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I watch Scrubs, House, Dexter, and pretty much anything on the Discovery channels. I'm always fairly amazed at the level of pomposity that is displayed by the crowd that "doesn't even own a TV".

Do you really think that people are less intelligent because they watch reality TV, or is it more likely that you're unfairly acting superior because you don't? Are the TV watchers allowed to look down on the video gamers? Can the gamers ridicule the trekkies? Can the trekkies do the same for the comic book nerds?

Sure, there's always going to be something that one group has that will make them feel superior to another, that's just human. But, for ****s sake, make it something worth feeling superior about!

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It has nothing to do with them watching it, they can watch it all they want. It's when celebrities are the only thing they think about and it consumes their minds. Enjoy your shows, play your video games...however you want to relax that is fine. It's when you don't even have your own personality because you are so wrapped up in these other peoples lives that I lose interest in you.

BTW, don't you clink your mug at me you damn TV watcher...I would never even dream of having a beer with someone who has a TV in their home
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The problem arises when people try to force their interests down my throat. If I've told you (multiple times, even) in the past that I don't watch [insert name of show/game/etc., here], and you continue to try to talk to me about the happenings on that show/game/etc., I have a right to think that you don't listen and/or don't care about what I think and are just looking for an excuse to relive the show/game/etc. in your own mind. Why should I be subject to that, when we could move on to another, mutually interesting, topic of conversation? Or, ya know, there's always work to
be done.

NOTE: I'm not responding to anyone in particular with my use of "you." It is a non-particular "you." I really mostly mean my coworkers.
 
I watch plenty of stupid TV to unwind at the end of the night, but I gravitate towards things like Cops or "World's Most Retarded Criminals Being Attacked By Pets Caught On Camera 2". Remember that video of the kid doing the kegstand who fell on his face from a few months back? Stuff like that.

Can't watch competition-type reality shows other that Top Chef and I've recently REALLY been into Last Restaurant Standing on BBC. The drivel that's all over the networks? **** that ****, it's disgusting.

Oh, and I also tend to flip between things like Cops and Bloomberg TV, so no cracks about my damn intelligence for watching crap-TV!
 
Oh, and I also tend to flip between things like Cops and Bloomberg TV, so no cracks about my damn intelligence for watching crap-TV!

Bloomberg? Don't you know that stuff will seriously rot your brain? I mean, ruining a perfectly good program like cops with Bloomberg TV. What are you, too good to watch a midget with no shirt on, get pulled down from a lamp post? What's wrong with you? :D
 
You just described my wife. The only things she watches are Gray's Anatomy, John and Kate Plus 8, and any reality show. That Brett Michaels one, the Bachelor, Run's House, The Hills.. you name it, odds are that she watches it.

Drives me freaking crazy. I can't stand those crappy shows.

I have people at work repeatedly ask me "Did you see the race over the weekend?". Everytime I tell them the same thing - "No, I prefer not to watch people drive cars around in circles for 3 hours", but they keep asking.

My wife is another die hard reality TV junkie. Luckily I don't get any of it at work. The only time I've been asked if I say a TV show was "did you see the debates?" or "did you see the speech?". If someone mentions a reality TV show its usually a rant similar to this one.

Craig
 
I just can't stand it because SO much of this "celebrity culture" eats up peoples' minds and time. I don't have enough hours in the day that I am willing to waste any of it on something that exists only to provide some sort of voyeuristic amusement based on others' suffering/stupidity/emotional trauma.

You and me both. I don't understand the celebrity culture at all. I could not possibly care less about it. But at the same time, I am a baseball nut, I watch hundreds of baseball games a year. I am sure there are a lot of people out there that would see that as a huge waste of time. I could tell you the 25 man rosters of every team in the division but not tell you much about who is in congress...point being, different strokes for different folks. If you are around the water cooler and someone is trying to make small talk with you, it i just small talk, they are not trying to be dicks.
 
"No... I don't care about American Idol. I can't BELIEVE you'd watch drivel like that. Jeez. Oh, but did you see who's been discovered to be a Cylon last week on Battlestar Galactica!?!?!?"
 
When people talk to you about the bachelor or american idol or top model or whatever other horrible ****ed-up mind-numbing trash they are watching, just give them a blank look with a little worry.

Look at them like they're talking about some weird alien planet and don't say a word. When they demand an answer from you (some won't, others do) just continue that look, a little more stressed, and reply "that sounds absolutely terrible. why do you put yourself through it?"

Most people won't talk to you about it again. Most won't even talk to you about it if you just give them the blank look. You shouldn't have to fake the blank look, either. It should come perfectly natural when people are talking about this crap.
 
"No... I don't care about American Idol. I can't BELIEVE you'd watch drivel like that. Jeez. Oh, but did you see who's been discovered to be a Cylon last week on Battlestar Galactica!?!?!?"

Don't even START about that ****. the_Wife's been obsessed with that show lately, she's downloaded all the episodes and is trying to cram them in before the final episode airs in a couple weeks. Not happy, am I.
 
LOL...you guys do realize that your co-workers are just trying to be social, right?
 
Whenever I'm asked about reality TV show, I like to share a favorite quote of mine....

Great minds talk about ideas
Mediocre minds talk about events
Small minds talk about people....

So... I'm sorry.. which person were we talking about here?

I wish I knew who said it originally. I think it was a First Lady...


My thing is, I truly love discussing and learning about ideas and concepts and such. I will talk about brewing, cooking, pets, baseball (playing it, or statistics, not watching it), philosophy, car repair, home repair, driving skills, motorcycles, flower arranging, airplanes, the war in Iraq, tax policy, chess, drugs, the constitution, geology, literature, body building, cookware, softball, fencing, chemistry, astrophysics (I listen more than I talk on that one), etc. There's hardly any topic that I would pass up an opportunity to learn about it from an educated person in the field. I just don't talk ever about people and hardly ever wish to talk about events. It's stupid and mostly pointless. And it's rare that you find someone who wishes to discuss ideas... I find that troublesome and disappointing. I'd love to open a bar that catered to intellectual people... instead of having TV's showing basketball games, you show one hour specials with Steven Hawking, the animal planet, and interviews with Gandhi and Mother Theresa ans stuff like that...

You folks pointing out that these people are just trying to be friendly/social do have a point. However, when I am forced to make inane chit chat, I try to leave the other person/people with something that may be of benefit to them. They ask if I watched xxxxx tv show. I say no, "I did xxxxx instead". They tell me some useless tidbit about their show and then I tell them something like... "I made teriyaki salmon. And I learned that if you use a wok and start cooking it skin-side down, you can get an awesomely crispy texture to the salmon and the thin layer of fat on the fish renders down, frying the skin from both sides... it's awesome!" Or... "I saw the local booze shop had honey flavored 42 below vodka on sale for $10 so I bought a bottle and experimented. It doesn't go well in most common drinks, but man oh man, I think you could make an amazing hard fruity iced tea out of this stuff and I also managed a pretty tasty Honeynut Cheerios shot with Frangelico, Bailey's, and the honey vodka...."

If I didn't do anything interesting the previous day or so, then I usually fall back on a tip or two that most people find useful.. like instead of buying grenadine for your bar, use pomegranate schnapps instead... it costs less, gives an extra alcohol kick, and is naturally, rather than artificially flavored, so your drinks all taste better. Another thing I will often recite is the virtues of cast iron cookware. IMHO, it beats talking about American Idol any day...
 
You just described my wife. The only things she watches are Gray's Anatomy, John and Kate Plus 8, and any reality show. That Brett Michaels one, the Bachelor, Run's House, The Hills.. you name it, odds are that she watches it.

Drives me freaking crazy. I can't stand those crappy shows.

I have people at work repeatedly ask me "Did you see the race over the weekend?". Everytime I tell them the same thing - "No, I prefer not to watch people drive cars around in circles for 3 hours", but they keep asking.


Think positive at least your wife doesn't watch the biggest loser. I can't wrap my head around how they can turn 20 minutes of footage into 2 hours of TV. I timed it once it took 48 minutes to weigh 6 people. If your scale worked like that at home a brew day would take 48 hours:drunk:
 
I'd love to open a bar that catered to intellectual people... instead of having TV's showing basketball games, you show one hour specials with Steven Hawking, the animal planet, and interviews with Gandhi and Mother Theresa ans stuff like that...

Have you seen the type of show on animal planet recently? Seems to be atleast half movies and sitcom type shows where the main character is an animal. ugh!

As for talking about people, maybe thats why I can never remember a person's name. Including most of the important politicians. I just don't think about people. :)
Yea, that's it :D

Craig
 
The cartoons aren't even good anymore. Family Guy is only funny for about 2 minutes of a 22 minutes episode, Simpsons sucks (they even changed their intro now...lame), American Dad! is getting boring, etc. South Park is the only one that is consistently awesome, and they still miss a beat everyone now and then.

There were only a few tv shows ever worth watching in their entirety:
The Shield (seriously ****ing awesome)
The Sopranos (great show, but had it's ups and downs)
Firefly (the best season of TV ever made)
Futurama (that's right...they will always rock. Good thing they still make movies)

I'm currently working on Burn Notice, which is a pretty good show. It's getting a little repetitive, tho. I still watch the cartoons, but that's about it. If I'm REALLY bored i watch heroes (don't ask me why, I think it's awful) and I've started on dollhouse, but that's only because of Eliza Dushku's fine ass. The first two episodes sucked, tho, so I don't know how much more I can take.
 
We can trace the very beginning of the whole "celebrity obsession" craze, the beginning of television's demise and, for that matter, the downfall of America's intelligence as a whole, to this date: September 14, 1981
 
Not sure what we are talking about here, but did anyone see the finale of the Bachelor last night? OMFG, this dude found true love on a reality show and picked the girl in the purple dress to be his soulmate. How romantic is that? That dress sure did complement her eyes. I was like so suprised when the chick that dissed him last season came back begging for him, like where does she get off ruining his life, I about LOL'ed. And what about that girl that he didn't pick, she wasn't his type but I'll like totally bet she is the next Bachelorrette. And she is like not fine in the same way, but that girl will like make some guy really happy I think.
 
LOL...you guys do realize that your co-workers are just trying to be social, right?

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"...demented and sad, but social." ;)

Logged out of my email (which automatically kicks over to the Yahoo site) and despite what's happening in the world, what pops up as the featured story? The ****ing Bachelor. :mad:

Can't ****ing stand "reality" TV.
 
There were only a few tv shows ever worth watching in their entirety:
The Shield (seriously ****ing awesome)
The Sopranos (great show, but had it's ups and downs)
Firefly (the best season of TV ever made)
Futurama (that's right...they will always rock. Good thing they still make movies)

Whoa now, let's not forget Arrested Development.
 
LOL...you guys do realize that your co-workers are just trying to be social, right?

I get that, but to me, it's the same as them trying to gossip with me about the woman 4 cubes down. I have no interest. If they were telling me about their weekend and something cool they did, right on. But they're not. They are basically talking about fake people (meaning, people they do not actually know), and it consumes them. They don't know these people, yet they invest so much time and energy (in between the actual watching of the show and then the inevitable discussion the next day).

I don't mind co-workers being social (I WANT to like the people I work with!), but I'm left knowing nothing about them, other than that they like emotional drama, because they don't discuss anything real.

+1 Arrested Development
 
I might watch TV again if somebody could come up with something as good as my three favorite shows: The West Wing, NYPD Blue and Homicide: Life on the Street.

Until then, I will continue to ignore my TV unless it's a sport I enjoy or a documentary that grabs my interest.
 
I don't look down on anybody who soaks up the drivel that's on TV. Well, maybe a little. :p Seriously, how can one find entertainment in mascara-laden Bret Michaels trying to find a ho-bag wife/girlfriend. Please.

How long can this guy make a living singing "Every Rose Has It's Thorn"?

Honestly!
 
We should hang out!

We have an anti Superbowl party every year. It's my wife and I and another couple. We drink and play board games/hang out with the game on mute in the background, and pause to watch the commercials or as this year, recorded the game, played wii and then I watched the commercials fast forwarding through the game a couple days later.


Although i do like watching X Games and Winter X
Those were the sports I was into in hgihschool along with soccer. Just never cared for the typical baseball, Basketball, or football.

Awesome. :rockin:

I don't do well with crowds (agoraphobia) so I can't bring myself to go see movies in the theater anymore. There's only a few days a year (Superbowl Sunday, Christmas, Thanksgiving) where the theaters are empty enough for me to be comfortable.

As for the "Your coworkers are just trying to be social," comment, I disagree. I don't care if you enjoy TV, model rocketry, civil war reenactment, stamp collecting, cat outfitting, etc... but if you try to talk to me about it, and I politely tell you that it's something I'm not interested in whatsoever, don't keep trying. I don't care about your hobby. The first few times, I'll politely let you know that I'm not interested. After that, the gloves come off and I let my inner a**hole emerge. Trust me, I will let you know what I really think about whatever stupid crap you're trying to ear-rape me with.
 
There were only a few tv shows ever worth watching in their entirety:
The Shield (seriously ****ing awesome)
The Sopranos (great show, but had it's ups and downs)
Firefly (the best season of TV ever made)
Futurama (that's right...they will always rock. Good thing they still make movies)

I've never seen The Shield, but I did like the few episodes of The Sopranos that I saw. At some point I'll have to start buying the seasons on DVD.

Firefly was, and still is, the shiznit. Every so often I offer up a short prayer to Isaac Asimov, William Gibson, Roger Zelazny, George Lucas, Joss Whedon, and the other Gods of sci-fi that the Sci-fi Channel will be able to resurrect the series.

All 4 seasons of Futurama were awesome, as are the three movies. Sad thing is, after 2 more movies, the show is over. Hopefully Cartoon Network will be able to make more episodes... I hate how Fox seems to kill the few TV shows I enjoy. :mad:
 
I used to think American Idol was completely inane and refused to watch it. When my wife was pregnant we wound up watching a lot of tv and she got me hooked on it. I don't get off on the drama of the contestants . . but what I find absolutely fascinating about the show is that you get to watch the inner workings of several wildly successful entertainment professionals as they try to identify and coach prospective entertainment superstars purely with an eye for commercial success. It's a world that's pretty alien to me, so it's a trip to see their minds at work. It's also neat because the judges have very different backgrounds and skill sets.

Randy Jackson - former bass player with Santana, Jean-Luc Ponty, Jerry Garcia and Journey,etc.; grammy award winning producer of a bazillion albums - he's a professional musician and producer and has a recording studio engineer's ear.

Paula Abdul - idiot, but she was a real life arena pop star and provides the perspective of someone who has made being a superstar a profession - and was successful at it for quite a while.

Simon Cowell - British A&R guy, tv producer, built up a few record labels to make them very successful. Instead of displaying Randy's studio honed ear, he mostly seems to work on evaluating the commercial viability of a candidate's overall sound and appearance.

The actual performances are somewhat entertaining . . but the real value is getting to watch true professionals at work.

Of course no one wants to talk about that part of it . . .
 

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