the confession thread

[mmb]

And THAT Ladies and Gentleman is prima facie evidence of how all organized religeons are more farked up than the gobernment.

To be fair, saying his sect is "organized" is right up there with Miller's Tripple Hopped ads.

I enjoy irish creme on chipped ice as a night cap. I also will drink anything that comes in a tall boy format.

 

[SowegaBrews]

i can't live without coffee.

 

[DeathBrewer]

I confess that Kirk Cameron is nuts.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I enjoy irish creme on chipped ice as a night cap. I also will drink anything that comes in a tall boy format.

Yep, I've done that one too. I prefer High Life Tall Boy, but I haven't met a tall boy I've turned down. There is something about a can of that shape that just feels so right.

Out with delinquent friends... tallboy. Out with the classy crowd... tall boy (humor galore). It always works. Dress it up, dress it down, tall boys for all.

 

[springer]

I have seen my Sister in law naked and done other things ........

 

[Pappers_]

While in Tijuana, I enjoy a Clamato chaser . . .

 

[bad coffee]

Strohs, IC lite, Bud, Coors 24oz can for $1, it's all BEER, people. It's okay.



B

 

[arturo7]

I think a lot of Belgians suck.

(the beers, not the populace)

 

[GreenwoodRover]

I only drink Blatz when I'm fishing.

 

[SowegaBrews]

i just had a slew of friends over for a bushel of oysters and beers and i am excited and bummed that we finished that keg of pbr/pbr light i spoke of earlier. it was pretty nice to have a nice lagery beer on tap. yard work tomorrow just wont be the same.

i was impressed that we killed that keg. beer pong will do that i guess. at least i still have my homebews intact.

 

[Ceedubya]

I have seen my Sister in law naked and done other things ........

I confess I wish I had a sister in law

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

OK, you guys forced me into my confession.

It was me that designed the banana. I did it on my day off from burying dinosaur bones.

 

[Skins_Brew]

I think a lot of Belgians suck.

(the beers, not the populace)

I thought I was the only one who thought that...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I thought I was the only one who thought that...

It's considered polite to keep quiet about it....That, and the thing we all secretly do with sheep. We do ALL do that don't we?

 

[Cheeto]

My go to summertime beer is Miller High Life.


In Cans.


By the 30 pack.

+1 on the High Life

but I go for the tall boys, that way I don't have to stop as often to get a full can while doing yard work,

-Jason

 

[HVBrewtality]

i look down my nose at all of you.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's considered polite to keep quiet about it....That, and the thing we all secretly do with sheep. We do ALL do that don't we?

No. We ALL don't.






Some of us like goats.

PTN

 

[StoutFan]

Some of us like goats.

fainting goats........

 

[BierMuncher]

I don't eat red meat, chicken, or pork.

For your SWMBO's sake, I hope you like "the other" pink meat.

Confession: I fart a lot at work and use a little fan to blow it under the cube wall towards my neighbor who smacks his gum all day long. Soon as it hits him...I hear the gum get spit out into the garbage and I get 10 minutes of quiet.

 

[StoutFan]

For your SWMBO's sake, I hope you like "the other" pink meat.

Confession: I fart a lot at work and use a little fan to blow it under the cube wall towards my neighbor who smacks his gum all day long. Soon as it hits him...I hear the gum get spit out into the garbage and I get 10 minutes of quiet.

That....... is........... AWESOME!

 

[BlackDogBrewing]

I'm a bowhunter and think there's a place for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy, washed down with a homebew of course.

 

[BlackDogBrewing]

I'm an elemenary school teacher, I enjoy farting in my classroom because the kids never suspect the teacher, they always blame eachother.

 

[eschatz]

Every now and then I enjoy a bottle of champagne.

 

[eschatz]

I'm an elemenary school teacher, I enjoy farting in my classroom because the kids never suspect the teacher, they always blame eachother.

I teach middleschool music. They NEVER suspect me.

 

[socalamcor]

speaking of sis n laws four of my five sister inlaws have tried to get me in bed

 

[Fingers]

Certified color? What does that mean? Who is in charge of certifying color? Is there an Institute of the Presence of Pigment? Can you write the company and get proof that the color is actually certified instead of that yucky implied tint the competitors are trying to fob off on us? What are the conditions that need to be met in order to qualify for certification? Is it a shade thing or does it simply have to reflect some part of the light spectrum?

Really, I'd like to know if my recently purchased can of gross sh!t actually meets the standard it claims.

 

[StoutFan]

Certified color? What does that mean? Who is in charge of certifying color? Is there an Institute of the Presence of Pigment? Can you write the company and get proof that the color is actually certified instead of that yucky implied tint the competitors are trying to fob off on us? What are the conditions that need to be met in order to qualify for certification? Is it a shade thing or does it simply have to reflect some part of the light spectrum?

Really, I'd like to know if my recently purchased can of gross sh!t actually meets the standard it claims.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! What is the SRM of this sh!t? HAHAHA!!!!!!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

For your SWMBO's sake, I hope you like "the other" pink meat.

Confession: I fart a lot at work and use a little fan to blow it under the cube wall towards my neighbor who smacks his gum all day long. Soon as it hits him...I hear the gum get spit out into the garbage and I get 10 minutes of quiet.

You sir, are a frickin' genius! I'm going to use the same tactic.
Sunday night you should feast on brats with spicy mustard, onions & kraut; with a side of pickled eggs & some bean dip, wash it all down with a cream stout or six. You might get a full hour's worth of quiet at work. Or maybe a new desk.

 

[Ceedubya]

You sir, are a frickin' genius! I'm going to use the same tactic.
Sunday night you should feast on brats with spicy mustard, onions & kraut; with a side of pickled eggs & some bean dip, wash it all down with a cream stout or six. You might get a full hour's worth of quiet at work. Or maybe a new desk.

Or possibly even new underwear

speaking of sis n laws four of my five sister inlaws have tried to get me in bed

I really need to get a sister in law

I once gambled on a fart, and lost...... now that you know that you can't unknow it.

 

[Borisbbadd]

speaking of sis n laws four of my five sister inlaws have tried to get me in bed

I confess I want to know how many of them succeeded ???