The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Anyone going to ACBF this weekend?

You're as subtle as a brick.

Ok, I'll play along.

"Why do you ask, Cape? Will you be there pouring Bog Water?"

Aren't you going to be embarrassed when you run out by 7:45 on Friday?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wasn't trying to be subtle. Why would I?

Just curious if anyone is going.

We are bringing 42 logs... I'll be PSYCHED if we run out by 7:45 on friday.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

What kind of serving staff will be administering the Bog? Are there pictures on the companies website? Worse thing you could have representing a beverage company is a sausage fest. Just sayin.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope... the three owners and one volunteer... all dudes... sorry.

We're fairly certain it'll be worth stopping by though given the large amount of anticipated naked hot chic ****ies. Once they see the bar and the try the beer... BINGO... naked ****ies.

BOOK IT

 

[the_bird]

Psss.. it's going to be you, your two co-borrowers, and Paulie, heat-exhausted, drunk, and shirtless. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM ****IES?!

 

[yeager1977]

Wasn't trying to be subtle. Why would I?

Just curious if anyone is going.

We are bringing 42 logs... I'll be PSYCHED if we run out by 7:45 on friday.

How do you have 42 logs? not able to sell the beer anywhere else?

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't be knocking my rack. They're real and they're spectacular.

 

[paulthenurse]

Chris, what did I tell you yesterday? It's so painfully obvious that you haven't been laid since New Years Eve

 

[paulthenurse]

No Christopher, it wasn't pretty damned funny. (In response to you know who's text).

Do everyone a favor and go spend a quiet 30 seconds on Youporn. You'll be glad you did

You better hope she spits that kid out soon or your head might explode.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yes Christopher, I'm a dick. A great big throbbing one. Something her Imperial Leeann-ness wishes you were. Or had. Or both.

 

[paulthenurse]

You really should stop texting me. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How do you have 42 logs? not able to sell the beer anywhere else?

No... Just brought two more fermenters on line and have been brewing non-stop.

Trinity and Kinsale keep buying kegs, pretty much, half dozen at a whack and bottle sales take care of the rest. We have been closed for bottle sales fortwo weeks to save beer for this weekend.

The nice thing is BA buys all of the kegs for this weekend. So we get to walk in and hand them an invoice for 42 kegs... Which will help when we sign our new lease next week.

 

[yeager1977]

Same location or new location?

 

[bottlebomber]

You guys should have a brew day ON THE LOBSTAH!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Same location or new location?

Whatta ya mean?

 

[paulthenurse]

He's asking if you are digging a new bog or flooding the next field.

 

[yeager1977]

Moving the walls or moving the operation...???

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm not followin' you

 

[paulthenurse]

He's trying to see if you guys will be vacating your spot so that he can move in and open up his own, The Flogged Cat Brewery, specializing in Blueberry beer.

I can already imagine his advertising campaign.

Cue the famale voice... "Dammit Christopher, I thought I told you to take out the trash."

Male announcer's voice... "Flogged Cat Ale. As you drink more, her voice gets louder but you stop hearing it. And that's a very good thing."

And speaking of not following... I saw all the pictures you chuckle heads put up on FB and notable by their complete absence is the promised following of nekid bewbies. You PROMISED us nekid bewbies.

 

[paulthenurse]

And still no naked bewbies.


I'm spending the night in an ICU with my dad. He's had a rough day. I could have used a few pics of Bog Water groupies, the nurses here are hideously ugly.


Ok I thought about what I just said and the potential for BW groupies to be hot...

Thank you for not posting pics of The Women of the Bog. With or without clothing....

 

[paulthenurse]

So how did it go? Anybody get dysentery from drinking the Bog Water?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

what a great day fishing, caught about 30 cod and haddock keepers combined. another 40 or so too small. Baked fish on Friday night, fish chowder for dinner sat and Fried fish on Sunday. Still have a boatload in the freezer.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeager probably cares.

 

[the_bird]

Yeager just misses that fishy smell.

 

[paulthenurse]

He hasn't smelled it in years, Last time he got a whiff he was the equipment boy for the Smith College junior varsity wrestling team, the Carpet Munchers. They fired him after an entire load of dirty laundry went missing. Reminds me of the laundry scene from the movie Porkys

 

[paulthenurse]

I need to talk Alice into having a kid so we can name him Tuukka.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Campbell's gonna need to put some ice on that leg.

 

[paulthenurse]

Probably ought to put some on those great big balls of his that are dragging on the floor.

 

[day_trippr]

Most amazing thing I've seen in sports in awhile. That his leg was broken tripled the big balls factor.

Love the local sports wags comparing that level of commitment to baseball players...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Imagine an Italian soccer player...

So I ran into Yeager yesterday and he told me that his wife has started wearing a Bruins sweater with the number 30 on it.

I said "I guess you wont be going five hole anytime soon. "

"That's nothing new but does she have to taunt me with it?"