there in a hour or so.

Paul - I always knew you had a 'thing' for Cape.

So, it seems my mind in in the gutter today.

 

[Melana]

I'm bored half to death.

Me too. And I'm at work.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You have it backwards. Paul never pitches, he always catches.

I'm at work too....

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[bob1852]

Where's the conicals?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Where's the conicals?

behind him

 

[bob1852]

behind him

No, not Paul, the conicals.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Where's the conicals?

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Apache trout are stupid

 

[Melana]

You have it backwards. Paul never pitches, he always catches.

I'm at work too....

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You quit your high paying job to become a brewers assistant?

 

[paulthenurse]

The third conical down is full of Apache Trout Stout.

 

[bob1852]

The third conical down is full of Apache Trout Stout.

Yum!

 

[paulthenurse]

Tastes like ass.

 

[bluemoose]

Did you mean bass?

 

[paulthenurse]

Rim shot

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape, in the cold storage at the Bog.

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"Uhhhhhh Brian, that's a TON of Pumpkin beer. Do you think you'll sell that much?"

"That's not for sale, that's for me."

 

[bluemoose]

How many of those kegs are blueberry wheat?

 

[paulthenurse]

Wrong season.

Pumpkin with cinnamon and sugar on the rim is the big seller theses days with the 'beer geeks' seated around the bar at the Bog. A pretty yellow/red Maple leaf poking up from the suds acts as an accent and upgrades the pint to "The Harvest Bog Water" adds another $2.00 and boosts the cost of your pint to $9.50. Kind of spendy for a beer with an OG of 1.040 and two cans of pumpkin purée per 15 gallons but you should have seen the line of college girls queuing up out front when I left. He might be on to something.

 

[day_trippr]

Cape, in the cold storage at the Bog.[...]

Wow! Cold conditioning becomes Cape - he looks almost life-like...

Cheers!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I think we have a new leader for "the lamest post of all time" in the Masshole thread.

A lame post for a lame ass game... Maybe you enjoy watching a bunch of guys spitting and scratching their nads, ya know making their mom's proud and all that their little spitting crotch grabber grew up and gets paid a ridiculous salary for playing a game that entertains those that care to watch. You save lives and well, your not going to be as well paid as the players, sad but true. I'll bake the apple pie, and grill the hot dogs, but you can keep baseball.