The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

Where do you find mercury flavored strippers...?

 

[paulthenurse]

The strippers are under the shed. They get lime. The stripers are in the ocean. They may have mercury. It's great tasting mercury if they do.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The strippers are under the shed. They get lime. The stripers are in the ocean. They may have mercury. It's great tasting mercury if they do.

I think you mean "lye" *******

 

[paulthenurse]

It's a typo, *******.

 

[paulthenurse]

Masstoberfest thread has gone live. Stand clear, no one knows exactly where this thing is aimed.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's a typo, *******.

Of course it was

 

[paulthenurse]

There is this thing called auto correct. You probably haven't heard of it because you're not cool like me.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Congrats Pedro!

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[Melana]

Hello, you use LIME to help speed decomp... not that i have used it before...

 

[bluemoose]

And keep the smell down, not that I know anything about that.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Lye.

Google is your friend

 

[Melana]

https://www.clemson.edu/extension/livestock/camm/camm_files/dairy/dch8_04.pdf

According to Clemson University lime is used in large animal disposal. IF one were to bury whole bodies under a shed lime is what you want. IF one wanted to put a body in a 55 gallon drum and dissolve said bodies Lye would be the right choice.

Alkaline hydrolysis is currently legal in New Hampshire. Who knew?

 

[Melana]

or there are numerous commercial grade tissue solubilizers on the research market.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I didn't think Lime actually did anything other than mask the smell whereas as Lye actually broke down the tissue etc, into goop... decomposing completely.... and because the two sound so similar,
People often confused the two.

 

[paulthenurse]

It would probably be easier to drop them in a barrel of Mountain Dew.
[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8U8f8GQ1LYc[/ame]

 

[paulthenurse]

What we really need is to talk to someone who actually has experience disposing of dead bodies.

Hmmmmmmmmm?

Who on this thread is most likely to be a serial killer?

Yeager. Clearly Yeager. Or Bulls Beer. It's always the quiet ones.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

What we really need is to talk to someone who actually has experience disposing of dead bodies.

Hmmmmmmmmm?

Who on this thread is most likely to be a serial killer?

Yeager. Clearly Yeager. Or Bulls Beer. It's always the quiet ones.

so you have never watched dexter? he takes them out to sea on his boat "slice of life" and puts them in a commercial grade trash bag weighed down with rocks, and dumps the bodies overboard. you already have the boat, why not put it to good use

 

[Melana]

OH... Paulie... you could use the bodies as lobster bait!

 

[paulthenurse]

Wicked pissah idea.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

OH... Paulie... you could use the bodies as lobster bait!

i know he has me on ignore, you could have given me credit for that

 

[Melana]

i know he has me on ignore, you could have given me credit for that

Because you used a Dexter reference?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

yes, of course. i usually provide nothing but aggravation, i actually contributed in a good way today

 

[paulthenurse]

Please don't feed the animals.

 

[paulthenurse]

Posted this in an old Masstoberfest thread earlier by mistake.

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He never even burped. I'm so proud.

 

[bluemoose]

Didn't leave the dock, huh?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Photoshopped the water in. They're still in Pauly's back yard.

 

[DakotaRules]

My little girl was born today! Congrats to me!

 

[Melana]

She is beautiful! Congratulations Dakota!

 

[paulthenurse]

Congrats to all. Mom and baby are beautiful. You are ugly as ever.

Word of advice. F saving for college. Start saving for the wedding. If she wants to go to college she can study hard and get a scholarship. There ain't no full boat weddingships.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Congrats Dakota!

This makes my news seem unimportant. Well, it is unimportant, but still...