The continuous movie quote thread

[SourHopHead]

Nick: [Nick meets Bob for the first time, after having surprised him while hiding in Bob's garage] That thing with the cabinets, it was terrific... Nick Pirandello, CIA. And you're Bob Wilson, right? You know, while I was looking around for something to work with - I hope you don't mind me using some of your stuff - anyway, I came across the letters you wrote to your wife before you were married. You're beautiful, Bob. Some of the sentiments blew me away. One question, though: what was that thing that she did in Santa Barbara... that you keep pleading with her to do again? Bet it felt pretty good, huh, Bob? ---Real Men

 

[wscott823]

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle" - Ajax - "The Warriors"

 

[HoppyDaze]

"You know, I came this close to buying this place, but then I found out that Hop-along Cassidy killed himself here."

"Who"

"Hop-along Cassidy. Bow and arrow. Very Weird."

"What, are you doped up now?"

"Hey, don't talk to me that way, @ssface. I don't work for you yet."

-Fletch F. Fletch

 

[HalfPint]

Since I work for you now, you can ask me if I'm on dope. But if you do, I get to ask you a question.

"You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy ****, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO."

-Jon Stewart

 

[GoldMiner]

Patrick Bateman:I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

 

[DeathBrewer]

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

I know so many people that hated that movie, but I liked it...although the ending was kind of lame. Perhaps I should read the book.

 

[mc_eric]

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?

Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

 

[yummybeer]

"it's what!?"

"it's classified. i could tell you but then i'd have to kill you."