Thame of Groans

[S-Met]

I was going to ride my bicycle but I couldn't: too tired

Riding a bike in front of a bus makes you feel run down, but riding a bike behind a bus is guaranteed to make you exhausted.

 

[Kickass]

I think Confucius says it best: He who rides bike in front of bus feels tired, he who rides behind bus feels exhausted.

 

[grampamark]

He who isn't interested in working his legs to death to give his ass a ride says: "What. Me worry?"

 

[JohnSand]

No Bi-cycle humor please. It's insensitive.

 

[grampamark]

No Bi-cycle humor please. It's insensitive.

I thought the Alfred E. Neumann reference would make up for it.