The almost entirely ignored football trash talk thread

[Mongrel]

Yeah well, what the rest of the world calls football...

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqB54wPAjq4[/ame]

World Cup predictions?

 

[Homercidal]

A bunch of people will run around kicking a ball at each other, or away from each other, sometimes kicking each other, for like hours, rarely scoring, while thousands and thousands of crazy drunk fans scream at them, and each other, (and if they are lucky not attacking each other) until one team emerges victorious, whereupon all the other teams and their fans curse them, and their own fans revel in the win which is personally significant to them for an unknown reason.

 

[Mongrel]

A bunch of people will run around kicking a ball at each other, or away from each other, sometimes kicking each other, for like hours, rarely scoring, while thousands and thousands of crazy drunk fans scream at them, and each other, (and if they are lucky not attacking each other) until one team emerges victorious, whereupon all the other teams and their fans curse them, and their own fans revel in the win which is personally significant to them for an unknown reason.

And it will be beautiful, well unless a Colombian scores another own goal, then someone is getting shot.

 

[Mongrel]

OK, this is just an awesome ad, and it makes me wish I was in Amsterdam today.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsqqfJXZLhs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsqqfJXZLhs[/ame]

 

[Mongrel]

Argentina won today. It wasn't spectacular, but it's 3 points. Albiceleste!

Also, **** France!

This will all be over in a month.

 

[Mongrel]

At this point I'm only updating this to point out that you are all horrible Americans. Ignoring your moment of international glory is absolutely shameful.

 

[CastleHollow]

I think most of the celebrating is going on in that [Horribly Unpopular] chit chat thread.

 

[Mongrel]

I think most of the celebrating is going on in that [Horribly Unpopular] chit chat thread.

Oh, I'm sure, but that one is for sober peoples.

 

[Homercidal]

At this point I'm only updating this to point out that you are all horrible Americans. Ignoring your moment of international glory is absolutely shameful.

What's going on?? Did we win it?? I can't remember, is there a ring, or belt, or trophy for winning it?

 

[Mongrel]

What's going on?? Did we win it?? I can't remember, is there a ring, or belt, or trophy for winning it?

You'll never win it as long as you use this beautiful game as an excuse to buy minivans.