Stupid internet game

[alemonkey]

I got this off another forum I frequent:

Here's the plan - each post contains first an answer, and then a question. The question goes with the answer of the previous post. Obviously, the stupider the better. I'll start off the first two posts:

A: I had an ingrown toenail.








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[alemonkey]

Q: Why did you drink so much?

A: Stinky Cheese.

 

[todd_k]

Q: Why did you drink so much?

A: Stinky Cheese.

Q: What is Favre's new nickname?


A: 2 scoops of raisins

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Q: What made Michael Jackson so odd?

A: Paris Hilton, Tommy Lee, Meryl Streep.

 

[Cheesefood]

Q: What made Michael Jackson so odd?

A: Paris Hilton, Tommy Lee, Meryl Streep.

Q: Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

A: A tube of chapstick and a 2x4

 

[MrSaLTy]

Q: What made Angalina Jolie's lips so big?

A: beer farts.

 

[cha ngo]

Q: What made Angalina Jolie's lips so big?

A: beer farts.

Q: Why can't I use pinto beans as an adjunct?

A: Insurmountable odds.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Q: Why Paris Hilton, Tommy Lee and Meryl streep have never been in Cheesefood's kitchen.

A: The circumference of Roseanne Barr's a$$.

 

[The Happy Mug]

Q: For what measurement did mathameticians create the number googleplex?

A: It's all Walker's fault.

 

[Walker]

Q: For what measurement did mathameticians create the number googleplex?

A: It's all Walker's fault.

Q: How did this thread get f*cked up?

-walker

 

[alemonkey]

Doh! No Answer. I'll have to add one:

A: Cheesefood

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Q: Only human to quaff 54 pints of homebrew while watching Rosanne?

A: 2023

 

[Walker]

monkey and denny.... did you miss my joke there by omitting the "A"?

 

[Orpheus]

Where you "A:" walker?

I'll make one myself.

A: 54

Question: What were Studios 1 through 53 all prototypes for?

Answer: A tube sock, a jar of vaseline, and Charlie Papazian's Complete Joy of Homebrewing.

(ack too many people posting at the exact same time = messed up thread)

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

TRAINWRECK big time

 

[Walker]

(ack too many people posting at the exact same time = messed up thread)

and... "It's all Walker's fault".

I f*cking rock.:rockin:

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Good one walker-san. Hmm. How about post a punchline, and a joke as per above rules. haha, I'm evil.

 

[The Happy Mug]

I laughed too hard to come up with a good reply. That was great!