The "Dear" , "Sincerely" thread

[Renegades_Brew]

Dear Beep beep beep beeeeeeep, gaah!,

Our upstairs neighbor who is deaf must have the exact same machine... And does laundry at 8-9pm and leaves it in the dryer all night. The dogs do not enjoy the sound coming through the ceiling... Nor do I...

Sincerely,
I have to be up for work at 4:30am... thanks for no sleep on laundry days.

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Dear Saturday Morning,
How about you give me a break and postpone your usual 5am wake up to, say, noon or so, so that I can experience a Friday night with my homebrew like most other homebrewers?
Sincerely,
WhyTF do I need to be to work so damn early

 

[Inkleg]

Dear Saturday Morning,
How about you give me a break and postpone your usual 5am wake up to, say, noon or so, so that I can experience a Friday night with my homebrew like most other homebrewers?
Sincerely,
WhyTF do I need to be to work so damn early

Dear Early to Work

Thanks for taking one for the team.

Sincerely,
Slept in till 6am


Dear Black Island Brewer

Today a LOT of hops will give their all in your Colorful Dreams DIPA that I'm brewing. I swapped Simcoe for Citra, as I have some that need to be used and think it will play well with the other hops.

Sincerely,
Thanks for the recipe
PM me an address and I'll sent a few bottles your way.

 

[jhoneycutt]

Dear Beep beep beep beeeeeeep, gaah!,

Our upstairs neighbor who is deaf must have the exact same machine... And does laundry at 8-9pm and leaves it in the dryer all night. The dogs do not enjoy the sound coming through the ceiling... Nor do I...

Sincerely,
I have to be up for work at 4:30am... thanks for no sleep on laundry days.

Dear beep beep,

Have you discussed this with deaf dryer?

Sincerely,
Don't miss my apartment days for the same reasons

 

[Beernik]

Dear body,

At some point you will have recovered from this stomach flu enough that I can drink again.

Sincerely,
Longing for some beer and Scotch

 

[Teromous]

Dear UPS Driver,

I am, in fact, at my house. Please stop leaving notices on my door, and knock or use the doorbell for once.

Sincerely,
A person who pays for express shipping for a reason.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Dear UPS Driver,

I am, in fact, at my house. Please stop leaving notices on my door, and knock or use the doorbell for once.

Sincerely,
A person who pays for express shipping for a reason.

Dear express shipping purchaser,

At least your driver leaves slips. I often have to find out about final delivery attempt from tracking.

Sincerely,
Hate it when something gets returned to sender with no notice it was ever here

 

[Zepth]

Dear unhappy with courier service,
I feel your pain. I had a guy leave the message with his office that "No such address" after driving past an 11 story tall tower. Guess it blended into the field beside it too well.
Sincerely,
Can't tolerate stupidity.

 

[Melana]

Dear winter,
Please warm up just enough for the pipe we can't find to thaw.
Sincerely,
Never to shut the heat off again.

 

[TXCrash]

Dear winter,
Please warm up just enough for the pipe we can't find to thaw, all over the living room.
Sincerely,
Never to shut the heat off again.

.

 

[Renegades_Brew]

Dear boredom at work,

Why do I end up doing crazy things like connecting my 32" HDTV to my work computer that takes over 30 mins to boot in the morning?

Sincerely,
I need to get a better computer to use this screen!

 

[jhoneycutt]

Dear Oregon ducks,
please politely decline any future invitations to the playoffs or NC game and let a better team take your spot. You won't be as embarrassed that way lol.

Sincerely,
my team plays better teams during the regular season to find out if they are good enough for post season play.

 

[Psylocide]

Dear People of the Internet,

This is a pallet:

I don't care how sophisticated you think yours is... it still cannot detect or identify 'off' flavors. Because it's a pallet.

Sincerely,

Me again

 

[TheCADJockey]

Dear People of the Internet,

This is a pallet:

I don't care how sophisticated you think yours is... it still cannot detect off flavors. Because it's a pallet.

Sincerely,

Me again

Dear Psylocide,

Ah wub joo.

Sincerely,
Ur lil caddy-poo

 

[Psylocide]

Dear Psylocide,

Ah wub joo.

Sincerely,
Ur lil caddy-poo

Dear Guy,

Don't quote me before I'm done with my Ninja edits, lol.

Sincerely,

Rax on, Rax off.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Dear Guy,

Don't quote me before I'm done with my Ninja edits, lol.

Sincerely,

Rax on, Rax off.

Dear Pal,

I'm not your guy, dude.

Sincerely,
Brosef

 

[KindofBlues71]

Dear Diarrhea During Work Conference Call,

Well played sir.

Sincerely,
Pants

 

[Newsman]

Dear other departments at work:
QUIT BEING SO DAMN PICKY AND JUST PASS MY JOB!

Sincerely,
Annoyed

 

[Psylocide]

Dear Me,

I know you're weirdly anal about some ****... but why this?





Seriously... why do they have to match? What does it even matter? Get a grip man... you can't keep just liking posts to make them match up, and restraining your likes until you get one on another post is kind of a ******** move.

Good God.

Sincerely,

Your's truly.

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Dear Me,

I know you're weirdly anal about some ****... but why this?


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Seriously... why do they have to match? What does it even matter? Get a grip man... you can't keep just liking posts to make them match up, and restraining your likes until you get one on another post is kind of a ******** move.

Good God.

Sincerely,

Your's truly.

Dear your's truly,
It's not just you. When my subscribed threads count hit 666, I got nervous.
Sincerely,
Not even a believer, just get numbers stuck in my head.

 

[Scele]

Dear your's truly,
It's not just you. When my subscribed threads count hit 666, I got nervous.
Sincerely,
Not even a believer, just get numbers stuck in my head.

Thank you for that.
6 + 6 + 6 = 18
6 + (6+6) = 18
(6+6)+6 = 18 (cumulative law of addition)

6 x 6 x 6 = 216
(6x6)x6 = 216
6 x (6x6) = 216 (multiplicative law)

6 / 6 / 6 = 0,1666666666667
6 / (6/6) = 6
(6/6)/6 = 0.16666666666667

6 - 6 - 6 = - 6
6 - (6-6) = 6
(6-6)-6 = - 6

 

[Qhrumphf]

Dear People of the Internet,

This is a pallet:

I don't care how sophisticated you think yours is... it still cannot detect or identify 'off' flavors. Because it's a pallet.

Sincerely,

Me again

Dear you again,

Some folks on here have such a bad palate that it might as well be a pallet.

Sincerely,
Truth bomb.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Dear idiot "driver" who yesterday morning decided to turn left without looking to the right before your turn:
Thanks for nearly hitting my truck, forcing me to lay on the horn, swerve into the other lane & swear a blue streak that would knock a sailor unconscious & is still fading from the air as I type. It's people like you who cause accidents & then say stupid things like "I didn't see you." That's because you didn't bother to look! It's also people like you who cause Montana to have the worst drivers in the USA.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/12/10/which-state-has-worst-drivers/20205339/
I'm trying to be positive & thankful that you DIDN'T actually hit me, but it's tough.
Sincerely, One heartbeat away from a coronary.

 

[Zepth]

Dear pallet haters,
Have you never heard of beer with a "pine" or "resin" taste to it?
Sincerely,
Sarcasm.

 

[biochemedic]

Dear pallet haters,
Have you never heard of beer with a "pine" or "resin" taste to it?
Sincerely,
Sarcasm.

Dear Sarcasm,

Why yes...yes I have. I've even tasted such beers and appreciated them with my palate.

Sincerely,
Literal

 

[Renegades_Brew]

Dear event,

I know your coordinator insisted that I be here to turn on the light switch and change a battery in a microphone. But in all honestly I wonder why you are unable to take care of this yourself after I've shown you plenty of times.

Sincerely,
Just cost the business 7 hours of overtime for your incompetence.

 

[TXCrash]

Dear event,

I know your coordinator insisted that I be here to turn on the light switch and change a battery in a microphone. But in all honestly I wonder why you are unable to take care of this yourself after I've shown you plenty of times.

Sincerely,
Just cost the business 7 hours of overtime for your incompetence.

Dear renegades,
Due to your recent misuse of overtime, we have now changed our policy and have determined you are in violation. A copy of this policy will be available late next year. Please bring yourself into immediate compliance.

Sincerely,
The company I work for

 

[Renegades_Brew]

Dear renegades,
Due to your recent misuse of overtime, we have now changed our policy and have determined you are in violation. A copy of this policy will be available late next year. Please bring yourself into immediate compliance.

Sincerely,
The company I work for

Dear Crash,

Sounds similar to what I went through last year. So I had to have weekly meetings with my boss to "justify" my overtime each week before taking it.

He understands that I am being requested for pointless reasons that people could handle on their own. But since I am being requested it is "justified".

Sincerely,
I hope these longer shifts don't get in the way of my freelance work.

 

[Melana]

Dear Karma,
I understood that my close call with frozen pipes was a warning shot for some misdeed that I had done. Heard that message loud and clear. Was it really necessary to fire another shot at me yesterday?
Sincerely,
Still shocked at the water bill (for the house I own but do not occupy) being 10X what the last one was.

Come on... a break is desperately needed here.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Dear lady who made my sandwich today,
Not that I am complaining, but you do realize the definition of a portion when it comes to putting lunch meat on a sandwich. I ordered a turkey club and got 1lb of turkey, 8 pieces of bacon and about 1/3 gallon each of mayo and mustard on it. I am looking at one of the 'slices of bacon and it is circular and about the thickness of my thumb. This is a work cafeteria, not a delicatessan, and when you cant get the paper to wrap all the way around the sandwich you obviously did something wrong.
Sincerely,
Fat and Full and there is still food left.