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[GilaMinumBeer]

USE IT! WTUDF?? (what the unfiltered dog f{}ck)

my post was merely asking why TF the others don't worship the were pig.

My brews that skipped the were-pig worship during the triple decoct lack a certain depth of flavor and seem to develop more esters and leg hair than my other brews.

See, I planned on a triple decoction and wanted to be sure to get a deeper presence, so I bought the warship and planned to wear the pig.

Seems I need new glasses too.

 

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Make sure they are the googly eye ones.

 

[cheezydemon3]

See, I planned on a triple decoction and wanted to be sure to get a deeper presence, so I bought the warship and planned to wear the pig.

Seems I need new glasses too.

Sorry if I seemed harsh, I just thought you were an old hand at this.

The war ship replica will be nice when it comes to adding the grains.

Make sure they are the googly eye ones.

^^^THIS!!!!!!!!!!

 

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I tend to read better when looking through bloodshot bouncy eye glasses. Makes me concentrate harder, which also gives me a headache so i have to drink more. Its a viscous circle. I need to lure a brew fairy over to rub my temples.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I tend to read better when looking through bloodshot bouncy eye glasses. Makes me concentrate harder, which also gives me a headache so i have to drink more. Its a viscous circle. I need to lure a brew fairy over to rub my temples.

You do brew beer?.......right?

i have a whole flock of them getting alll gushy everytime I brew.

I have thought of giving in rather than trying to keep them away from the brewpot. A batch of brewfairy juice might be a little funky (might even ferment with no help )

rubbing the temples is a pretty mundane request.

You probably aren't leaving a window open OR you don't have a battleship, so you can't see them even though they are there.

 

[Hang Glider]

my neighbor brewfairy kept getting all gushy with me, had to set him straight. I's straight. sorry she-dude.

but I digress. Rub your temples? How big are these holy palaces? A battleship full of brewfairies might not be enough, with or without windows. Mundane? not on this scale.








the cat meows...
were-pig skulks off into the forest...

 

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I require a lot of rubbing

Not brew, look whose talking crazy now

The brew fairies just polished my tinfoil hat, wheres my ducky we got were-pig to hunt.

 

[cheezydemon3]

my neighbor brewfairy kept getting all gushy with me, had to set him straight. I's straight. sorry she-dude.

but I digress. Rub your temples? How big are these holy palaces? A battleship full of brewfairies might not be enough, with or without windows. Mundane? not on this scale.








the cat meows...
were-pig skulks off into the forest...

Male brew fairies are so rare, I don't think they exist. Someone is effing with you.

..and "temple"S?????? How many do you need? 1 for the were-pig is all I need and SWMBO about crapped out a wolpertinger over that! 2 temples and I would have been divorced.

I require a lot of rubbing

Not brew, look whose talking crazy now

The brew fairies just polished my tinfoil hat, wheres my ducky we got were-pig to hunt.

Waaaay ahead of you!

Good man, meet you at the Taco Bell 3 doors down from Hogworts? Dammit out of the heavy duty foil. Spot me enough for a hat? I'll just have to polish it on the way.

 

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Oh great... now I'm all confused... have you seen my baseball?

 

[cheezydemon3]

The whole baseball thing is a myth (kinda like the battleship, but don't tell gila) neither is actually needed to brew, or to capture a were pig.

Old wives tale, kinda like not swimming just after eating.

Jamming the baseball up a were-pig's ass will do nothing but piss it the eff off.

 

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Well I was going to use the baseball like you would an apple for the were-pig roast but not now that I know where it's been.

I like my battleship, it doesn't change the flavor profile and its fun to sink it and then perform deep wort recovery operations for salvage and insurance payoffs.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Well I was going to use the baseball like you would an apple for the were-pig roast but not now that I know where it's been.

I like my battleship, it doesn't change the flavor profile and its fun to sink it and then perform deep wort recovery operations for salvage and insurance payoffs.

Ahhh dammit. I was gonna wait until I did that 4000 gallon batch and then get a battleship to just float around on with the brew fairies, but your "sink it and drink it" insurance scam sounds pretty damned fun!