The crazy @$$ recipe thread

[Toga]

Ok my turn. Popeye would be proud :rockin:

1 pound of peat smoked malt (double crushed - to extract all the goodness)
6.5 pounds Vienna
9 pounds extra light DME.
5 lbs German Wheat
1/2 pound of C40L
1 lb. black patent
1 LB Flaked Oats
2lbs whole leaf spinach (15min)
5 lbs of key limes
1 oz of Simcoe at 60 min
.50 oz Sorachi Ace at 30 min
1oz citra at 15 min
.5 lbs lactose
20 mintue mosaicwhirlpool
3oz amarillo dry hop
One heaping tablespoon of Irish moss
WLP320 yeast
Habañero paste in secondary (compliment the key lime)
The soul of an innocent child and 50ml the tears of my enemies to prime.

ADD- 3 oz raspberry extract to the keg

Mash @ 156°

 

[slym2none]

Yeah, there should have been an ingredient limit, or time limit, on this... wow.

 

[NothingRhymesWithCurtiss]

1 pound of peat smoked malt (double crushed - to extract all the goodness)
6.5 pounds Vienna
9 pounds extra light DME.
5 lbs German Wheat
1/2 pound of C40L
1 lb. black patent
1 LB Flaked Oats
2lbs whole leaf spinach (15min)
5 lbs of key limes
1 oz of Simcoe at 60 min
.50 oz Sorachi Ace at 30 min
1oz citra at 15 min
.5 lbs lactose
20 mintue mosaicwhirlpool
3oz amarillo dry hop
One heaping tablespoon of Irish moss
WLP320 yeast
Habañero paste in secondary (compliment the key lime)
The soul of an innocent child and 50ml the tears of my enemies to prime.
3 oz raspberry extract to the keg

ADD - 10oz Jet Puffed Colored Mini Marshmallows (Orange, Strawberry, Lemon & Lime) with dry-hops

 

[fimpster]

OK, so who wants to name this monstrosity?

 

[Biscuits]

Just call it "Monstrosity"

 

[vwmasstransit]

1 pound of peat smoked malt (double crushed - to extract all the goodness)

6.5 pounds Vienna

9 pounds extra light DME.

5 lbs German Wheat

1/2 pound of C40L

1 lb. black patent

1 LB Flaked Oats

2lbs whole leaf spinach (15min)

5 lbs of key limes

1 oz of Simcoe at 60 min

.50 oz Sorachi Ace at 30 min

1oz citra at 15 min

.5 lbs lactose

20 mintue mosaicwhirlpool

3oz amarillo dry hop

One heaping tablespoon of Irish moss

WLP320 yeast

Habañero paste in secondary (compliment the key lime)

The soul of an innocent child and 50ml the tears of my enemies to prime.

3 oz raspberry extract to the keg



ADD - 10oz Jet Puffed Colored Mini Marshmallows (Orange, Strawberry, Lemon & Lime) with dry-hops

Yall forgot the 2 lbs honey malt from a few posts ago, and my name vote is : monstrasabeer!

 

[YeastMode]

Call it "Rolaids Hefe" because you are going to need a few after a pint of this abomanation.

 

[slym2none]

I don't think I'd take a shot of this concoction, at this point.

 

[hunter_le five]

I don't think I'd take a shot of this concoction, at this point.

Coward.

 

[slym2none]