cheezydemon3
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Making a new Lager that should make the world mine.
That, and the site needs a little more nonsencsical research.
That, and the site needs a little more nonsencsical research.
I think you should plan to use at least 10lbs of sugar and 4lbs of honey. This should allow you to brew a 40% ABV Natty Ice clone.
Nice smoke screen, but all you added was to sodomize the brew fairies.
On your bike son.
Making a new Lager that should make the world mine.
That, and the site needs a little more nonsencsical research.
I suggest sparging with the tears of 10,001 molested brew fairies. This should give you a nice bitter sweet finish.
How exactly do you plan to get ahold of the essence of Julie Andrews?
Oh, wait. You said "suckmealidocious". My mistake. I suppose Marty Poppins is still alive. I don;t even want to know how you'll get his essence.
Marty poppins?????????? I just go get him in my freaking DELORIAN/time machine.
Judging by the poll results nobody is that into hops here. Judging by the "pole" results we really like brew fairies.
cheezydemon3 said:The ONLY part of the unicorn needed is the horn. WHY TF do you want to mess with the useless horse attached to that exquisite mash paddle?
The ONLY part of the unicorn needed is the horn. WHY TF do you want to mess with the useless horse attached to that exquisite mash paddle?
I carry a surface to surface missile at all times hoping to see a unicorn.
It makes quite a mess, but since the horn is indestructible, it just needs to have all the burnt guts wiped off of it and voila! Like new!!
I thought it went without saying that a world conquering brew would be made with a unicorn horn, therefore, NOT ON THE EFFING POLL.
Obviously. Now back to important stuff.
What flavor are you going to dry hop and age it over?
Will this be a Ale or Lager?
Stout, IPA, bud lite, stella???
How long will you age it? what ABV are you going for?
Live unicorn attracts more fairies and you can train it to stir the mash. Clearly you are not utilizing your unicorn properly.
So is the cat going in the mash or the dog?
Revvy said:Don't go dissing the beer fairies, else you'll be doomed to be visited by "Evil Beer Gnomes" and they are mean bastards. They're pee in your beer and turn it to malt vinegar.
And ugly too....
You'll need to cultivate the beer fairies to protect your stuff. Not dissing them...You do that by leaving a bottle capful of wort for them, as tribute. (They like sweet stuff.) You do that and they will keep the beergnomes at bay.
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I am not mashing a live cat or dog, what kind of sicko are you?
So, it's really a delicate ecosystem we're dealing with. You need enough brew fairies to keep the gnomes at bay, but not so many that you don't have any beer gnomes roaming around.