SWMBO is on the warpath tonite...

[McCall St. Brewer]

Ithink I need to get druck.

 

[k1v1116]

the title peaks interest, we need more info than that.

 

[adrock]

the title peaks interest, we need more info than that.

+1 on prying into your personal life. Give us details: Is it that time of the month, did you kill her cat? What's the deal?

 

[user 574]

RUN!!!!!!!

:fro:

 

[findthefish]

Hurry and tell us before she kills you!

 

[Rezilynt]

Maybe we can get someone in Milwaukee to do a welfare check - looks like she's done kilt him!

 

[quixotic]

Ithink I need to get druck.

It sounds like you already are!:cross:

 

[BigKahuna]

I think it's in the air.

I actually got the "Maybe You'd like to sleep with your beer! It's all you ever talk about!" the other night.

She has a good point. It tastes better than she does, It looks better than she does, it smells better, takes less of my time, is never mean and nasty (Unless you drink it too soon after bottling) and actually costs less.


Oh..>Ya....Drinking.
Getting drunk always helps a pissed SWMBO Situation!
Just remember, She's going to be pissy no matter what...you might as well be happy.

 

[findthefish]

I think it's in the air.

I actually got the "Maybe You'd like to sleep with your beer! It's all you ever talk about!" the other night.

She has a good point. It tastes better than she does, It looks better than she does, it smells better, takes less of my time, is never mean and nasty (Unless you drink it too soon after bottling) and actually costs less.


Oh..>Ya....Drinking.
Getting drunk always helps a pissed SWMBO Situation!
Just remember, She's going to be pissy no matter what...you might as well be happy.

It never nags or wants to talk to you either.

 

[EdWort]

Is Aunt Flow visiting?

 

[Rezilynt]

It never nags or wants to talk to you either.

It usually always gives you good head

 

[JustDave]

It never nags or wants to talk to you either.

It never gets mad when you jokingly suggest a 3-way with her and her sister.

Wait, what?

 

[k1v1116]

it ages gracefully.
it doesn't get mad when you spend time with other beers.
it never complains about a yeast infection.

 

[user 574]

This just in:

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Obviously McCall has to adjust the date on his camcorder.

 

[Brew-Happy]

With beer, being pressured is a good thing

 

[Rezilynt]

it's ok if it spews on you

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

Mine is on the warpath too. I'm starving and dare not ask her to make me something and yet the crock pot won't be done for many more hours and she's dominating the stove.

I'm going for a motorcycle ride. Gonna pick up some greasy eats.

 

[Fingers]

I had to negotiate with mine so I could work on the house a little bit when I got home. She wanted me to take ANOTHER night off. She even asked me if I needed to do 'some beer stuff'.

Sorry guys.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Never in the field of forum posting, has a thread lasted so long, without informative content by so few.

 

[BigKahuna]

Is Aunt Flow visiting?

Nope!
She's just mean!

 

[Rezilynt]

Nope!
She's just mean!

She's not from Southwest Nebraska, is she?

 

[BigKahuna]

She's not from Southwest Nebraska, is she?

Pretty freeken close.

Central Eastern Colorado.

 

[Rezilynt]

Pretty freeken close.

Central Eastern Colorado.

Wow, you just described 98% of the women I knew in SW NE. Must be in the water

 

[eschatz]

Yeah, I think the Red Baron could be to blame. I used to work with a guy in a factory that told me that he wouldnt drink from the "red sea" but he would bath in it! It dosent get much creapier than that!!!!!

 

[Rezilynt]

Yeah, I think the Red Baron could be to blame. I used to work with a guy in a factory that told me that he wouldnt drink from the "red sea" but he would bath in it! It dosent get much creapier than that!!!!!

How about a new red VW bug with white doors and a white ballcap with N's on them? White wheels too

 

[BigKahuna]

It dosent get much creapier than that!!!!!

Man...that's nasty. Why in the hell would you even want to get that close to it?

 

[Rezilynt]

Man...that's nasty. Why in the hell would you even want to get that close to it?

He had to be one of those rabid Big red Nebraska fans - if it's red, they'll worship it. Hell, he'd probably initiate his son in it. - I might have went too far with that one

 

[McCall St. Brewer]

SWMBO seems to be doing better today. Perhaps she just needed to vent a bit (note: understatement of the year).

I think God really knew what he was doing when he gave us beer and televised sports.

 

[BigKahuna]

I think God really knew what he was doing when he gave us beer and televised sports.

He was trying to make amends for what he did to us when he created WOMAN.

 

[EdWort]

SWMBO seems to be doing better today. Perhaps she just needed to vent a bit (note: understatement of the year).

I think God really knew what he was doing when he gave us beer and televised sports.

Glad to see you are still alive and kicking today. :cross: