Supercalifragilistic suckmealadocious

[cheezydemon3]

Making a new Lager that should make the world mine.

That, and the site needs a little more nonsencsical research.

 

[Joe13]

I think you should plan to use at least 10lbs of sugar and 4lbs of honey. This should allow you to brew a 40% ABV Natty Ice clone.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I think you should plan to use at least 10lbs of sugar and 4lbs of honey. This should allow you to brew a 40% ABV Natty Ice clone.

Nice smoke screen, but all you added was to sodomize the brew fairies.

On your bike son.

 

[Joe13]

Nice smoke screen, but all you added was to sodomize the brew fairies.

On your bike son.

Hey! I have 5 Mr. Beer brews under my belt. So listen to me when it comes to stuff like this. And the brew fairies had it coming....

 

[Penguinetti]

Brew fairies always had it coming. Wearing nothing but brewskirts... dressing like brew whores.



They're brewtastic.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Making a new Lager that should make the world mine.

That, and the site needs a little more nonsencsical research.

How exactly do you plan to get ahold of the essence of Julie Andrews?

Oh, wait. You said "suckmealidocious". My mistake. I suppose Marty Poppins is still alive. I don;t even want to know how you'll get his essence.

 

[mcwilcr]

I suggest sparging with the tears of 10,001 molested brew fairies. This should give you a nice bitter sweet finish.

 

[Penguinetti]

I suggest sparging with the tears of 10,001 molested brew fairies. This should give you a nice bitter sweet finish.

Don't forget to dry-hop. Quite the finish.

 

[cheezydemon3]

How exactly do you plan to get ahold of the essence of Julie Andrews?

Oh, wait. You said "suckmealidocious". My mistake. I suppose Marty Poppins is still alive. I don;t even want to know how you'll get his essence.

Marty poppins?????????? I just go get him in my freaking DELORIAN/time machine.

 

[Joe13]

Marty poppins?????????? I just go get him in my freaking DELORIAN/time machine.

 

[Penguinetti]

Oh good, we don't have to car pool now.

 

[ktblunden]

Judging by the poll results nobody is that into hops here. Judging by the "pole" results we really like brew fairies.

 

[static]

I vote for fairies but I'm a little disappointed that there isn't a "while on my unicorn" option.

 

[Joe13]

Judging by the poll results nobody is that into hops here. Judging by the "pole" results we really like brew fairies.

I love hops, but the brew fairies will make it the all-around winner IMO.

 

[Penguinetti]

Some of us don't have unicorns...



... we have Narwhals.

 

[Revvy]

Don't go dissing the beer fairies, else you'll be doomed to be visited by "Evil Beer Gnomes" and they are mean bastards. They're pee in your beer and turn it to malt vinegar.

And ugly too....

You'll need to cultivate the beer fairies to protect your stuff. Not dissing them...You do that by leaving a bottle capful of wort for them, as tribute. (They like sweet stuff.) You do that and they will keep the beergnomes at bay.

 

[Joe13]

With photographic proof like that, Its no wonder people want them in a sexual manner. Also..... nice.

 

[landshark]

Everyone uses Hops, Only select few beers use brew fairies.

 

[Penguinetti]

Yes please...

 

[static]

Unicorns are an essential part of good beer.

Brew fairies dust the hops for that extra bit of goodness.

 

[cheezydemon3]

The ONLY part of the unicorn needed is the horn. WHY TF do you want to mess with the useless horse attached to that exquisite mash paddle?

I carry a surface to surface missile at all times hoping to see a unicorn.

It makes quite a mess, but since the horn is indestructible, it just needs to have all the burnt guts wiped off of it and voila! Like new!!

I thought it went without saying that a world conquering brew would be made with a unicorn horn, therefore, NOT ON THE EFFING POLL.

 

[mcwilcr]

The ONLY part of the unicorn needed is the horn. WHY TF do you want to mess with the useless horse attached to that exquisite mash paddle?

Here we go again, another one of those 'I don't use it so no one should' statements.

Personally I make great beers using a couple teaspoons of crushed unicorn hooves to balance out the mash ph.

 

[Joe13]

The ONLY part of the unicorn needed is the horn. WHY TF do you want to mess with the useless horse attached to that exquisite mash paddle?

I carry a surface to surface missile at all times hoping to see a unicorn.

It makes quite a mess, but since the horn is indestructible, it just needs to have all the burnt guts wiped off of it and voila! Like new!!

I thought it went without saying that a world conquering brew would be made with a unicorn horn, therefore, NOT ON THE EFFING POLL.

Obviously. Now back to important stuff.


What flavor are you going to dry hop and age it over?

Will this be a Ale or Lager?

Stout, IPA, bud lite, stella???

How long will you age it? what ABV are you going for?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Personally if you cant use exclusively ingredients found within 3 blocks of my apartment its not worth it. I've swapped out unicorn hoove for black squirell claw and a slice of suho meso for smokiness...

 

[Penguinetti]

3 blocks, eh?


In that case, I'd have to use heroine that was cooked for too long, hooker spit (complete with ghonosyphaherpalitis), and bear droppings.

You know, to put hair on your chest.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Obviously. Now back to important stuff.


What flavor are you going to dry hop and age it over?

Will this be a Ale or Lager?

Stout, IPA, bud lite, stella???

How long will you age it? what ABV are you going for?

Dammit you caught me. It will be stella...............


WHY THE EFFF WOULD I MAKE STELLA WHEN I OBVIOUSLY HAVE FRESH DOG,CAT,FAIRY,HOPS, AND.......POSSIBLY......SOME GRAIN!!!!

It will be a dry hopped lager...


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Didn't see that coming, did ya??

 

[static]

Live unicorn attracts more fairies and you can train it to stir the mash. Clearly you are not utilizing your unicorn properly.

So is the cat going in the mash or the dog?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Live unicorn attracts more fairies and you can train it to stir the mash. Clearly you are not utilizing your unicorn properly.

So is the cat going in the mash or the dog?

I can always get another unicorn, but most of them drink more beer than I do and rape my cats.

I am not mashing a live cat or dog, what kind of sicko are you?

Sounds like cats in the front and back end, dogs just in the rear.....from the 2 people that could see beyond the brew fairy puntang and actually voted seriously.

 

[JLem]

Don't go dissing the beer fairies, else you'll be doomed to be visited by "Evil Beer Gnomes" and they are mean bastards. They're pee in your beer and turn it to malt vinegar.

And ugly too....

You'll need to cultivate the beer fairies to protect your stuff. Not dissing them...You do that by leaving a bottle capful of wort for them, as tribute. (They like sweet stuff.) You do that and they will keep the beergnomes at bay.

But don't forget also that the beer gnomes help keep bears out of your fermenter. So, it's really a delicate ecosystem we're dealing with. You need enough brew fairies to keep the gnomes at bay, but not so many that you don't have any beer gnomes roaming around. Otherwise you'll end up with an overabundance of bear in your fermenter.

 

[static]

I am not mashing a live cat or dog, what kind of sicko are you?

I was asking if the cat was going in the mash or if the cat was going in the dog. and i didn't say live ones. What kind of sicko are you????

So, it's really a delicate ecosystem we're dealing with. You need enough brew fairies to keep the gnomes at bay, but not so many that you don't have any beer gnomes roaming around.

So fairies beats gnome, gnome beats bear, bear beats fermentor, spock beats unicorn.... got it.