Stupid Quotes by your Stupid Boss (or co-worker)

[g-love]

"I want you to stay late so I can mentor you"

I can't even begin to describe the rage I am still feeling just typing that one out.

Sounds like the beginning of some good adult theater.... Just sayin'

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

"Of course sick leave is an employee benifit. But, it's not like you are entitled to it."

True story as I was made to sign a notice of sick leave abuse stating I had used 48 hours in a 6 month time span (despite having an additional 80+ hours of accrued sick leave).

 

[Rubes]

In the military it seems like every senior NCO says "behoove". For example,

"It would behoove you to clean your weapon"
"It would behoove you to police up this garbage"

"Police up" is another stupid saying. They must teach this **** on their Sergeant's course.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

The guy in the cubicle next to me seems like a goodly sort, but every day he is here he eats an apple as if he is eating jello with a straw. It's really making it difficult for me to like him.

 

[Randar]

Had a boss who wrote in an e-mail to a customer: "It's a loose-louse situation"

Spell-check doesn't prevent stupidity.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

If one has unkempt curly hair, and a gnit falls on their shoulder, I would say they have a loose-louse situation...