Stupid Joke Thread!

[balrog]

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I thought he was Rough Diamond until his act was polished.

 

[balrog]

 

[hilljack13]

I can relate...

Brew on

Same...I am my only fan....wait, that didn't come out right...neither did that!

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Most people recognize the name Karl Marx, but few realize he had a sister named Onya.


She was an Olympic runner, and she is mentioned at the start of every race.

 

[Broothru]

You're just being a brat

Never sausage a thing.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

The older I get, the more I regret all the people l've lost over the years.

Maybe being a trail guide wasn't such a great idea after all.

 

[AkTom]

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar???


A moo-cician.

 

[balrog]

 

[balrog]

The answer is 1.5.
What is the question?

When introducing himself, how many times will James Bond say his own name?

 

[An Ankoù]

Most people recognize the name Karl Marx, but few realize he had a sister named Onya.


She was an Olympic runner, and she is mentioned at the start of every race.

Puts me in mind of the Capone twins: Al brought in the bread and Mars looked after the cheese.

 

[balrog]

I like to put whiskey in my dessert.
Most folks are skeptical.
But the proof is in the pudding.

 

[balrog]

 

[Jonakr]

I like to put whiskey in my dessert.
Most folks are skeptical.
But the proof is in the pudding.

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/the-proof-is-in-the-pudding/#

The proof of the pudding is in the eating. We as a species are truly… no words.

 

[BongoYodeler]

 

[Kee]

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Fun fact: I once had a summer job in a toilet seat "factory" (we called it the seat plant, part of a larger sawmill operation.)

 

[BongoYodeler]

 

[day_trippr]

 

[BongoYodeler]

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Gray is a Color
Grey is a Colour

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Quay is a harbour
Key is something that opens locks

 

[homebeerbrewer]

My boss threatened to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

 

[balrog]

 

[Sailingeric]

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[balrog]

Dark, but it made me chuckle.

How many dead bodies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well it isn’t 3, because my basement is still dark.

[edit: yeah, "dark humor". Get it?]

 

[balrog]

 

[balrog]