The continuous movie quote thread

[Mirilis]

De Nomolos: Now, what is you're mission?
Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: First, we totally kill Bill and Ted!
Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: Yeah, then we take over their lives.
Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Then, we utterly destroy them.
Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: Then, at the Battle of the Bands, we give the speech they we gonna give, except totally different.

 

[Mirilis]

Ferris Bueller: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

 

[Mirilis]

Ferris Bueller: [W]e can't pick up Sloane in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of sh**.
Cameron Frye: Not a "piece of sh**."
Ferris Bueller: It is a piece of sh**. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of sh**. I have to envy yours.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Just flipped right to this part in Flesh for Frankenstein:

To know death, Otto, you have to **** life... in the gall bladder!

 

[Joos]

"A little mescal milk to get all primed up like,you know for a fun night of rape and ultra violence."

 

[Ryno]

Scientist Guy: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.

 

[Ceedubya]

"Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That s***'ll come back with you."

 

[Madman]

It is not hands that summon us. It is desire.

 

[Pronay]

Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone.

Verbal - Usual Suspects

 

[theguy]

Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

---Uncle Rico ----Napoleon Dynamite

 

[Ceedubya]

We're not going to leave a baby in the room. There's a f***ing tiger in the bathroom.

 

[Pronay]

"Do you know what Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Who?
Jack Burton! Me" - Big Trouble in Little China

 

[Ceedubya]

The Dude Abides

 

[IrregularPulse]

Stu: "She is wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring."
Alan: "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."


God I could just post the whole movie here but I won't

 

[Ceedubya]

God I could just post the whole movie here but I won't

"Whose baby is that?"
"Check its collar or something."

 

[Madman]

Yes, it's true, officer. This man has no dick.

 

[Ceedubya]

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

 

[Ceedubya]

Uh, attention. Attention We're looking for the chick with big ****s.
Yeah. We are ready to do you now.

 

[fastricky]

Two random faves:

- A man's gotta know his limitations - Dirty Harry

- Would you like to see my tits? / More than anything in this world - Random porno movie I once rented

 

[Kronin]

"Woah"

random of Keanu Reaves 100,000,000 lines saying this

 

[fastricky]

'Her nipples were brown and leathery, yet sensitive' - Gent Magazine circa 1979

 

[DeathBrewer]

"Woah"

random of Keanu Reaves 100,000,000 lines saying this

That was the one from Johnny Mnemonic, right?

...I thought so. Do you remember this one?

"Woah!"

 

[JebCkr]

Recognize this one?
It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

Ha, I was going to use that one. It's only from the greatest movie of all time, "Unforgiven."

 

[thataintchicken]

I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! I get my orders from a higher source.

 

[pbr_me_asap]

from the greatest comedy of all friggin time:

"How 'bout a Fresca?!?!"

 

[Ceedubya]

What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

 

[DeathBrewer]

I can eat fifty eggs.

 

[Ceedubya]

Well that oughta be easy for a genuine son of a bitch

 

[GAbrewer]

That was the one from Johnny Mnemonic, right?

...I thought so. Do you remember this one?

"Woah!"

Has to be The Matrix.

 

[HalfPint]

Has to be The Matrix.

Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.