So I'm at work, right...

[TxBrew]

hahaha Nice. Was it Leela? haha get it? cleaning guy, Scruffy...anyone?

Yep.

 

[funkapottomous]

Ok, anybody who is stupid enough to leave naked pics of themselves on their phone deserve to have those pics put on the internet if they misplace the darn thing.

So now that you know the rules, please post them pics. I'm assuming you did the proper thing, as per chapter 8, section 12, subsection b of the Man Code Guidebook, and made copies for your friends.

Naw, I'm just kidding. I fully endorse the return the phone and not pass pics around. But of course you gotta sneak a peek. And when she asks if you looked at the pics, just wink, or ask, "Why, did you have something good in there??" With a small smile.

"of course I looked at the pics, I was trying to see who the phone belonged to."

"now if you'll just get naked so I can verify your identity."

 

[scrambledegg81]

"of course I looked at the pics, I was trying to see who the phone belonged to."

"now if you'll just get naked so I can verify your identity."

Winning train of thought here.^

 

[Scruffy1207]

When she came to claim her phone and asked if I looked I said, "why should I have?"
She's decent looking (not fat and a little taller than me which is kind of weird), she seems like a down to earth girl. I wouldn't mind taking her out to a nice seafood dinner and calling her again.

 

[the_bird]

I wouldn't mind taking her out to a nice seafood dinner and calling her again.

Hey, you could always invite her back to your place and cook up Dr. Zoidberg.

 

[Scruffy1207]

Maybe I can brew her up some Bendërbrãu to go with zoidburg.