The "Dear" , "Sincerely" thread

[Newsman]

Dear Anal-retentive people in other departments...
GET THE FREAK OVER IT! Nobody's perfect. Deal with it. You don't like what I submitted, fix it you're own damn self!
Sincerely,
Annoyed BB Engineer just trying to do his damn job!

 

[biochemedic]

Dear azscoob,

I feel your pain

Sincerly,
crying again right now...

 

[Baja_Brewer]

Dear Las Vegas Airport,

$9 for a beer. Really. REALLY?

Sincerely,
Good thing nips clear airport security

 

[Pyg]

Dear Genny Cream Ale,

I have spent a lifetime telling people that "Genny Screamers" are a myth, so be kind.

Sincerely Guy battling the squirts!

 

[azscoob]

Dear insecure guy at the grocery store,

Yes, it's a tartan kilt, yes I wear them all the time, making skirt jokes won't change the fact that your wife has been cougar-stalking me throughout the store.... Try growing up and wear one, besides... your wife seems to like ogling a man in a kilt.

Sincerely,
Nothing is worn under my kilt, it's all in perfect working order.

 

[Zepth]

Dear @azscoob,
Good to find a fellow kilter. Well I rock the new fangled Utilikilt some non-centred pockets are handy! It's true that chicks dig guys in a kilt. Not sure if it's the look or the confidence. Anyways, I think we might have ourselves a new poll question in the making on kilt vs pants.
Sincerely,
Your brother in style.

PS - my first attempt using the "@" tag. Don't know if it's as easy as it seems.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Dear Kilt-wearers,
Post many photos.

Sincerely,
It's Not a Fetish. Yet.

 

[azscoob]

Dear @zepth

The @ works well!

More Pics here I think would be derailing the thread.

Sincerely,
Starting or reviving a kilted brewer thread with pics.
@SharonaZamboni Hope to see you there!

 

[Inkleg]

Dear fellow Kilters,

Wear it like you own it.

Sincerely,
It's olny a skirt if I'm in my size 12 pumps.

See y'all in the kilt picture thread. Bruce clan here.

 

[Weezy]

Dear fascist bully boys,

Give me more money.

You bastards.

Signed,
Neal.

 

[GilSwillBasementBrews]

Dear fascist bully boys,



Give me more money.



You bastards.



Signed,

Neal.

Dear Neal,

Beep beep beep. Oh wow heavy. Even the kettle hates me.

Sincerely,
The Young Ones.

 

[Beernik]

Dear food,

Grilling season had begun.

Sincerely,
Man

 

[biochemedic]

Dear Man,

Not quite yet where I live now.

Sincerely,
Man who still misses living in NC.

 

[max384]

Dear lazy me,

You have the day off today. Quite being lazy and wasting time on the internet. Instead, pick up the dog crap out of the yard and do the house chores you've been putting off.

Sincerely,

Non-lazy me

 

[max384]

Dear non-lazy me,

F*ck off.

Sincerely,

Lazy me

 

[DrunkleJon]

Dear Neck to Upper Back Muscle,
Relax! Stop hurting! Give me some peace. Why do you decide to tense up and stay that way for ever? I thought we had an agreement that you would stop this. Jerk.
Sincerely,
Ouch

 

[DrunkleJon]

Dear lazy me,

You have the day off today. Quite being lazy and wasting time on the internet. Instead, pick up the dog crap out of the yard and do the house chores you've been putting off.

Sincerely,

Non-lazy me

Dear non-lazy me,

F*ck off.

Sincerely,

Lazy me

Dear Lazy and Non-Lazy you,
F that, brew instead.
Sincerely,
I am sure you both can agree on that one

 

[max384]

Dear Lazy and Non-Lazy you,
F that, brew instead.
Sincerely,
I am sure you both can agree on that one

Dear I am sure you both can agree on that one

The only thing I managed to get done today was make my yeast starter. I'm not an animal!

Sincerely

The mes

 

[Psylocide]

Dear Neck to Upper Back Muscle,
Relax! Stop hurting! Give me some peace. Why do you decide to tense up and stay that way for ever? I thought we had an agreement that you would stop this. Jerk.
Sincerely,
Ouch

Dear Ouch,

Ice it.

Sincerely,

It'll work... it's my second favorite remedy. The other being herbal.

 

[cjokrap]

Dear Work,

Frack off.

Sincerely,

Its too nice outside to be stuck in an office

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

Dear Lazy Me,

Don't listen to Non-Lazy Me, that guy sounds like a d!ck.

Sincerely,
Wanting to be lazy.

 

[Pyg]

Dear people on facebook.

Stop posting condolences to her page. She is dead, She can not read them!

I think social media is just a way for you to be seen being sympathetic!

Sincerely,
Guy who thinks you are a DB hipster!

 

[TheCADJockey]

Dear @pyg,

I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.

Sincerely,
Einstein

 

[max384]

Dear @pyg

People show their emotions in different ways.

Just like flowers on a grave will never be seen by the recipient, nor will condolences be seen on their FB page. That doesn't mean we should stop ordering flowers, or showing our condolences through social media. It's often done as a method of obtaining closure, rather than trying to be seen by others as sympathetic.

Sincerely,

Someone who has said goodbye on somebody's Facebook page

 

[DrunkleJon]

Dear It'll work... it's my second favorite remedy. The other being herbal. (whew),
Tried it the other night, it did help.
Sincerely,
Thanks

 

[BrotherGrim]

Dear Everyone,
I am having breakfast at the Waffle House.

Sincerely,
Yup, I'm a Redneck

 

[Brewenstein]

Dear Redneck,

Waffle House rocks!

Sincerely,

Not a redneck but loves Waffle House.

 

[Zepth]

Dear mediocre batch,
I'm going to take you out of the keezer and let you sit for a while while Cascade. I would suggest you find yourself and get over this identity crisis. If not, I'm not sure I'll ever be able to enjoy your company.
Sincerely,
Giving you a second chance.

 

[Beernik]

Dear candy making companies,

Chocolate coins should be available if the form of silver denarii for Easter. They would be perfect with the chocolate crosses.

Sincerely,
Blasphemers everywhere

PS Happy Easter

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Dear Redneck:
Even us non-rednecks love the Waffle House! Make mine chopped, scattered, smothered & covered! I miss the Waffle House, Not a single one in the entire state of Montana.
Sincerely, a non-redneck.

 

[Colorowdy]

Dear wife,
You are awesome. Hiding beers with the Easter eggs and having me search for them was awesome. Thanks for making me feel like one of the kids.
Sincerely I couldn't have married a better woman.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Dear lower back,

F*** you.

Sincerely,
Over the counter pain meds don't cut it...

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Dear Qhrumphf:
I know the feeling all too well Been trying to heal up from spinal surgery myself. Muscle relaxers help a lot when combined with OTC pain meds. Maybe your Doc can hook you up.
Sincerely, Been there (still there).

 

[Newsman]

Dear Qhrumphf and GT: I know this probably isn't much help, but if you can get some Absorbine, Jr pain patches, they work marvelously for minor back aches, such as a pinched nerve or something.

Sincerely,
Just trying to help

 

[Qhrumphf]

Dear fellow back pain folks,

Eh I'm mostly good at this point. Same usual story. Twist awkwardly, pain sets in quickly, aches a bit till i go to bed, and then crawl out of bed in the AM since its so bad. And then it gets better over the next couple days. Could barely walk yesterday morning, then ice plus ibuprofen yesterday and just moving around and i was good for work this morning. Still a bit sore but should be fine by tomorrow.

Sincerely,
I hate getting old.

 

[slym2none]

Dear kilt-wearers,

How much of a "no-no" is it to wear underwear under the kilt? My father's side of the family is Scots in heritage, so I could wear one if I knew the correct tartan for my clan.

Sincerely,

No bush around this twig & these berries. (AKA, "The Brazilian")

 

[DrunkleJon]

Dear kilt-wearers,

How much of a "no-no" is it to wear underwear under the kilt? My father's side of the family is Scots in heritage, so I could wear one if I knew the correct tartan for my clan.

Sincerely,

No bush around this twig & these berries. (AKA, "The Brazilian")

Dear Brazilian bush,
No underwear. The women like it better that way. Plus it makes goimg to the bathroom easier. And they make some with modesty buttons to make them more shortslike.
Sincerely,
Mine is only a Utilikilt, but its damn comfortable

 

[slym2none]

Dear all women,

How do you NOT sit around and play with your ****s all day? If I had ****s, I'd never leave the house!

Sincerely,

The Wayyy Too Lonely Guy

 

[Qhrumphf]

Dear all women,

How do you NOT sit around and play with your ****s all day? If I had ****s, I'd never leave the house!

Sincerely,

The Wayyy Too Lonely Guy

Dear lonely guy,

My wife (and i would assume other women) ask the exact same thing about the wang.

Sincerely
I'm with you though

 

[Zepth]

Dear with you,
You mean you don't?
Sincerely,
I shouldn't have admitted that.

Dear internet,
It's called a joke. Get over it.
Sincerely,
Voice of reason.