The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Yo AZ,
Tell us about the potential new job. Are you coming out to interview? Need a place to flop? If you are coming you need to time it so you can go by The Bog and 'enjoy' a beer. Too bad they forced the hot dog cart to pack up and move. He made some nice dogs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

We're closed that day

 

[bluemoose]

Whetstone station in Brattleboro. What a nice little joint. You should check it out when you are in Hadley. I would try to spend as little time as possible in Mass. Once the stink gets on you it is really tough to get it off.

 

[Melana]

Whetstone station in Brattleboro. What a nice little joint. You should check it out when you are in Hadley. I would try to spend as little time as possible in Mass. Once the stink gets on you it is really tough to get it off.

PTN's stink? Oh that's right he does shower now.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey! Be nice. I shower like a boss

 

[paulthenurse]

Bizzaro Moment #88,953 in PTN's life.

Sitting on the table at the surgeons office and thinking "Damn, that smells pretty good, now I feel like a hamburger." when he uses the soldering iron to cauterize a bleeding arteriole on my chest.

Bizzaro Moment #88,954 in PTN's life.

When the surgeon says "I think we have some onions in the staff kitchen. They'd go well."

 

[bob1852]

Yo AZ,
Tell us about the potential new job. Are you coming out to interview? Need a place to flop? If you are coming you need to time it so you can go by The Bog and 'enjoy' a beer. Too bad they forced the hot dog cart to pack up and move. He made some nice dogs.

I don't have anything to add at this point. Though, if I do come out, I'll be excited drink some local beer. Not made by Cape, of course.

 

[paulthenurse]

No, of course not. We wouldn't do that to you. That would be unkind.

 

[smurfjuice]

WOW... soooo, what i miss ???? ... :beard:

 

[paulthenurse]

Not much. It's been quiet in here lately. AZ threatened to move up here and that pretty much killed the thread.

 

[Melana]

I enjoyed your cannibalistic moment Paul.

 

[paulthenurse]

I smelled good.

Which, let's face it, ain't always the case.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Relevant fact.

 

[smurfjuice]

Not much. It's been quiet in here lately. AZ threatened to move up here and that pretty much killed the thread.

Bastid ...

 

[paulthenurse]

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Ho. Ho. Ho

 

[Melana]

Nice Paulie to see that you're putting your physique to good use. Stop in here.... Santa always gets beer and barbeque

 

[day_trippr]

Amber Alert in three....two....one...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Amber Alert in three....two....one...

That's fckuing funny

 

[paulthenurse]

No it's not.

It's f'ing hilarious.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Nice Paulie to see that you're putting your physique to good use. Stop in here.... Santa always gets beer and barbeque

If that happens you better bring Mrs. Clause or don't bother. I know enough Clauses.

 

[nhwrecker]

Hey, anyone know when the Patriots/ Philly game starts? I saw a Saturday night skit last night that had me cracked up. What time's the real game?

Must be a Monday night game this week, right?

Hello, anyone?

 

[paulthenurse]

STFU, Mort, [emoji35]

 

[nhwrecker]

How did they not find YOU during the Amber alert? Or do they let you still have internet access with an ankle bracelet during house arrest?

 

[paulthenurse]

House arrest is a harsh term. I prefer "Extended crib time."

 

[Melana]

Extra sleep time?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Amber Alert in three....two....one...

... still laughin

 

[paulthenurse]

Young ones. Old ones. Don't matter. They all want to sit on Santas lap and whisper in his ear.
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[Melana]

That's awesome and somewhat creepy.

 

[bluemoose]

Can someone PM me a way to get in touch with Cape?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i hear he got banned